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Ilverin

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Dec 16, 2017
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Wow, I leave for a week and this thread gets an update and 8 new pages. Guess I know what I'll be doing tonight.
 

JoSolo

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Apr 5, 2018
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I can't seem so complete mission 3 :( When i walk in the green crystal the game exits to windows.. Is there any way to fix this?
 

jakek

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Apr 1, 2018
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ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME ?!?!

WTF ?!?!?

THE LAST SHARD IS ON THE FUCKING CEILING AND YOU CAN EASILY RUN PAST IT 100000x times

Fuck the dev, fuck the dev with barbed wire

And i can't even fucking take it now because i'm out of ammo and ammo doesn't seem to spawn on the zombies after melee kills .... ffs FuckTheDev.png
 

orly

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Feb 15, 2018
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Is there a level select function? I've made it to Mission 3 and had to shutdown. Doesn't seem to have saved my progress.
 

Nixi~

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Apr 25, 2018
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At the rooftop, where the zombie dog is, there is a zombie further back which I guess is the last zombie you need to kill.
 

Emerald_Gladiator

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Is there a level select function? I've made it to Mission 3 and had to shutdown. Doesn't seem to have saved my progress.
My game is crashing after completing mission 3 :/
Have you guys downloaded the newest version of the game? The dev fixed the issue yesterday.
Not sure if the game's updated here, but the dev's website has the fixed version.
(I'd link it here but it's not letting me in the website. Just Google it).
 
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Ironfoot

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Jun 7, 2017
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3 month since last update and they were lazy to put a *ducking* saving system in? The arena has 4 mission now all of them are super long. If they don't put any saving probability in the next patch I'm done paying for them. :mad:
 

Nixi~

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Apr 25, 2018
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Have you guys downloaded the newest version of the game? The dev fixed the issue yesterday.
Not sure if the game's updated here, but the dev's website has the fixed version.
(I'd link it here but it's not letting me in the website. Just Google it).
is the link to the fixed version.
 
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jakek

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Fuck the dev in the ass. I had to run to the mansion all the way back and spent 30 minutes finding the last ammo box in there.... fuck you dev, just fuck you.
 
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Xill

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Jan 10, 2018
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FUCK YOU DEV, I HOPE YOU GET CANCER:
Seriously? If a game is bugged for you then stop playing it and move on, don't need to wish death upon the developer because his indie in alpha phase porn game isn't working perfectly.
 

jakek

Member
Apr 1, 2018
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Seriously? If a game is bugged for you then stop playing it and move on, don't need to wish death upon the developer because his indie in alpha phase porn game isn't working perfectly.
I've realized my wrong reaction, edited that comment.


Finally managed to get the intermission level going by meeling to get the first ammo box and now finally zombies give items again when you kill em.

Edit: LOOOOL, now the game crashed after i tried to exit via the green diamond ....

Edit2: Seems other have the same issue with mission3 ...
 
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Emerald_Gladiator

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I've realized my wrong reaction, edited that comment.


Finally managed to get the intermission level going by meeling to get the first ammo box and now finally zombies give items again when you kill em.

Edit: LOOOOL, now the game crashed after i tried to exit via the green diamond ....

Edit2: Seems other have the same issue with mission3 ...
Sorry man, believe me, I (and most of us) seem to know how super frustrating this game is.

- Bugs galore. Manhole cover doesn't work. Mission 3 crashes at end/Mission 4 crashes on start (hopefully that was fixed in the dev's update). I got stuck in a tree.

- No save, meaning you gotta start over if you encounter one of these things.

- Crappy level design. Seriously, it's basically the same three places over and over. Backtracking SUCKS and is super lazy. And the fog and rain in the forest area make it nearly impossible to find your way around. Key items aren't exactly easy to find, and the actual game's mission isn't really intuitive either. I pity players who are just starting to play this.

I'd echo the last poster. I know it sucks, and I have my own reservations about the devs (and I'm gonna complain freely). However, I'll also say it's rather inhumane to wish them ill; after all, we're getting the game for free. And while they're actually making money via Patreon, a 2-person team isn't much to work with. I'd also say that, out of worry for your own well-being, maybe play another game or take a break from this one. All gamers know what raging feels like, and you gotta find some sort of cathartic release, otherwise that stress and frustration is gonna eat you alive.

If it helps, check out the codes posted a page or two back. Some of them make the game easier with more drops and ammo storage. We also really need a walkthrough. It honestly should be on the dev, given how they're mostly focused on aesthetics and mechanics rather than the gamer experience (exploding heads and dodge mechanics are fun, but not when it takes 7 months to implement, and not when issues like bugs and tedious level design make the game un-fun).
 

Ikusa

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Nov 17, 2019
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I wouldn't get too mad, it's just a shitty jerkoff game made by hacks who use people's horny to get enough money to get by. The genius brains on these people added a dodge mechanic but forgot to add a cooldown to the charge those invincible one-hit kill big guys have so you have to dodge them repeatedly while trying to kill the bulletsponge boner zombies.

Honestly, just delete the game, buy an Illusion game and get better quality sex, better looking virtual ladies and you don't have to put up with hacknied design decision by people who really don't care about game design. Just push a button and you'll get a lovingly crafted blowjob from a high poly model that was designed by someone who at least has a basic understanding of human anatomy.

TL;DR: Don't worry about this game. It isn't worth the effort.
 
3.80 star(s) 44 Votes