Why? Here's vanilla version:
MC is being trolled on some forum by a person named M0N5TERD1CK.
He meets a great MILF. Fucks her... Humiliating maledom... Anal... whatever (Oh, wait, I said vanilla)
Then, from the room that has been always closed, short scared dweeb comes out. To take some water.
Surprised MILF yells: Sweetheart! Why aren't you in school?
MC leaves in a hurry, chuckling. Through that opened door, he notices that guy's table with keyboard, covered in lube, and his monitor. On which he sees an open conversation on that forum, and the guy's name is M0N5TERD1CK.