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Nihil5320

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I will never comprehend why the devs decided to turn this into a player-interaction-driven game. Not many people look at their porn and think man, I wish the boys were with me. People might meme and joke about it, but the majority don't actually want that.
Helius has explicitly said it was an anti-piracy thing. There is no other reason.

How to i get the game ?
Go to page 1 and download the cracked 0.4.9 version. You'll be missing a map and one playable character but the map doesn't make much difference tbh, the graphics will look better (although performance was a bit worse) and you won't have to grind for days to unlock anything.
 
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Purple_Heart

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Oct 15, 2021
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You know whats even lazier than a dev milking Patreon? Typing up a comment on a pirate website complaining about those very same devs.
How is that even lazier :WaitWhat: The writing takes more effort than using AI to draw random sketches/artworks of Soon™ to be added characters to the game. Speaking of Soon™ to be added characters, are you dogging Galatea with the boys yet?

And at the end of all that lazy typing you did, belittle Grimhelm by underreporting his accomplishments and failed to cite any better devs in your own opinion to back your argument.
Except he didn't "underreport" anything. Dev of that game was decent. He didn't re-invent the wheel. Game was pretty much ok. Certainly not bad but not the best game ever either. But you wouldn't know that because I doubt you even played it.

What a Chad keyboard warrior.
Says the Helius's cockkeyboard sucker.
 

Foost

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May 16, 2020
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In it's current state, it's now a full gacha with the only thing missing is being able to buy premium currency (which will certainly become possible very soon)
The green bucks are already the premium currency. You receive an amount corresponding to how much money you wasted on them on Patreon (8 green bucks for $1 approximately). However, I am not sure if they will keep sending them for future Patreon sub money, or if it was just one-time thing on 0.7.0 release. Maybe you get nothing from now on.

You can use the green bucks to unlock the new character (it's locked to all by default). That costs around $20.
Then you can use the premium currency to level the "battle passes" (it levels at snail pace by doing pretty much anything in the game otherwise). That costs $60 to max one of them from level 1.

So that's approximately $260 to max all battle passes on the 4 characters. Which unlocks clothes (not all of them), gives you some items and currencies. It does NOT unlock any animations, but it gives you some gacha rolls. You then have to use other currencies for more unlocks, or you can spend green bucks at exchange of a bit below $1 per one gacha roll.

It's basically free!
 
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benisfug

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What happened to him btw? Did he just stopped making games due to losing an interest or other reasons? Or he really died?..
It's not unusual for him to disappear for a few years but this is his longest hiatus so far. I wouldn't be surprised if he popped up again though.
 

coolgy

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Apr 19, 2018
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How is that even lazier :WaitWhat: The writing takes more effort than using AI to draw random sketches/artworks of Soon™ to be added characters to the game. Speaking of Soon™ to be added characters, are you dogging Galatea with the boys yet?


Except he didn't "underreport" anything. Dev of that game was decent. He didn't re-invent the wheel. Game was pretty much ok. Certainly not bad but not the best game ever either. But you wouldn't know that because I doubt you even played it.


Says the Helius's cockkeyboard sucker.
Holy shit i forgot about that comment. The fact that you lived with it for the past year enough to remember makes it worth making lmao. Soon TM, Galatea will get it.

And developers make something. Not talking about any specific creator here. Us typing on our keyboards is lazy as we aren't accomplishing shit xD hence lazy
 

HardcoreCuddler

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Aug 4, 2020
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You know whats even lazier than a dev milking Patreon? Typing up a comment on a pirate website complaining about those very same devs.

Like, do you want standing ovation? No shit Sherlock, if things were better we'd have better things.

And at the end of all that lazy typing you did, belittle Grimhelm by underreporting his accomplishments and failed to cite any better devs in your own opinion to back your argument.

What a Chad keyboard warrior.
Speaking like a cool guy to someone that bought Grimhelms shit to support him.
Also I like how not worshipping somebody = belittling lmao. All I said went from good upwards but I guess sucking so much Helius cock made you unable to think criticaly.
 

coolgy

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Apr 19, 2018
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Speaking like a cool guy to someone that bought Grimhelms shit to support him.
Also I like how not worshipping somebody = belittling lmao. All I said went from good upwards but I guess sucking so much Helius cock made you unable to think criticaly.
Still talking outta your ass by not citing any specific dev that you support. Absolutely not contributing anything, hating on things you cant/dont have. What a menace.

And honestly boys, you guys must be running out of ideas as all you can now imagine is people riding Helius' dick. Ran out of fap material?
 

coolgy

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Apr 19, 2018
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Who the fuck do you think you are? :KEK:
I don't need to prove myself to you, but you're seemingly veeeeery interested in us since it seems that you really want to convince us that you're oh-so superior lol
Yea that's what i thought. Zero substance. All shit talk.
 

ShadowChanSeh

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Oct 19, 2017
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Still talking outta your ass by not citing any specific dev that you support. Absolutely not contributing anything, hating on things you cant/dont have. What a menace.

And honestly boys, you guys must be running out of ideas as all you can now imagine is people riding Helius' dick. Ran out of fap material?
Just saying, since you can't be bothered to read, but HardcoreCuddler clearly states that they supported Grimhelm.

Imagine bashing someone for not mentioning anyone they've supported by replying to the post where they mention someone they supported.
 

SortaLewd

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Feb 26, 2019
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Any crack for 0.7.0 yet?
You shouldn't hold your breath waiting for a crack. Mainly because 0.7.0 was extremely buggy even without the connection errors, but also because the game has Denuvo now and is harder to crack. You'd be better off just finding a different porn game for the time being. Give it a year or two if this game survives that long, no telling with the way it's going now. I actually own the official game and can tell you you aren't missing out on much compared to build 0.4.9, in my opinion at least. For the amount of time that it took to update from 0.4.9 to 0.7.0, there's very little new content added and no significant improvements whatsoever.
 
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xana94

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You shouldn't hold your breath waiting for a crack. Mainly because 0.7.0 was extremely buggy even without the connection errors, but also because the game has Denuvo now and is harder to crack. You'd be better off just finding a different porn game for the time being. Give it a year or two if this game survives that long, no telling with the way it's going now. I actually own the official game and can tell you you aren't missing out on much compared to build 0.4.9, in my opinion at least. For the amount of time that it took to update from 0.4.9 to 0.7.0, there's very little new content added and no significant improvements whatsoever.
Is that liquid system with cum inflation they were talking about in yet?
 
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SortaLewd

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Feb 26, 2019
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Is that liquid system with cum inflation they were talking about in yet?
Couldn't tell you, earlier in March I barely got to try anything due to constantly being disconnected if I could even make it inside one of the maps, and I still haven't tried the most recent patch since there are people on the Steam forum still reporting issues not being able to connect. I remember Helius mentioning some features being delayed though, not sure if cumflation was one of those features. You could check the Discord server, but according to people on Steam forum, the moderators are kicking and banning people critiquing the game now so if you have any opinions best just keep it to yourself since the Discord is the only place to get info on what's happening with the game and the moderators are trigger happy.
 
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