I'm starting to lose faith in the culture level here.
Ave Maria, it's a song.
Ave Maria to Ava My Rear ... oh the puns, I have them.
Wow, I need to ... apologize. That was my first thought, but then my
stupid center in my brain (right next to the limbic system, I'm sure) said "Nah, it's probably a riff on some popular TV show or something that I'm not aware of. It couldn't be the sort of egghead music pun I'd make."
Ava, I apologize from the bottom of my blackened, shriveled heart for not even considering that any of the cool kids like you that hang out here would share the sort of nerd humor I inflict on those around me.
What sort of groveling will I need to do in order to receive your forgiveness?