SlapE

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yeah i know. its still funny that all these gilf lovers who started playing the game 2 years ago are still being blue balled.:ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
Nana isn't the only GILF in the game though, there's sexual content with other GILF's. Just because there's slow burn with certain characters, doesn't mean the game is a blue ball sim. (I've played actual blue ball simulators, this ain't one)
 

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Nana isn't the only GILF in the game though, there's sexual content with other GILF's. Just because there's slow burn with certain characters, doesn't mean the game is a blue ball sim. (I've played actual blue ball simulators, this ain't one)
*cough* Hillside. *cough cough* Although, since I'm on Lucy's path there's been a couple times I think.
 

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*cough* Hillside. *cough cough* Although, since I'm on Lucy's path there's been a couple times I think.
Never played it, but I was more so thinking along the lines of Summer's Gone. I mean I know it never claimed not to be one, since it clearly states it's not a porn game, but a story focused one.

This game however, is like the complete opposite of a blue ball sim, you're literally fucking a chick's ass pussy (ok you don't fuck her ass, you only eat it I misremembered, been a while... you still fuck her though) you just met in the first few minutes of the game. ;)

Anyways yeah, people are always complain though, what can ya really do?
 
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Never played it, but I was more so thinking along the lines of Summer's Gone. I mean I know it never claimed not to be one, since it clearly states it's not a porn game, but a story focused one.

This game however, is like the complete opposite of a blue ball sim, you're literally fucking a chick's ass pussy (ok you don't fuck her ass, you only eat it I misremembered, been a while... you still fuck her though) you just met in the first few minutes of the game. ;)

Anyways yeah, people are always complain though, what can ya really do?
Yeah. You know my opinion about that game. At least in GH, we bang someone every episode. If that's blue balling, count me in. :ROFLMAO:
 
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Updated my compressed Android port of Grandma's House Part 3 with Koga3's walkthrough mod to v0.41.

Got some basic gestures loaded in: swipe up for save menu, swipe down to hide UI, swipe left to rollback and swipe right to skip. Save files are now stored in the Documents folder. This sometimes means that you may need to close and re-open the port after installing so the save folder is properly created.

To play Part 2, you need to make a save at the end of Part 1 and copy it across to the Part 2 folder (i.e. transfer from Documents/Eonor/e.grandmashouse.p1 to Documents/Eonor/e.grandmashouse.p2). Part 3 works in the same way (i.e. transfer from Documents/Eonor/e.grandmashouse.p2 to Documents/Eonor/e.grandmashouse.p3). As such, I am including the links to my ports of Part 1 & Part 2 below as well.

Please let me know if you encounter any issues with the ports and I'll see what I can do to get them sorted.

Grandma's House Part 1 v0.16: Pixeldrain

Grandma's House Part 2 v0.37: Pixeldrain -

Grandma's House Part 3 v0.41: -
 

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Who if anyone do you think will have a bad reaction to all the incest being revealed to them?

Ophelia, has learned about some of it that's related to her own family, she reacted pretty well. Like she had hoped to prevent it, and expected the incest to stop when she told us what was happening, but didn't put up much of a fight when we said we had no intentions of stopping with Sophia.

Annabella I feel will have a strong reaction, but I also feel she doesn't count because she just hates our guts anyway.

Amy has been in a nearly constant state of "what the fuck is going on in this family" from the start, but by the time she finds out the truth I think she's going to be in too deep herself.

Nearly everyone else are either involved in incest themselves in on e way or another, or have their own weird shirt going on that would make any protests against the incest kinda fall flat
 
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MC gets more action in 2 weeks (a game day) than most MCs get in an entire year of updates.

yeah, the only blueballs are the no Nana no play weirdos.
It's very easy to have MC constantly getting laid when there's no story that needs to be progressed.

I love GH, don't get me wrong, I just think it's not fair to compare a story adjacent game to story driven games
 
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SlapE

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It's very easy to have MC constantly getting laid when there's no story that needs to be progressed.

I love GH, don't get me wrong, I just think it's not fair to compare a story adjacent game to story driven games
What are you talking about, Grandma's House has a VERY profound story... the story of how Thomas spread his DNA through Gilford and then to the entire country, contributing to further overpopulation and inflation which causes the entire country's economy to spiral into crisis. However, eventually Thomas agrees to move his entire family to an Island where they're free to live a happy life and Thomas can marry all his girls and they can raise their kids in peace.

I mean... something like that... right? :ROFLMAO:

Well anyways, I'm going to go play something while I wait for Blizzcon to start, Blizzard are totally going to redeem themselves finally... right? (nope)
 

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there's something commong to: a novel about a cat chasing a mouse, or a robot taking over the world, or a guy getting randomly laid.

story is irrelevant, and the time it takes to produce them is all the same. the only variety among them is the motivation and dedication to production of the authors.
 

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there's something commong to: a novel about a cat chasing a mouse, or a robot taking over the world, or a guy getting randomly laid.

story is irrelevant, and the time it takes to produce them is all the same. the only variety among them is the motivation and dedication to production of the authors.
And with that moronic comment you have made it onto my ignore list, goodbye.
 
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What are you talking about, Grandma's House has a VERY profound story... the story of how Thomas spread his DNA through Gilford and then to the entire country, contributing to further overpopulation and inflation which causes the entire country's economy to spiral into crisis. However, eventually Thomas agrees to move his entire family to an Island where they're free to live a happy life and Thomas can marry all his girls and they can raise their kids in peace.

I mean... something like that... right? :ROFLMAO:

Well anyways, I'm going to go play something while I wait for Blizzcon to start, Blizzard are totally going to redeem themselves finally... right? (nope)
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I have no idea who this thomas person is and refuse to learn. Also, everything in this comment is a joke and not to be taken personally or seriously
 

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I have no idea who this thomas person is and refuse to learn. Also, everything in this comment is a joke and not to be taken personally or seriously
You may refuse to learn but I will still tell you, Thomas is the Default Name that the MC has if you don't change it.
I don't even use the default name, I just decided to use it since it is well... the default. :D

My mc's name is Jason (no not Bourne)
 
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