Captains Log - Day 0 - The End...For now
...It's over...It's finally over...
The crew can rest easy, lower down the thrusters,
dial down the weapons defense systems...
It's all over...
The puckered asshole of the gumdrops Void farted out it's last cry,
and the mods had enough.
...
The endless debates on the warranty of the game being abandoned or not are over,
and the hammer has fallen that it IS abandoned.
The sycophants are enraged, 'HoW dArE tHeY' they cry, but we must hush them,
for it is all over now.
Tears sting their eyes as they look at their empty wallets, moths flying from them...And we look at them at say...
'Told ya.'
Sad live footage of players finally realizing they've been conned for two years. (Above)
...
Perhaps, people will say it's unwarranted, after all, Gumdrops continues to promise...and promise...and promise...
But Gumdrops has tried too long to censor all criticism against his magnum opus and to constantly move the goal post on release dates.
Endless lies and promises sinking the plausibility lower and lower each time.
The only man responsible for sinking Gumdrops was himself,
the mods were incredibly lenient and fair on him, giving over two years for him to get his act together
AND HE COULD NOT DO IT.
Will Gumdrops ever release the update?
Maybe.
And the cycle will begin again,
BUT:
At least he'd be forced to have made an effort to start the wheel again,
At least no people stumbling on this game will ever think it's anything other than abandoned.
...And with any luck, maybe even some of those discord sycophants who lurk around here (HI ABBY! Did you like Estate domination girl?)
Might finally, FINALLY get it.
Because Gumdrops is out of luck, and out of time,
And this tired old Captain has had enough of this Gumdrops Void.
...
P.S
If this is truly the end, I'll probably have to move the Captain's Logs to it's own thread off-topic, as it'd be pointless to keep it in an abandoned thread.
Well...Anyway,
this is your Captain,
Finally,
signing off...
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