I normally don't do this, but I am downloading the patch .065 right now. When it is done I am going to compress it and upload it to Mega. I should have the link up for you all in a little bit. Unless someone else beats me to it.
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Best thing I can say, is you are part of this site and you seem to be pretty active. You can tease its members and everything but unless you have something to actually contribute. Don't post at all. You cause more work for the staff when dealing with people you want to troll. This will be your one and only verbal warning.
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Thanks!! Although, any chance you could upload it to Google Drive or nopy instead?
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So, I was wondering what was taking so long with the download, then I realized that the file is 5.9GB. I think he put the full game up on his Patreon page. So I am at about 3.1GB downloaded right now. It is going to take a little longer than I expected, sorry. I thought I was just downloading a patch.
I am going to compress it first. Then upload it. I don't know how much it will help with the download size but I will try to get it as small as I can. Maybe someone else is willing to upload the patch for those who don't want to wait. I looked several times on his Patreon page and I can't find the link to the patch version. Only link I have is the one that I am downloading right now. Wish me luck.
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But you want my money... Is not?
Well, I´m afraid I´m not going to give you my money, but since you come here for feedback, I´m going to provide you some.
In my contry we say: "In the nation of the blind people, the one-eyed man is king". Let´s face it: 90% of porn and erotic games are total trash. This game (as DmD, Summertime Saga and a few more) are not total trash. But they are not really good games either. Just "not total trash".
The main character is totally devoid of charisma and charm, except for his big penis, of course. The big penis could be the main motivation for Maria, but I really don´t know why Dana could love so much someone like him. The graphic design of the MC is totally generic too, and even looks too old for her biography. He looks like 35 instead of 22 - 24.
Regarding femenine characters, most of them are archetypes, but not well focused.
Andrea: the submissive. But she´s too submissive for her looks. She is suppose to be a 18 years old white-trash girl without much instruction and alone in life, looking for a sugar-daddy, a pimp, a porn producer or someone like that to take care of her since she can´t handle her own life. At least, she behaves like that. But she looks like a gorgeous, sophisticated lady of about 30 years old. Seeing her calling "daddy" and "mammy" to the MC and Dana and behaving like a little silly girl is just absurd.
Maria: the mature, uninhibited lady who knows what she want. Well, the design is good since she looks like she is, and over all, she don´t have the same body of the other characters (they all looks twins below the head). That makes her special. Problem is, she cames with John, and he´s a turn off. I don´t think most guys likes to see a character like John in a erotic scene, because the scene loses the eroticism just for being him in it. I guy less annoying and hard to see would be better.
Jessica: the dominant kick-ass girl... but she´s not kick-ass, she´s just rude and impolite. Imagine this scene: An attractive man goes to a gay-club, dances suggestively over a table semi-nude in front of a lot of gay men turning they on, but when a gay men approches him, he gives him a kick in the face... Most people would say this would be a rude and impolite behavior. And that´s the way Jessica behaves. Being a girl is not excuse, IMO. By the way, she must earn a lot of money with that thing of the yoga class: a big motorbike, a race car... I didn´t know it was a so lucrative business.
Dana: The good, responsible girl that about to get married that turns wild when her engagement goes south. It´s OK, as character, she has some charm and charisma, but she turns wild too quickly. She´s not a lesbian (I suppose Jessica tried to bang her a lot of times, and she could not), but suddenly she starts to bang every single woman she sees in the first date, and agrees to participate in orgies... She goes to 0 to 100 too easily. And she falls madly in love with her brother... I don´t know why since he´s not an attractive guy, besides his penis and the money. Dana has money too, and she don´t looks the type of woman that fall just for a big penis.
Regarding the game mechanics, as most of the games of this type, after a while, it looks like living inside "groundhog day": repetitive tasks and seeing the same scene again and again in order of getting 2 more points of something. Without cheats, the game is really boring and the events does not justify the amount of time it takes to reach them. Most people have exams, jobs, family... can´t spend hours and hours in a game just in order of seeing a sexy scene.
In conclusion: it is better than roughly 80% of the games of this type, but just because 80% of this kind of games are trash. The writing is amateur, the 3D design of the characters is generic (seriously, except for Maria, all the femenine bodies are the same) and the the appearance of some of the characters does not correspond to his biography. I would not pay 5 or 10 bucks for it if I could not get if for free, I´m afraid. I would just forget about Dana and the game.
Not sure if you're trying to troll me.
I don't think you get the point of patreon, mate. It's for people who want to support development.
And I certainly don't want your money now.
But I have to ask.
Why play at all? Even if it is pirated.
After all, the graphics are bad, mechanics are bad, writing is bad, characters are bad, everything is bad. At least according to you. So why waste your precious little time at all?
I know this a little weird, but I have been all over your Patreon page and I can't find the link to the Patch anywhere. All I have is the 5.9GB link that you sent to my email this morning with the update post. This thing is taking forever to download. Some help would be greatly appreciated. Thanks @Ptolemy
The links in the post are for the full game.
The patch is only useful with the patcher. Open up the patcher and just press "update".
now I feel like an idiot. I saw that earlier and didn't put 2 and 2 together. Thank You.
@Pepé Le Pew I don't know how you do it. I have been running 7zip on Dreaming of Dana all night 5.9GB and I have only been able to shave off .5 GB. I have the Dictionary cranked to 1536 word 273 and set to Ultra. You truly are the Shrinker Stinker.
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5.9? What are you downloading?
It should be 6.2
Can you PM me the link to what you're downloading?
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I´m not trolling you. I´m giving you a gift: a sincere, meditated and mesurated oppinion, beyond the flattery you get here. If you listen flattery, you games will be increasingly mediocre. If you listen criticism, maybe next game will be better.
I think you don´t get the point of patreon, mate. It´s not for people who want to support development of SOMETHING GOOD, not mediocre. I know because I support in patreon a guy who makes comics. Good comics most of the time, I think, so I pay him about 12 bucks a month for his works. Not because I´m so generous, or he´s my friend or I like him: his works. An sometimes, when he has done a comic I don´t like, I have stopped supporting for several months. I pay for a product. If you provide a mediocre product, you will have a mediocre amount of patreons. A better game would increase your patreons, that´s for sure. And you don´t want my money... So, if I go to your patreon and donate 10 or 20 bucks every month, you would say "no thanks, I actually don´t want money, I do my game "gratis et amore". I don´t think so.
Answering your question, I play the game because I can find it for free and there are cheats that allow to play it in about 30 minutes and not to spend 5 hours in a repetitive game since I can spend my free time playing The Witcher 3, for example. As I have said already, I would not pay for it if I could not find it for free. And I have not said everything "is bad". There are good things. I have said the character of Dana has some kind of charisma and interest. You can empathize her in some way. And I have said the game is better than about 80% of similar games. And I add something now: the game has a decent number of events and images. I can see the work you have put in it. I have not made a destructive critique, "everithing sucks" type. If you put a product in the market, there will be criticism. Deal with it.
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sure thing. It is the link on this mornings post on Patreon. I'll PM the link in a minute.
Try to become a patron, and see what happens. But you'd have to use the same name that you use here. Otherwise how can I know it's you.
I've never quit my job, and I'm never quitting my job precisely because so I can tell people to go somewhere else.
And there are a lot of games that you can play for free. Do you play all of them? Or should I be flattered that you're wasting your 30min with me?
Don't worry about me dealing with it. I don't make a habit of taking the opinions of people I don't know to heart.
And thank you for your gift.