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Hey, Helia was good. Certainly better than Etheruined.CoC1 characters as a whole are better than CoC2 characters.
Even, and may god forgive me for uttering this name, Helia is better than most CoC2 characters.
Hey, Helia was good. Certainly better than Etheruined.CoC1 characters as a whole are better than CoC2 characters.
Even, and may god forgive me for uttering this name, Helia is better than most CoC2 characters.
What was the most enjoyable thing about her for you? She's another ruff-talking slut in a sea of ruff-talking sluts, barely any difference between the lot them except backstory which barely impacts they're personality.Huh, I unironically like Yvild, been a while since a new character (or at least new/forgotten in my case) was enjoyable for me
Ahh yes Helia savin has made 20 more versions of this character each one worse than the lastHelia is better than most CoC2 characters.
Wasn't Helia the salamander that you literally could not stop to getting fucked by mintaurs despite being able to get into a relationship with her and impregnate her? Straight up the option to do so was only ever added by a mod if I recall, people would lose their minds if Savin added that to the game these daysHey, Helia was good. Certainly better than Etheruined.
I never could get any of those scenes with Urta, I was curious what they're like, what the context is, why would Amelie even be near her? I did get the one where she fucked the weird mouth-nipple chick (the kind of character you only see in 1; in 2 she'd just have a cock)Wasn't Helia the salamander that you literally could not stop to getting fucked by mintaurs despite being able to get into a relationship with her and impregnate her? Straight up the option to do so was only ever added by a mod if I recall, people would lose their minds if Savin added that to the game these days
I also saw people saying Urta where I remember people constantly complaining about her being a perfect mary sue and she'd fuck your mouse wife too with no option to say no without them both leaving the game
I agree that CoC2 has problems but I don't really like people trying to imply the first game was perfect, it really really wasn't
One of the larger criticisms with Urta I remember has to do with her main story, where she has a massively important god in her penis. Said story is also a story that BY FAR determines what ending you get. I think it was something like destroying the factory was 10 points and doing Urta's story 50, so if you didn't like the hyperhorsecock futa racoon then tough shit. It's why I dislike people pretending like CoC1 was the infalliable product that could do no wrong, it had some shit in itI never could get any of those scenes with Urta, I was curious what they're like, what the context is, why would Amelie even be near her? I did get the one where she fucked the weird mouth-nipple chick (the kind of character you only see in 1; in 2 she'd just have a cock)
Slander! The option for her to stop fucking around is a vanilla feature.Wasn't Helia the salamander that you literally could not stop to getting fucked by mintaurs despite being able to get into a relationship with her and impregnate her? Straight up the option to do so was only ever added by a mod if I recall, people would lose their minds if Savin added that to the game these days
It wasn't perfect. Never would I claim that. It had loads issues between unfinished characters and everybody being generally new to writing so some scenes could be way better.I agree that CoC2 has problems but I don't really like people trying to imply the first game was perfect, it really really wasn't
On the topic of "do it today"Wasn't Helia the salamander that you literally could not stop to getting fucked by mintaurs despite being able to get into a relationship with her and impregnate her? Straight up the option to do so was only ever added by a mod if I recall, people would lose their minds if Savin added that to the game these days
People solely hated that she fucked the mouse wife. The only option to prevent it from happening is to simply not engage in her content. So people stopped doing that.I also saw people saying Urta where I remember people constantly complaining about her being a perfect mary sue and she'd fuck your mouse wife too with no option to say no without them both leaving the game
The ending you get is solely decided by your actions.Said story is also a story that BY FAR determines what ending you get. I think it was something like destroying the factory was 10 points and doing Urta's story 50, so if you didn't like the hyperhorsecock futa racoon then tough shit. It's why I dislike people pretending like CoC1 was the infalliable product that could do no wrong, it had some shit in it
Apparently she somehow heard you were fucking Urta in your camp and makes it all the way to Tel'Adre where they engage in drunken sex because Fen(?)...why would Amelie even be near her?
I'mma be one hundred percent honest when I say... it's comments like these that makes me question the use of the free time of the human race to the point where I wanna go to Zamasu and say "Yeah, we're ready to go. Do your thing."It wasn't perfect. Never would I claim that. It had loads issues between unfinished characters and everybody being generally new to writing so some scenes could be way better.
Then there's the many, many, many, many, many instances of drama. Half of which was internet, half of which was a younger dumber Fen.
But warts and all, still like it.
More importantly. The majority of what it does and allowed the player to do, CoC2 doesn't even attempt to emulate.
On the topic of "do it today"
A reminder that Cait's pregnancy was explained upon years ago. And yes despite knocking her up and being in a relationship she's still going to fuck around unless they suddenly backpedal on those plans.
More importantly, of the turbo slut NPC's across all three games which includes Helia, Anno (though I like Anno), and Cait. Only Helia has a button that makes her mutual. This wasn't a mod. It was in base CoC.
People solely hated that she fucked the mouse wife. The only option to prevent it from happening is to simply not engage in her content. So people stopped doing that.
She wasn't a mary sue, she was a barely lucid drunk who goes even deeper in the bottle at the slightest whiff of rejection. Even her quest is her barely not flunking to the finish line against jobbers the champ could flex their crotch towards and make cum on the spot. This isn't hyperbole, I think they're like level 6 at the highest? It's low level stuff whilst you're likely a demigod by that point.
Credit where it's due. Fen(?) learned some kind of lesson from Urta.
I'm assuming.
Whatever the case, it wasn't repeated again in TiTS.
The literal only reason it didn't happen in CoC2 with Brienne is due to Wsan not wanting it to, much to the chagrin of several other writers.
The ending you get is solely decided by your actions.
Urta quite literally doesn't even have an ending slide.
Nor does she matter that much in the comically named leveloffuckedness. Not even her kids did.
Allow me to shed light on what that was comprised of
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And these things only mattered if you were a jackass yet still wanted to pursue a "pure" ending.
CoC2 had a variety of endings;
Serve Lethice
Partner with Lethice
Get beaten by Lethice
The various go-the-fuck-home endings.
And then the pure/corrupt endings
There were essentially 3 of each
The pure endings depended on how fucked you made everything.
The corrupt endings depended on how corrupt you were.
Generally if you didn't cross streams you got the best ending you wanted for the route you were pursuing.
Wait.. I'm getting way off point.
TL;DR
Urta didn't matter.
Apparently she somehow heard you were fucking Urta in your camp and makes it all the way to Tel'Adre where they engage in drunken sex because Fen(?)...
Actually we'll refrain from being too pointed. Again.
It was just convoluted nonsense that nobody liked.
it's comments like these that makes me question the use of the free time of the human race
Kinda ironic to talk about wasting free time, only to make a reference to a show you've probably wasted 100+ hours of free time on. Could've spent that time researching a cure to cancer or something, smh.to the point where I wanna go to Zamasu
Shit bro, I ain't a scientist. I'm just saying you put a lot of thought into a game who's soul purpose is for you to bust a nut, so you can shake your head and ass at that. And for the record, it's dragon ball. The new game just dropped, and I just found my new favorite n-word. Later Ningen.Kinda ironic to talk about wasting free time, only to make a reference to a show you've probably wasted 100+ hours of free time on. Could've spent that time researching a cure to cancer or something, smh.
When will she come?Been waiting on that and the Drifa update that goes along with it for years myself, I am not really expecting it anytime soon though
Pretty sure helspawn mentions she made a pit stop for some cock when the two where out on some errands or something, which is how she meets her boyfriend. Could be remembering it wrong, it's been a while.Slander! The option for her to stop fucking around is a vanilla feature.