- May 11, 2020
- 8,602
- 12,667
I prefer Bush, !
(because I have a beard, and we can make briads)
(because I have a beard, and we can make briads) - Thread starter MoonBox
- Start date
-
- Tags
- 3dcg ahegao anal sex big ass big tits cheating cosplay creampie female domination footjob groping group sex handjob harem humor interracial lactation lesbian male domination male protagonist masturbation milf mobile game multiple penetration oral sex pov pregnancy prostitution romance sex toys spanking teasing titfuck urination vaginal sex virgin
- Jan 3, 2018
- 4,915
- 10,316
Ha ha ha, I can see it now - "Quick, get the scissors! I'm fucking stuck in a plait!!!"I prefer Bush, !
- Feb 1, 2020
- 3,626
- 3,356
#metoo. Trimmed bush. At least one can say that one has her pubic in one's mouth between one's teeth, not one's beardI prefer Bush, !
- Jan 7, 2022
- 4,402
- 13,882
I'm a 15% all the way. I don't let anyone tell me what to do with my body hair, of which I have a LOT, nor of my hair or facial hair, so, why would I have a say about the girls own? They want to let their hair grow? Go for it, when it grows enough it becomes very soft and very pleasant. They want to cut it, leaving it short? Great. Landing strip? Fine, it gives texture in the mouth. Bald? I've always liked Bon Jovi. (If you don't get the reference, I am very, very, sorry for you)
To be fair, when I discovered how good pussy is, the rule was "au naturel", NEVER even considered asking them for a trim or whatever. In fact, seeing pubes escaping from some panties is SO fucking sexy to me, that I don't even care for much of anything else. That young guy, way too young, is still the one that controls the game for me. I'm still that fucking pre-teen horny as fuck salivating at the sight of the first pussies he was allowed to touch and eat. I have no intention of ever replacing him.
Above all, let me make something clear. Pussy is awesome. (I would say period, but some of you would throw up and others would salivate, so, better leave it at that)
Peace
To be fair, when I discovered how good pussy is, the rule was "au naturel", NEVER even considered asking them for a trim or whatever. In fact, seeing pubes escaping from some panties is SO fucking sexy to me, that I don't even care for much of anything else. That young guy, way too young, is still the one that controls the game for me. I'm still that fucking pre-teen horny as fuck salivating at the sight of the first pussies he was allowed to touch and eat. I have no intention of ever replacing him.
Above all, let me make something clear. Pussy is awesome. (I would say period, but some of you would throw up and others would salivate, so, better leave it at that)
Peace
- May 11, 2020
- 8,602
- 12,667
- Jan 3, 2018
- 4,915
- 10,316
- Jan 7, 2022
- 4,402
- 13,882
Yeah, I could do that, if I didn't have so much trouble saying that (or pretty much anything) with a mouth full of hairy pussy (if I'm lucky).Use "full stop" and you'll be a lot more safe, in that context...
Sorry, mother always told me to never go half perv, if it is important to go perv, then go FULL perv.
Peace
- Jan 3, 2018
- 4,915
- 10,316
Yup, if you're gonna do it, do it properly! No half measures.Yeah, I could do that, if I didn't have so much trouble saying that (or pretty much anything) with a mouth full of hairy pussy (if I'm lucky).
Sorry, mother always told me to never go half perv, if it is important to go perv, then go FULL perv.
Peace
- Jun 11, 2020
- 7,913
- 25,907
But Iam a pervert I was raised on Al Bundy
- Jan 3, 2018
- 4,915
- 10,316
I really wouldn't worry.But Iam a pervert I was raised on Al Bundy
Who's to say what is, or is not, perverted?
Alfred Kinsey wrote a book in 1948, Sexual Behaviour in the Human Male.
He posited that 75% of adult American males were sexual deviants, by the criteria at the time.
Makes you wonder, if 3/4 of men were "abnormal", what constitutes "normal" & how?
One person's lewd behaviour, is another person's standard Monday morning.
There's a well known case of objectophilia, where a Swedish woman married the Berlin Wall in 1979 & now considers herself a widow.
An American woman (Erika Eiffel) consummated her relationship with the Eiffel Tower, having previously done the same with the Golden Gate Bridge.
- May 11, 2020
- 8,602
- 12,667
I wonder if they named the new "lube" production facility after her ?An American woman (Erika Eiffel) consummated her relationship with the Eiffel Tower, having previously done the same with the Golden Gate Bridge.
I mean Erika Golden Gate sounds a bit scary to me! I prefer Erika's golden gate if you ask me.
- Jan 3, 2018
- 4,915
- 10,316
Mate, there are loads of people who'veI wonder if they named the new "lube" production facility after her ? I mean Erika Golden Gate sounds a bit scary to me!
You must be registered to see the links
.One woman's partner died in a motorbike crash, 2 days before their wedding.
She married his corpse!!
- May 11, 2020
- 8,602
- 12,667
- Jan 3, 2018
- 4,915
- 10,316
Yeah, I'm definitely with you on that one!I just saw her picture.....
She's not the only one, some Australian woman married Le Pont du Diable Bridge, in Ceret, France, in 2013.
Apparently, it stil "wears" the ring she gave it.
Last edited:
- Jan 7, 2022
- 4,402
- 13,882
There are some countries where you are allowed to marry dead people, I may be remembering wrong, but I think France is one of them.
Does it hurt anyone? No. Makes them happy? Hopefully.
Peace
- Jan 3, 2018
- 4,915
- 10,316
Yeah, France did it for war-widows.There are some countries where you are allowed to marry dead people, I may be remembering wrong, but I think France is one of them.
Does it hurt anyone? No. Makes them happy? Hopefully.
Peace
How to become a bride & a widow, all at once.
China (
You must be registered to see the links
) allows it, too. China's allows 2 dead people to get married.Sorry for the re-runs:
Nana, Nana, Nana, Nana BATMAN!
Nana, Nana, Nana, Nana BATMAN!
- Apr 20, 2018
- 823
- 900