Hey, it's not My fault rich powerful alpha females want to keep as a pet. It's actually more of a bonus really...Yes, yes I'm sure it's very fascinating... Very well, looks like you're good to go. Thank you for your cooperation, sir. We'll discuss your situation with the Wannabe Captains, but I think you have nothing to worry about. Have a good day.
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Thank you my dear colleague Guud E. Kohp, I can take it from here.Yes, yes I'm sure it's very fascinating... Very well, looks like you're good to go. Thank you for your cooperation, sir. We'll discuss your situation with the Wannabe Captains, but I think you have nothing to worry about. Have a good day.
Hello there Mr. GreenMan65, I'm with the Ministry of __________. No you may not ask why I paused there, it's confidential. You previously referred to your friends as "gilberts". Care to explain to everyone here ｅｘａｃｔｌｙ what you meant by that?
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Ah, if it isn't Hardas de Tective! You're very welcome, I'll be with the laughing girl at the bar if you need me.Thank you my dear colleague Guud E. Kohp, I can take it from here.
@Nottravis Come, my dear.
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Sound good Guud, I already have company of my own with me at the hip.Ah, if it isn't Hardas de Tective! You're very welcome, I'll be with that laughing girl at the bar if you need me.
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You know a gilbert, kind of like an asshole, and not the fun kind. The fun kind being either a likeable sass-master as seen in animal House or a butt.Thank you my dear colleague Guud E. Kohp, I can take it from here.
Hello there Mr. GreenMan65, I'm with the Ministry of __________. No you may not ask why I paused there, it's confidential. You previously referred to your friends as "gilberts". Care to explain to everyone here ｅｘａｃｔｌｙ what you meant by that?
Or maybe I was thinking of the word dilbert.... I keep forgetting dilberts and gilberts are actual words.
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Excellent. Just be sure you don't fire...prematurely, Hardas. We wouldn't want to leave a mess.Sound good Guud, I already have company of my own with me at the hip.
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AHA! Got you scum, the definition of Gilbert is actually "the centimeter-gram-second unit of magnetomotive force equivalent to 10/4π ampere-turn"! Something here tells me that you are not speaking the whole truth of what happened... or do you admit that you don't know how to use human words correctly?
Never mind that actually, let's ask a real question. Describe in single words, only the good things that come into your mind about your mother.
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Hah, you know me too well Guud. I'll try to be light on the trigger. At least it won't be me who leaves any stains behind.Excellent. Just be sure you don't fire...prematurely, Hardas. We wouldn't want to leave a mess.
First off how do you know my mom isn't a total jerk?
and secondly, I don't know how I feel about answering that after talking about dominatrixes.... something seems fishy about that something.... menacingly....
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*is just collapsing in total gigglefits!*
Fuck, I love you guys. This might not be the most popular game out there but I'll tell you something - it has the best players
Fuck, I love you guys. This might not be the most popular game out there but I'll tell you something - it has the best players
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Is that in my BSG outfit, my Serenity outfit or catwoman? *needs to know how to dress for the occasion!*Ah, if it isn't Hardas de Tective! You're very welcome, I'll be with the laughing girl at the bar if you need me.
@Nottravis Come, my dear.
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Oooo....are we doing truth detection a la Bladerunner? 'Cos if we are....
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Mhm... surprise me...Is that in my BSG outfit, my Serenity outfit or catwoman? *needs to know how to dress for the occasion!*
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Mhm... surprise me...
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I don't give a goblins ass about how you feel scum! You are going to listen to my next three questions, and you are going to answer them quickly, efficiently, and in a way I like, or else I'm going expose you for what we both know you are!
What do you do when life gives you lemons?
What is the Blight?
Have you ever licked a Lamp Post in Winter?
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1) When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what the heck am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Becca lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the woman who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
2) are we talking potatoes?
3) is lamp post a euphemism?
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I don't have a habit of revealing my methods Ma'am, but I must say Voight and Kampff are inspirations to us all.
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(thinks on how to help her, but that knife looks threatening... finally decides life is too short anyway and quickly plants a big kiss on her lips)
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Damn it woman, don't say the correct answer out loud! Now this piece of scum only has to answer two questions!
And answering those other questions would only make it easier for @GreenMan65
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