- Aug 13, 2021
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IMO...this post very well summarizes why this one is NOT great...
I forgot how annoying MC can get in this game.
Random girl: MC we're running out of time, we must hurry!
MC: Ah yes... did I ever tell you about that time I spent 5 minutes monologuing some chick, it was a sight to behold for sure. I have so many bad puns and dad jokes that they flow like shit through a goose. Ladies just love hearing my butter smooth voice, it turns them on almost as much as it does me. That reminds me, did you notice how tight my fabulous ass looks in these shoes, you should really take the time to study it closely. Be sure to give appropriate feedback, I might let you play with it later. Did you hear the one about the... bla bla bla...
Later that day
Antagonistic Bitch: Hey MC you cock-cozy, come gargle on my big hairy balls!
MC: I... hurrr... You.. errrrm *starts crying looking for a girl to hide behind*