Kinda wish cryosleep becomes affordable in the coming decade so I can skip 50 more years of waiting for first handjob scene :FeelsBadMan:
>Go into cryosleep
>Wake up in 2067
>The world is in ruins
>No government, just wildlands and banditry
>The release of the 'fuck her' version of Dating my Daughter in '33 caused such a strain on the world wide web infrastructure that most of it fried, shut down, or otherwise ceased proper functioning. In the mass panic that followed, officially dubbed 'blue ball Armageddon', a group of individuals calling themselves 'The Daughterfuckers' launched Contained True Vacuum Missiles at nearly every city on the planet.
>They claim to have obtained the ending to Dating my Daughter before the meltdown, and the transcendent experience apparently made them feel like an evolutionary zenith was reached and mankind could not go anywhere but downhill.
>They were eventually defeated by the '3DCGsucks Army', but not before rumors of the survival of a full version of Dating my Daughter began to spread.
>The Army now roams the lands, having promised to eradicate all Dating my Daughter contraband, and take from all adult gamers the promised land of Dating my Daughter's ending.