popabear

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It's all lies! She's doing this against her will, a bunch of depraved perverts are making her do it! Join with me so that we can free her and bring her back to my place. *she'll be totally safe here, honest*
Barely anyone will touch her innapropriately there, I'm sure! ;)
I don't understand. Where does he go to spy on his sister getting changed?
No need for spying. Our very competent employee Chris does the clothes-off service and privacy is not her thing. Others' privacy is definitely not her thing either. It's brilliant, really.
 
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Avaron1974

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Picture the scene.

You've just started a new job, it's your first week. Your boss comes in on her day off already annoyed at having to be there because the person managing the entire hotel seems to have had a massive brain fart and thought he could mess with her rota's and produce orders ... wanker.

Anyways...

New guy comes in, says he needs Friday off, it's really important. His awesome boss asks him what's going on that he gives her 2 days notice to cover his shift, it must be something super important.

Sure he says, mega important ... his exact words, mega important.

His awesomely amazing boss asks for details, by now she's excited and wants to know what fun thing could possibly be going on.

I'm meeting a friend, he replies. A friend I haven't seen for 3 weeks.

Imagine his bosses utter disappointment at this revelation. 10 minute build to a massive let down *insert innuendo here*.

His boss, however, is kind. She looks after her people. She tells him fine, he can take Friday off ...... and Saturday ...... and Sunday, in fact stay home for she is running a kitchen not a fucking doss house.

He looks shocked. It seems he was expecting a different answer.

His lovingly amazeballs boss hired him because he was good in the kitchen. She concedes maybe she asked the wrong questions on interview day. Maybe she should be asking if she was hiring a lazy prick that wants to make her life difficult by wanting one of the busiest days of the week off with 2 days notice when her people also need time off after doing their job.

Yes, i'm ranting, that annoyed me.

I need a fucking holiday.

Hawaii is looking so good right now.

Shit, i'd settle for throwing down some sand in my garden and sitting in the paddling pool with a bottle case of wine.
 

I'm Not Thea Lundgren!

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Picture the scene.

You've just started a new job, it's your first week. Your boss comes in on her day off already annoyed at having to be there because the person managing the entire hotel seems to have had a massive brain fart and thought he could mess with her rota's and produce orders ... wanker.

Anyways...

New guy comes in, says he needs Friday off, it's really important. His awesome boss asks him what's going on that he gives her 2 days notice to cover his shift, it must be something super important.

Sure he says, mega important ... his exact words, mega important.

His awesomely amazing boss asks for details, by now she's excited and wants to know what fun thing could possibly be going on.

I'm meeting a friend, he replies. A friend I haven't seen for 3 weeks.

Imagine his bosses utter disappointment at this revelation. 10 minute build to a massive let down *insert innuendo here*.

His boss, however, is kind. She looks after her people. She tells him fine, he can take Friday off ...... and Saturday ...... and Sunday, in fact stay home for she is running a kitchen not a fucking doss house.

He looks shocked. It seems he was expecting a different answer.

His lovingly amazeballs boss hired him because he was good in the kitchen. She concedes maybe she asked the wrong questions on interview day. Maybe she should be asking if she was hiring a lazy prick that wants to make her life difficult by wanting one of the busiest days of the week off with 2 days notice when her people also need time off after doing their job.

Yes, i'm ranting, that annoyed me.

I need a fucking holiday.

Hawaii is looking so good right now.

Shit, i'd settle for throwing down some sand in my garden and sitting in the paddling pool with a bottle case of wine.
Oh dear, I'm sorry, there's not much else to say to that. I've been in positions like that! Staff are lovely, aren't they?
Here, have a virtual *hug* just try not to lose yourself in my moobs :rolleyes::(
On the holiday front... I hear there is a shuttle leaving for Ophion soon?
 

TheDevian

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Only 10 pages for me.... :ROFLMAO:
Preggers Sarah?

It's totally the turkey basters.

Maybe Chris had a hand in it ... literally.

I congratulate the odd couple.

Wait ... Chris is mine ... Sarah must pay.

