If Klaus is not stopped, we could wind up with this...
I'm Haley the eighth, I am
Haley the eighth, I am, I am
I got molested by the tutor next door
He's screwed girls seven time before
And every one was an Haley (Haley)
He wouldn't have a Sally or a Gwen (No Gwen)
I'm his eighth victim, I'm Haley
Haley the eighth I am
Second verse, same as the first
I'm Haley the eighth, I am
Haley the eighth, I am, I am
I got molested by my tutor next door
He's screwed girls seven time before
And every one was an Haley (Haley)
He wouldn't have a Sally or a Gwen (No Gwen)
I'm his eighth victim, I'm Haley
Haley the eighth I am
H-A-L-E-Y
Haley (Haley)
Haley (Haley)
Haley the eighth I am, I am
Haley the eighth I am
Yeah!
Feel free to sing along.