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HardcoreCuddler

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For me, the big problem with porn games, especially high-budget ones like Fallen Doll or Wild Life, is that they don't go anywhere. Let me explain, they restart the story every moment, change the gameplay or start again claiming that it is for the improvement of the game. Nonsense, unfortunately the current porn games are only a nest to attract money, and yes, I understand, it is a business and money must be earned, but man, they should at least finish them (it will take about three years) and then start another project, but it's always the same project for years and years and in the end you don't get anywhere. At least that's my thought.

For this reason I respect Japanese developers, when they finish a project they publish it directly on Dlsite. Well, they have also started opening Patrons pages but they keep posting the full games, I just hope they don't get as cheeky as the western ones.



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Ah, the neverending predicament:
do you choose a half-assed censored japanese game that looks and feels the same as the average jap in a crowd,
or do you choose the 0.0.1-pre-alpha-test-build-patreon-only-3.1-cocks-up-my-ass version of a western game that barely works.
:HideThePain:
Also to the Alien Quest EVE point, i also agree its unfair to use it as an example because literally every other dev is put to shame by Grimhelm. Dude only ever asks for help when he needs it. No bullshit. What a legend.
Unfair to use it as an example? So what, are we only supposed to use scammers as examples now?...
Grimhelm didn't by any stretch of the imagination make a game that had great gameplay either, in the end. All he was was honest with his audience, a decent dev, a decent game designer and great animator. I think that's not too much to expect from your average porn game but alas here we are flooded by crap projects.
 
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TheAnon_Duck

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Speaking of western unreal 3D "porn" game, anyone remembers Mahou Arms?? Almost forgot that one

Patreon's still churning update, but hell it's as slow as this game, subs count down from 1200 to 500 subs since 2020

At least that one has relatively fun gameplay (a short one unfortunately)
 

coolgy

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Unfair to use it as an example? So what, are we only supposed to use scammers as examples now?...
Grimhelm didn't by any stretch of the imagination make a game that had great gameplay either, in the end. All he was was honest with his audience, a decent dev, a decent game designer and great animator. I think that's not too much to expect from your average porn game but alas here we are flooded by crap projects.
You know whats even lazier than a dev milking Patreon? Typing up a comment on a pirate website complaining about those very same devs.

Like, do you want standing ovation? No shit Sherlock, if things were better we'd have better things.

And at the end of all that lazy typing you did, belittle Grimhelm by underreporting his accomplishments and failed to cite any better devs in your own opinion to back your argument.

What a Chad keyboard warrior.
 

Nihil5320

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I will never comprehend why the devs decided to turn this into a player-interaction-driven game. Not many people look at their porn and think man, I wish the boys were with me. People might meme and joke about it, but the majority don't actually want that.
Helius has explicitly said it was an anti-piracy thing. There is no other reason.

How to i get the game ?
Go to page 1 and download the cracked 0.4.9 version. You'll be missing a map and one playable character but the map doesn't make much difference tbh, the graphics will look better (although performance was a bit worse) and you won't have to grind for days to unlock anything.
 
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Purple_Heart

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You know whats even lazier than a dev milking Patreon? Typing up a comment on a pirate website complaining about those very same devs.
How is that even lazier :WaitWhat: The writing takes more effort than using AI to draw random sketches/artworks of Soon™ to be added characters to the game. Speaking of Soon™ to be added characters, are you dogging Galatea with the boys yet?

And at the end of all that lazy typing you did, belittle Grimhelm by underreporting his accomplishments and failed to cite any better devs in your own opinion to back your argument.
Except he didn't "underreport" anything. Dev of that game was decent. He didn't re-invent the wheel. Game was pretty much ok. Certainly not bad but not the best game ever either. But you wouldn't know that because I doubt you even played it.

What a Chad keyboard warrior.
Says the Helius's cockkeyboard sucker.
 

Foost

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In it's current state, it's now a full gacha with the only thing missing is being able to buy premium currency (which will certainly become possible very soon)
The green bucks are already the premium currency. You receive an amount corresponding to how much money you wasted on them on Patreon (8 green bucks for $1 approximately). However, I am not sure if they will keep sending them for future Patreon sub money, or if it was just one-time thing on 0.7.0 release. Maybe you get nothing from now on.

You can use the green bucks to unlock the new character (it's locked to all by default). That costs around $20.
Then you can use the premium currency to level the "battle passes" (it levels at snail pace by doing pretty much anything in the game otherwise). That costs $60 to max one of them from level 1.

So that's approximately $260 to max all battle passes on the 4 characters. Which unlocks clothes (not all of them), gives you some items and currencies. It does NOT unlock any animations, but it gives you some gacha rolls. You then have to use other currencies for more unlocks, or you can spend green bucks at exchange of a bit below $1 per one gacha roll.

It's basically free!
 
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benisfug

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What happened to him btw? Did he just stopped making games due to losing an interest or other reasons? Or he really died?..
It's not unusual for him to disappear for a few years but this is his longest hiatus so far. I wouldn't be surprised if he popped up again though.
 

coolgy

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How is that even lazier :WaitWhat: The writing takes more effort than using AI to draw random sketches/artworks of Soon™ to be added characters to the game. Speaking of Soon™ to be added characters, are you dogging Galatea with the boys yet?


Except he didn't "underreport" anything. Dev of that game was decent. He didn't re-invent the wheel. Game was pretty much ok. Certainly not bad but not the best game ever either. But you wouldn't know that because I doubt you even played it.


Says the Helius's cockkeyboard sucker.
Holy shit i forgot about that comment. The fact that you lived with it for the past year enough to remember makes it worth making lmao. Soon TM, Galatea will get it.

And developers make something. Not talking about any specific creator here. Us typing on our keyboards is lazy as we aren't accomplishing shit xD hence lazy
 

HardcoreCuddler

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You know whats even lazier than a dev milking Patreon? Typing up a comment on a pirate website complaining about those very same devs.

Like, do you want standing ovation? No shit Sherlock, if things were better we'd have better things.

And at the end of all that lazy typing you did, belittle Grimhelm by underreporting his accomplishments and failed to cite any better devs in your own opinion to back your argument.

What a Chad keyboard warrior.
Speaking like a cool guy to someone that bought Grimhelms shit to support him.
Also I like how not worshipping somebody = belittling lmao. All I said went from good upwards but I guess sucking so much Helius cock made you unable to think criticaly.
 

coolgy

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Speaking like a cool guy to someone that bought Grimhelms shit to support him.
Also I like how not worshipping somebody = belittling lmao. All I said went from good upwards but I guess sucking so much Helius cock made you unable to think criticaly.
Still talking outta your ass by not citing any specific dev that you support. Absolutely not contributing anything, hating on things you cant/dont have. What a menace.

And honestly boys, you guys must be running out of ideas as all you can now imagine is people riding Helius' dick. Ran out of fap material?
 

coolgy

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Who the fuck do you think you are? :KEK:
I don't need to prove myself to you, but you're seemingly veeeeery interested in us since it seems that you really want to convince us that you're oh-so superior lol
Yea that's what i thought. Zero substance. All shit talk.
 
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