I demand intense labour pains and that she be fed on stilton cheese and stale bread for a whole day .... and also only allowed lukewarm tap water to drink.

That will teach her.

Not that i'm overly possessive or anything.






Just don't touch my women and I won't hunt you down and wear your flesh like a skin suit, toodles, love you all.
No worries, from what I have seen, someone is punishing her quite well these days...
You do know she's watching, right?

BTW I happen to know Ava is a very sweet person when she wants to be :rolleyes: :whistle:
Is she taking turns with Ceiling Becca?!?!?!
I think this is great... other devs are starting to link back to H5!
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RomanHume has actually been a fan and harboured the sig for a long time. Incidentally, those are the two devs I patron :)

Coincidence? Maybe
Regrets? Never
Hotel? Trivago
Yeah, that was how I found this place initially.
Pink? Food for banter! If only she'd worn that on landing.
IDK, I would have rather to have seen her topless, but NOooo, we were not privileged enough for THAT!!! Damn Chris, keeping all the good things to herself... :p
I had to wear a bikini to watch TV it was that hot in here. Fans just blowing hot air back at me.

So wanted to open a window but one of our kitties is poorly and can't go out so i've had to suffer.

It comes to something when my kitchen at work is cooler than my bloody living room.
I know the feeling, and at least one of the pizzerias I worked in was about 58C/135F in the kitchen at peak hours, and we were crammed in there like the sardines we occasionally had to put on the pies.
Yes and I suspect that will be true of every one of the women in this game,reason why I decided to upgrade harddrive even a bit further, 5 TB might not be enough :p
My ...'adult' drive is 10tb alone! And that will need to be split up soon at this rate... :devilish:
Was only talking about boobs!
Only? ONLY? Only, the greatest things in existence!
She just -won't- shut up about it! *has shoved cotton wool in her ears and just nods along whenever she says anything*

But she is being professional in her poses - I'll give her that!
Wool, in this weather?
At first I thought you meant her uniform, at which point I was all, no wonder she is upset! Wearing wool in this heat! I would be miserable too! :p
Ok...take a deep breath...and try to remain calm...... Ready? He doesn't.
At least not in the game, anyway... :eek::sneaky:
Picture the scene.

You've just started a new job, it's your first week. Your boss comes in on her day off already annoyed at having to be there because the person managing the entire hotel seems to have had a massive brain fart and thought he could mess with her rota's and produce orders ... wanker.

Anyways...

New guy comes in, says he needs Friday off, it's really important. His awesome boss asks him what's going on that he gives her 2 days notice to cover his shift, it must be something super important.

Sure he says, mega important ... his exact words, mega important.

His awesomely amazing boss asks for details, by now she's excited and wants to know what fun thing could possibly be going on.

I'm meeting a friend, he replies. A friend I haven't seen for 3 weeks.

Imagine his bosses utter disappointment at this revelation. 10 minute build to a massive let down *insert innuendo here*.

His boss, however, is kind. She looks after her people. She tells him fine, he can take Friday off ...... and Saturday ...... and Sunday, in fact stay home for she is running a kitchen not a fucking doss house.

He looks shocked. It seems he was expecting a different answer.

His lovingly amazeballs boss hired him because he was good in the kitchen. She concedes maybe she asked the wrong questions on interview day. Maybe she should be asking if she was hiring a lazy prick that wants to make her life difficult by wanting one of the busiest days of the week off with 2 days notice when her people also need time off after doing their job.

Yes, i'm ranting, that annoyed me.

I need a fucking holiday.

Hawaii is looking so good right now.

Shit, i'd settle for throwing down some sand in my garden and sitting in the paddling pool with a bottle case of wine.
Oh, the good old days... :cautious:
How else would you keep her there? It's a basement! That is so beneath her. She belongs to the top! (or ground floor for convenient access).
IDK, the basement is so much cooler right now...
 

frap

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Yeah, I am pretty much immune to caffeine, I can drink some and go right to sleep, no problem. XD
I was at the point I was drinking a 52oz (1.5L) French press of coffee every day... I don't actually miss it.

