Nottravis

Sci-fi Smutress
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Game Developer
Jun 3, 2017
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Worry not, you aren't a homeinvader at all as you have no chance whatsoever. Those panels you see are married out of true love, based on truest, deepest understanding and affection.. and obviously frequent polishing. You can still be friends but its friendzone for you because even if them panels live in an open relationship, there is no window, dish, metallic floor or knob that shine just as brightly or as squeaky clean as those Panels. No reflective surface could ever greet the mc as lewdly as those Panels before a good solid daily polish. Mmmmh i might just fire that game up for a few hundred of those kinky polish sessions! ...i actually try to lobotomize myself here with a spoon in a vain attempt to get rid of the image in my head...
*giggles hard*
 

Goblin Baily: DILF

Conversation Conqueror
Sep 29, 2017
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*Looks at the solar panels..and suddenly his space suit gets uncomfortably tight, his hands grip the bottle of polish. And the magic happens. The liquid hits the surface, the panels emit a gleeful sound of pleasure as the sponge washes the panels. Sunlight hits the shining glass surrounding him with a bright palette of colors and sensations that no woman could ever give him...his brain fought the pleasure and reason conquered pleasure... there was still Sarah..*
 
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