OctoSky
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Then his excuse will be that the monitor is too heavy to move so he can't get it set up.So while i was at day 20 (ingame) i got this wonderful idea, how about instead of paying him on patreon why don't we just gift him a good ass monitor handcrafted with 2 inch thick metal plate all around for safety purposes of course, so that it won't break easily even when BlueCat wrestles with it for obvious reasons (one's own fetish i guess so no judgment here).
Or that the metal reflects light and blinds him.
Or that the craftsmanship is so good that he doesn't want to use it because he might damage it.
Or that while it was being delivered it suffered damage and it'll take 9.8 decades to have it fixed.
Or that while he was lifting it on his desk he suffered a hernia and now can't work until he has gained enough money to get the surgery to fix it.
Or that a squirrel broke into his house, held him at knife point while the other squirrels took screwdrivers to his new monitor and disassembled it piece by piece then took it to their nests to bathe in their glory.