"FatCat's delivery wasn't the result of a 'pro' industry standard."
Yeah, but his project management, mostly consisting in promising release date after release date only to systematically blow every single one of them while adding increasingly lame excuses, is pure professionalism at work.
You know, I used to think that adamantium was just a fantastic metal that only existed in a fictional universe, but now I'm starting to think that Gumdrop's face and balls might actually be made of that extraordinary alloy. I bet he could effortlessly pierce fucking Fort Knox with a single swing of his indestructible balls as if they were the world's most powerful morningstar. The thing is, why would he want to do that? It's fucking easier (and safer) to keep piling up lies and ripping off a bunch of people that have time and time again been proven to be incredibly gullible, faithful, desperate, or all of the above.
In these extraordinary times, the only thing we can do is bear witness to this appalling tragicomedy, learn a few things, and tell this amazing tale of humor, betrayal, and madness to future generations.