Never marry a slut. [...] However, she's not wife material for the simple fact that she's given herself up to an unknowable number of people. Is she a slut in the traditional sense? No, she does what's necessary to accomplish whatever objective Meredith gives her. So at least she isn't sleeping around for typical women reasons, but that doesn't absolve her of her promiscuousness. [...]
That cotton candy B ..I ..M ..B ..O and her tender folds and nooks and crannies and moist hoohaa have seen a lot of D.I.N.G. D.O.N.G.s (broken
Cantonese). I consider "good girls" like Katie and Gloria as wife material. But until one (or both

) of those girls walk down that aisle there will be daily visits for Victoria, Chandra, and Shanlon to Pound Town 2042.