- Aug 18, 2018
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"The servers are stable except when they randomly aren't"
Classic Helius.
Classic Helius.
None is surprised, one could quote that post Helius post and ask how is it different...Got in too and boy, that's even worse than i anticipated
First, servers are on fire but nobody's surprised, maybe it's going to be "stable" someday when people get bored and stop playing bla bla bla
What struck me the most is that now, the game looks EXACTLY the same as any other gacha.
Want examples? here's some :
-> Stamina, check
It was there from the start but now you can refill using item
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-> Multiple layers of currency, check
(from right to left)
- Likes you get by doing sex used to bs and level your player lvl up
- Data fragments to buy specific poses and obtained by burning duplicate poses you get when rolling in the gacha
- Insights you get by doing daily tasks, also used to buy poses
-"Neo England Pounds", this one is the premium currency you get when linking your patreon
Given we just got some as "compensation" for maintenance, i expect it to become actually buyable with real money very soon.
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-> Battle passes, check
You unlock them by using the green currency, that how you unlock characters.
Buuuuuut wait, there are 2 tiers for each battle pass, and you can of course spend you precious green buck to fast-levelup them
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-> In-game store with item bundles, check
And to nobody's surprise, you have the standard "1st try you buy, you get double" promotion. Cherry on the cake : you buy them with green bucks
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-> Gacha system, check
That how you unlock poses
-> Grind to unlock stuff for free, check
And boy, you will have to grind A LOT doing daily missions like :
- Make a character cum 10 TIMES (making a girl cum once can take 5 to 10 minutes doing nothing but spamming you num keys)
- Cum inside a girl 15 TIMES
- "Scan" 5 poses from other players (fun fact : you have to grind "ideas" to do that because 1 scan costs 3 ideas)
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So TLDR :
Helius spent the past year turning its game into a grindfest gacha (there were some game service stuff in the 1st release, but now it's upped to 11).
He's going to tell everyone that it's not going to be filled with microtransactions/forced monetization...
But that will be another lie.
We already know that every new character is going to cost 20$.
A typical predatory monetisation hides itself in layers of currency, this game has 5 of them already.
Green bucks can already use to skip battle-pass farm, buy bundles, unlock character
This is a gacha, anyone that will defend this and say it's not is either lying, or completely delusional.
The only hope right now is that there's a big drop in subs next month. Otherwise I don't have much faith in whales making good decisions.View attachment 2510383
The only good thing about the servers finally going up is that now the Patreon shills for the past year can see exactly where their money went. Directly into Helius's wallet with nothing going into the game. Besides more ways to take your money of course.
Remember people, post your reviews in the tab above so more people can understand the bigger picture and hopefully prevent more people from flushing their money.
Not only that but it's the jankiest battlepass implementation I have ever seen, not only does half of it not work but they haven't even built it around a proper gameplay loop.I see, the update they been doing for a year is to implement the fucking stupid battle pass in a porn game. No systematic change no animation overhaul like they said, no new function no nothing. Not to mention the person who pledged a lot received no Battle pass benefit as promised.
I suggest not to use ninja ripper because it injects a DLL which can upsets EAC. If you get banned, likely it only shows when you login in-game, it won't show in your steam profile.Considering the existence of Denuvo and Easy Anti Cheat, is it possible to get banned for using software like Ninja ripper? I mean, I don't want to have a fap simulator ban record on my steam personal page.
Got it, thanks broI suggest not to use ninja ripper because it injects a DLL which can upsets EAC. If you get banned, likely it only shows when you login in-game, it won't show in your steam profile.
EAC was removed since they added Denuvo. I think Denuvo has some kind of anti tampering functionality though so it might not work anyway.Considering the existence of Denuvo and Easy Anti Cheat, is it possible to get banned for using software like Ninja ripper? I mean, I don't want to have a fap simulator ban record on my steam personal page.
Feels like when I got banned on reddit r/fuckcars for saying this:LMAO
I just got kicked for a few days from their server for saying the server will get flooded and make it unplayable again
I can't stop laughing.