TheDevian

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To be fair, you've probably already done that by head patting Lin to death.

Multiple times.

And of course, the piles of wingless fairies.
Hey, I am gentle, and I am not the one who keeps asking about the updates, it's not my fault those poor fairies lost their wings.
 
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To be fair, you've probably already done that by head patting Lin to death.

Multiple times.

And of course, the piles of wingless fairies.
Hey, I am gentle, and I am not the one who keeps asking about the updates, it's not my fault those poor fairies lost their wings.
Honestly, I am kinda suprised that there are still some fairies alive, I was expecting them to be hunted to extinction during the 1633629th Comment War, after everybody ran out of oil and some armies started experimenting with using dust from fairy wings to power their tanks and other vehicles and machines.
 
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TheDevian

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Honestly, I am kinda suprised that there are still some fairies alive, I was expecting them to be hunted to extinction during the 1633629th Comment War, after everybody ran out of oil and some armies started experimenting with using dust from fairy wings to power their tanks and other vehicles and machines.
Well, it's just a little snip snip and then we give them jetpacks... and kitties to ride.
 
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Well, it's just a little snip snip and then we give them jetpacks... and kitties to ride.
Just a little advice to everybody here, if there will be another Comment War, if anybody here will try to use fairies to commit war crimes, don't let Ashley find out about it. And if she will find out, if you believe in god, then pray to god. And if you don't believe in god, then try to believe at least fora moment and try to pray. Pray to god for mercy, because if Ashley will find out that you are using fairies to commit war crimes, she will commit a war crime on you.


"Why did you make me do this??" says TheDevian, while ripping another fairy's wings off and tossing her aside.
Hey, it's not as bad as the war crimes that he commited during The Comment Wars or the war crimes that we all commited during The Comment Wars, and the war crimes that we all will commit if there will be another Comment War. Don't act like you didn't commit any war crime, we all commited every war crime that can be commited, kiddnaping and torture of civilians and prisoners of war, looting, use of chemical and biological warfare, etc., we all did it all. And if there will be another Comment War, there is a high propability that we all will do it again. Luckily The Geneva Conventions does not apply to internet forums about pirated porn games.
 

Evil13

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Well, it's just a little snip snip and then we give them jetpacks... and kitties to ride.
Did...did no one tell you? The jetpacks had a fault in them, they were exploding when the fairies flew more than 10 feet and the ones who survived were eaten by the cats because they could no longer escape with their wings.

The fairy population is down to it's last 5 fairies...
 
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Did...did no one tell you? The jetpacks had a fault in them, they were exploding when the fairies flew more than 10 feet and the ones who survived were eaten by the cats because they could no longer escape with their wings.

The fairy population is down to it's last 5 fairies...
But it was an incident, that wasn't planned? Or was it planned and prepared? And if it was planned and prepared, should it be classified as mass murder, war crime or a genocide? Maybe we should call The International Criminal Court and ask them. Or, is there somebody from The Netherlands, who could go to the ICC and ask personally?
 
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The_Melchior

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Yes, things will get back to normal but will this thread forever remain the deadly minefield in which it was turned into?

And by saying that I probably detonated some mines and I will get some angry reactions, so anyway, let's talk about the image that Runey posted on Patreon:

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Pretty sure Lin's maid outfit doesn't have garters.
 

Quickpawmaud

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More Like Couldn't comprehend what a beta release really is. :ROFLMAO:
Technically the entire game and almost every game on this site is a "beta release" imo. As they are incomplete games. What is and is not a "beta" or "stable" or whatever is completely arbitrary and up to the developer's discretion. Plenty of 1.0 games are completely broken and worse than some 0.01 "pre alpha" games. Some devs call 1.0 the first release that has no content and is full of bugs and start from there others like me consider 1.0 the finished product or at least feature complete from the original idea then extra stuff could be 1.1 or whatever. Game development has no collective standards as much as we may want it to. " What is a beta (or alpha)? Betas and alphas are early, playable, but incomplete versions of a game. " that is all it means and any other meaning we add to that will not be accepted by everyone as everyone has different ideas on game development.
 

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Technically the entire game and almost every game on this site is a "beta release" imo. As they are incomplete games. What is and is not a "beta" or "stable" or whatever is completely arbitrary and up to the developer's discretion. Plenty of 1.0 games are completely broken and worse than some 0.01 "pre alpha" games. Some devs call 1.0 the first release that has no content and is full of bugs and start from there others like me consider 1.0 the finished product or at least feature complete from the original idea then extra stuff could be 1.1 or whatever. Game development has no collective standards as much as we may want it to. " What is a beta (or alpha)? Betas and alphas are early, playable, but incomplete versions of a game. " that is all it means and any other meaning we add to that will not be accepted by everyone as everyone has different ideas on game development.
True, it is a beta of a game, that is not yet completed, but the issue is beta's of version releases that the dev has not OKed for general release to the public.
Although, there are some dev's who just use the general public as their release version beta testers, without any real care if the releases break their saves and cause them issues.
 

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True, it is a beta of a game, that is not yet completed, but the issue is beta's of version releases that the dev has not OKed for general release to the public.
Although, there are some dev's who just use the general public as their release version beta testers, without any real care if the releases break their saves and cause them issues.
Yes but Runey's or anyone else's standards are likely different from yours or mine. There are always more bugs and issues and it is impossible to fix all of them in any game. It just depends what threshold someone has for what they are proud of and consider worthwhile.
 

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Yes but Runey's or anyone else's standards are likely different from yours or mine. There are always more bugs and issues and it is impossible to fix all of them in any game. It just depends what threshold someone has for what they are proud of and consider worthwhile.
Even Runeys released versions have had bugs, but finding bugs is only one of the reasons for beta's.
How events are added and play out are just one other reason for beta's.

It's impossible to catch all of the bugs during beta testing, but most of the worst ones would be caught, and issues with how events play out would be better.

Changes to events is one of the issues that I mentioned before that can potentially break save files.
And since Runey has been redoing some of the older events, keeping the beta's out of the general publics hands is a safeguard against people breaking their saves, playing a version that they were never meant to have.
The people with access to the beta's on Patreon all know the risks and how to avoid problems.

And as stated by someone else, posting beta's here of Harem Hotel would be a huge problem for the F95 staff, because it is almost 12 gb's in size now.
So, F95 does not want to upload and add the beta's to the OP.
 
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TheDevian

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Even Runeys released versions have had bugs, but finding bugs is only one of the reasons for beta's.
How events are added and play out are just one other reason for beta's.

It's impossible to catch all of the bugs during beta testing, but most of the worst ones would be caught, and issues with how events play out would be better.

Changes to events is one of the issues that I mentioned before that can potentially break save files.
And since Runey has been redoing some of the older events, keeping the beta's out of the general publics hands is a safeguard against people breaking their saves, playing a version that they were never meant to have.
The people with access to the beta's on Patreon all know the risks and how to avoid problems.

And as stated by someone else, posting beta's here of Harem Hotel would be a huge problem for the F95 staff, because it is almost 12 gb's in size now.
So, F95 does not want to upload and add the beta's to the OP.
Yeah, they are more like Alpha releases, with only partial content, and what not. For me, I call it an alpha until all the content is added, then it's a beta til the bugs are fixed. But yeah, we all have different standards.
 
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