Yeah, well ... I can eat a really hot curry like a Korma without burning my mouth.


Totally hope nobody has ever had a Korma and knows it has absolutely no spice to it at all.
*snrk* - I love a good vindaloo, but Thai or Korean is better for spice - or Mexican if it's Yucatan style (with habaneros, which I put on everything... rooster sauce is pretty much like ketchup to me at this point.)

I have proof.

I don't have it on me right now but it totally exists.
:unsure: Good enough... we'll allow it.

You talkin' about syrup....or?

Thats why Notty doesn't remember, she was on a sugar-high at that time. Drinkin' that syrup straight from the bottle.
Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

*denies everything!*
*nods* ... *shakes head* ... *nods* ... *shakes head*

Sooooo, how did it go? Fancy sharing the fruits of your labour? :unsure:
Oh it went well thanks *nods nods*

Ava liked it at any rate :)
I'm glad you were able to share your amazing render with Ava, and that she liked it. I'm happy for you both, really! :D
I'm seething with raging jealousy, but I'm not gonna show it, no I'm not.

Yeah, but 500 pages of that is me teasing you lot, so probs doesn't count!
That's the best part!

But! In other news!

I made Sarah pregnant! *is most pleased!*
*does enjoy experimenting on her*
Okay, I get that you like your experiments, but holy hell! You should be writing a paper right now - if you made Sarah preggers, your methods might win some kind of medical award! (I know there's ways to take DNA from one egg, introduce into another egg and sett of the process, but I didn't think it had been done with humans yet!) :p

Sarah "I'm a happy little pixie. Look at me being all cute and bouncy and fun!"
Me "Yeah...well, now you're fat."
*cackles*
...
*Imagines you rubbing your hands together gleefully while you cackle... warms my heart*

...

Just don't touch my women and I won't hunt you down and wear your flesh like a skin suit, toodles, love you all.
*eep!* I shall, at all times, maintain a respectful distance. please don't hurt me!

but...no one's seen the real stuff yet. This has all been just setting the story up!

One to Three is the equivalent of the Star Wars scoll thingy at the start.
We know! And we're all antsy to get this thing really rolling!


Well, I keep trying to feed you guys without much effect but I shall try again!

Does the class believe there is any significance with respect to either Sarah's choice of reading material (no, not the SP) or Mikes?
Umm... maybe... but then again, we know you do seem to like red herrings for some reason... but maybe, since you know we know, you made it look like a red herring so we wouldn't take it seriously... but if we know you know we know you might also know then... wait, I'm lost know. Let me go find my spreadsheets...

I will hold my hand up and say I did indeed worry.

Try and put this in a way that doesn't sound weird or too fangirly.

Notty was one of the first people I spoke to when I joined these forums. It was during the build up to her launch and she'd post a few times and we had the occasional chat. As a girl on a porn forum you don't know what to expect so I did get a case of the happy that I wasn't the only one.

Turns out we got along and I genuinely like the girl (though just as friends before we get shipped again). She launched her game and it was happy times and it took off. I ws pleased to see her do well, she worked hard in the build up and has her own job and stuffs going on on top.

Dark times happened, shit hit the fan as life does sometimes and i've seen it happen many times before. Devs get a slump, life catches them up and it's a hard hole to climb out of. Once numbers start dropping it is hard to get them back up again.

I worried because she is a friend albeit an e-friend but still, I want her to do well.

She's incredibly lucky she has you guys, you're a great fanbase and you keep things going. I was wrong for doubting you, I apologise from the bottom of my heart. She works damn hard, not just at this but to get back on top of everything, she's more than earned it.
She's incredibly lucky she has you, as well. You're as much (if not more) a part of this weird little corner of the internet as the rest of us.

*didn't know that!* I thought you were the experienced one out of the two of us tbh. *smiles sweetly*

*is very likeable* This is known *nods sagely*



Aye, it was a bad blow. It blew a huge hole in life in general not just in respect of H5 and you guys really don't want to know the half of it. But as Avaron1974 says, I'm very lucky to have you (even if you do make Becca do weird things!). I'll be honest, if it hadn't been for the way you all loved H5 prior to me being ill, and your obvious enthusiasm for my little world, after that set back I would have given up and just given guys their cash back. But...even when I was stuck in a hotel room in a funny country a loooong way from home, my thoughts kept flicking back to Three being almost done and how much you'd love it. So...that was never an option. Because of you lot :)
We're all here for you, Notty (probably because we're not all there!) ;)

...

