Weeeell, not exactly since the first approach to such miscreants is generally the use of the sacred pan on their heads but...Are you saying that, after the spanking, we'll move on to oral?*
*I know that isn't the actual quote, but thought it fit better.
I agree, there is one major story and whatever choices you make doesn't change where the story goes but just affects which girl you end up with so I agree that in that sense it's linear.
This is the key part on what separates an AVN from a "porn game" for me. I know that to a lot of people an AVN is a porn game by definition and they use those terms interchangeably, but I don't. For me, a "porn game" is a game that is focused solely on the sexual content and whose story and characters (such as they are) are just ancillary to that goal. In other words, if you were to remove all the lewd content from such a game, you would be left with an empty husk that has nothing to hold your attention.
bruh annie's on the fuckin grindset and we out here fapping to her buttcheeks
I haven't replayed the beginning, but "announcing" and "releasing" a game are two different things. I mean...she still would be like 11 or 12 even if it would've taken them 3 or 4 years between announcing and releasing Eternum.
Agreed also the neural implant cost 2500 US dollars, I don't know how much you can make with side gigs and other works, but she surely needed time to gather all that money to buy it.
Like how FF 7 Remake was announced at 2015 and released at 2020.
You retelling the story of this game reminds me how good it was. I binged it in 2 days and got to the end at the end of last week. I've been in Eternum withdrawal for the past week since I finished it, and I've been thinking about it ever since over the past week since I finished it after binging it in 2 days. I want to play another game like this, but I think this game is truly one of a kind, and it's impossible to find a true replacement, at least until Caribdis releases his next game, maybe he'll make it better than Eternum. But it's going to be a high bar to cross.
I'm thinking you missed the point on this one a little. The whole joke was that it was ripped from JKR because JKR ripped it from Prof. (can't remember the play on Dumbledore right now...). If you weren't already completely disillusioned by the HP universe, whatever your reasons may be, I think you would have found it both absurd and amusing, which I think was the point, not laziness. And, honestly, choosing any other magical series rather than creating something from whole cloth could have been viewed as lazy by someone playing this game. HP is one that most people here will get, and probably enjoy seeing lampooned. Another, more obscure, series, other than maybe providing a discovery moment for the uninitiated, wouldn't resonate as much with most, when lampooned would likely cause greater offense to those that do follow them, and too few people would get the joke because they weren't as widely known.
Hogwarts was one of my favorite scenes. And Chop-Chop is one of my favorite characters.
Hogwarts was a great scene IMO, lots of fun character momments for all of the characters and good comedy. If you think it's cringe, well, this is a campy sweet happy harem Adult AVN it's supposed to be a little over the top and, yes, at times what could be considered by some to be cringe. This is the intended tone for the game.
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Agreed also the neural implant cost 2500 US dollars, I don't know how much you can make with side gigs and other works, but she surely needed time to gather all that money to buy it.
Also, there was the chat about minors playing Eternum when Orion, Alex and Nova where looking for Calypso in the Ogygia server, I highly doubt Annie could have start playing that many years before, I suspect she was at least 14/15 at max... I mean it's still early but it would be more reasonable....
I'm just going by with what she said: that she has been doing side-gigs to earn the cash for the implant "as soon as the game was announced" (about a decade prior to the events of the VN as per Orion's infodump). Not released, announced.
I was earning an allowance by 8, occasionally babysitting neighbors by 11, mowing lawns and doing other odd jobs around the neighborhood by 12, earned several hundred dollars each fall raking leaves and cutting wood by the time I was 14, and working outside my home as soon as I could drive at 16. Even in the late 70s and early 80s, I'm sure I could have gotten to $2,500 (if I didn't blow it on other things) by the time I was old enough to play the game (or fake credentials that allowed me to before then). A motivated girl like Annie would have had no problem so long as she could find babysitting, petsitting, cleaning and other kinds of things adults are willing to hire a younger girl to do without getting into trouble at the same time.
