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Even if I was a guy i'd avoid saying that, not because it offends us but more i've seen some really ugly lesbians.Next you tell them that not every lesbian just needs a good dicking
Dicking them would take a lot, and I mean a LOT, of alcohol. We're talking enough to knock out a small Elephant.
Went on one of those lesbian speed dating things a few years back just before I met my girlfriend and one of the ... I want to say women but i'm still not sure ... I couldn't tell if it was male, female or swamp beast. It had quite big tits, a really nice voice but stubble Gillette would be proud of, a hairline that looked like it was trying to run from it's face it started that far back, 1 eyebrow and wearing jeans me, my twinsy and my best friend could fit in.
Any bloke willing to try and convert that would have my respect.
And pity.