That's about it. I am a tiny bit gobby though so tend to chat a lot.
That's perfectly acceptable.

Yeppers. People are people, no? And although we may react differently to people depending on how they treat us, our core personality doesn't really change that much. So, yep, the base personality traits of the the characters (and indeed -why- they behave like that) is locked.
^^^ THIS is why your writing should be number one in the poll ;)

Have you seen Gremlins when Gizmo gets wet and little Gremlins start shooting out of him?

Imagine an army of tiny Sarah's running around that you can't feed after midnight.
*imagining...* giggle-worthy

...
Oh bloody hell...
It's just a little more internet fame, dear. Do try to breathe deeply, now.

Ok, guys, food for thoughts.

[SNIPPED: a treasure-trove of sleuthing]

Ok, that's all for me, I have to go now. Don't get crazy and leave me with hundreds of page to read (although I'd read them anyway)
Thanks, detective, for making it so's us dumbs don't have to think none!

Nice work!

*wiggles eyebrows*

Of course none it might mean anything of course...
Oh, right... so mebbe we's do gotta thinks?

*is shocked at both of them!*

*decides now probs isn't the time to mention she was rendering topless, and on here, last week in the heatwave*
I had to wear a bikini to watch TV it was that hot in here. Fans just blowing hot air back at me.

So wanted to open a window but one of our kitties is poorly and can't go out so i've had to suffer.

It comes to something when my kitchen at work is cooler than my bloody living room.
I'm not too proud to say that I am thankful for AC (or as you may know it, air-con)

...

They aren't tears it's dusty in here.
That's my line... at sappy commercials and stuff (is a big softy)

*goes back to best behaviour mode*
But snarky, naughty and teasing are your best behaviours!

Maybe she would not lie, but taking some extreme liberties with the truth she might :p
It's not a lie... for generous enough definitions of truth.

Notty, one thing I like about the renders you post is that the boobage actually adapts to the clothing worn, sometimes looking bigger due to compression and sometimes smaller due to freedooom!!!!!!
Thankees! I do try. I loathe seeing "latex t-shirts etc" :)
Playing around with DAZ a bit these days, and yeah, it's not too difficult to change the shape of breasts in a bra vs loose, although it does require some tweaking. Some of the clothing adapters work better than others.

Picture the scene.

[SNIPPED: horrible person behaving horribly]

Yes, i'm ranting, that annoyed me.

I need a fucking holiday.

Hawaii is looking so good right now.

Shit, i'd settle for throwing down some sand in my garden and sitting in the paddling pool with a bottle case of wine.
I'm sorry you had to go through that. If you need a place to hide we have a couch, the weather's been around 85°F (29°C) max, and cools off to around 60°F (16°C) at night. I'm sure my wife would be okay with it, as we do occasionally take in strays. ;)

Whew, that was a lot to catch up on, and three new notifications while I wrote this, plus three other threads to catch up on!
 

TheDevian

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I was at the point I was drinking a 52oz (1.5L) French press of coffee every day... I don't actually miss it.
Most of my childhood, I was not allowed sodas, so when I got into high school, and I was able to pick my own beverages, I overcompensated. At one point, I was drinking 2 pots of coffee for breakfast, and then I would have over 9 liters of coke over the rest of the day/evening.
 
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I'm Not Thea Lundgren!

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It was a really nice scene.

You know what Notty is like, she wasn't overly happy with the lighting being the perfectionist she is but I really liked it.

It's not a smutty scene as befitting the sci fi smuttress but it was one I liked non the less.
I like some of the more tender moments Notty has created.
And you being you aren't going to share it... any chance of a private show? :) :unsure: *wait, I didn't mean that to sound all stalkery and creepy*
 
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