Ren'Py Heavy Five [Ch.2RS] [Nottravis]

[frap]

Of course, comrade. Seconded.

The motion to make DA22 the thread's TL-DR writer has been made and seconded.

All those in favor say aye!

No, don't actually, we don't need 30 pages of "aye" followed by one post of "nay" - we know the vote... the motion carries.

You have a heavy burden, DA22, we're all rooting for you, now go forth and reduce our ramblings to semi-coherent bullet points!

 

[Nottravis]

The motion to make DA22 the thread's TL-DR writer has been made and seconded.

All those in favor say aye!

No, don't actually, we don't need 30 pages of "aye" followed by one post of "nay" - we know the vote... the motion carries.

You have a heavy burden, DA22, we're all rooting for you, now go forth and reduce our ramblings to semi-coherent bullet points!

*tries her own attempt*

• Notty has boobs
• Someone is Thea Lundgren
• Sarah is lovely!
• Ooooo! A new render
• Notty just teased us with something we missed!
• We missed something else too. Arse.
• Blogs is on his ninth play through and still can't find these new things.
• Notty cackles.
• There's a render of something horrid happening to Sarah. Why? Will this happen?
• News about new update.
• Progress news.
• There's a silly render just for us!
• Someone new found the game.
• Notty still has boobs.

 

[DA22]

*tries her own attempt*

• Notty has boobs
• Someone is Thea Lundgren
• Sarah is lovely!
• Ooooo! A new render
• Notty just teased us with something we missed!
• We missed something else too. Arse.
• Blogs is on his ninth play through and still can't find these new things.
• Notty cackles.
• There's a render of something horrid happening to Sarah. Why? Will this happen?
• News about new update.
• Progress news.
• There's a silly render just for us!
• Someone new found the game.
• Notty still has boobs.

Thea is death, we saw it on the news ( or were we being lied to?)

Oh you forgot Ava is afraid of spiders and forgot to bring Stella along to Ophion.

 

[Akamari]

*tries her own attempt*

• Notty has boobs
• Someone is Thea Lundgren
• Sarah is lovely!
• Ooooo! A new render
• Notty just teased us with something we missed!
• We missed something else too. Arse.
• Blogs is on his ninth play through and still can't find these new things.
• Notty cackles.
• There's a render of something horrid happening to Sarah. Why? Will this happen?
• News about new update.
• Progress news.
• There's a silly render just for us!
• Someone new found the game.
• Notty still has boobs.

DA22 See? Here's the template. Now you know how to start and finish each report. Good luck!

 

[frap]

I can already see the chyrons in chapter 5:

"Was the selection of the 22d District Attorney* a rushed job by an intern while the election officials were on break?"

"Why did an elections intern suddenly get shipped off to Ophion following the sudden DA-22 vote?"

"Is Thea Lundgren behind the surprise vote?"

*Yes, I know DAs are a US thing, and the UK has crown prosecutors, but the name fits.

Ok, bug spray... clean pants, long and short trousers, bug spray, band tees, something a little dressy, more bug spray, laptop, even more bug spray... I'm ready to go to Ophion!

 

[I'm Not Thea Lundgren!]

I can already see the chyrons in chapter 5:

"Was the selection of the 22d District Attorney* a rushed job by an intern while the election officials were on break?"

"Why did an elections intern suddenly get shipped off to Ophion following the sudden DA-22 vote?"

"Is Thea Lundgren behind the surprise vote?"

*Yes, I know DAs are a US thing, and the UK has crown prosecutors, but the name fits.

We've seen enough US TV to know what DAs are though

 

[Akamari]

Ok, bug spray... clean pants, long and short trousers, bug spray, band tees, something a little dressy, more bug spray, laptop, even more bug spray... I'm ready to go to Ophion!

I'm sure Ophion land snake will be apalled by your short trousers and leave you alone.

 

[Nottravis]

I'm sure Ophion land snake will be apalled by your short trousers and leave you alone.

Hrm........

Wonder if I went too far on the fauna. After all you've only met one type....

 

[frap]

I'm sure Ophion land snake will be apalled by your short trousers and leave you alone.

Hey, I've got to have something comfortable to wear while I'm untangling the mess of the root kit in Ophion's systems, right?

 

[Goblin Baily: DILF]

Avaron1974 sweetie, I understand seeing the spider must have been frightening, since you were probably hoping for some Sarah shenanigans and there was no way for you to be mentally prepared but there was information about the fauna on ophion in the PDA, and if you look at it, it was a chance to let your anger out at something you hate without hurting stand-up philosophers

 

[Nottravis]

"Just stay on route and you'll be fine"

Chadwick (and Notty!)

 

[Akamari]

Hey, I've got to have something comfortable to wear while I'm untangling the mess of the root kit in Ophion's systems, right?

Of course. I'm sure you'll untangle it just fine.

 

[Nottravis]

"Just stay on route and you'll be fine"

Chadwick (and Notty!)

Interesting dev note here btw, and I'm surprised no one has queried it. Why the cave only with Sarah?

Well, firstly Chris is far too sensible to go off route and so no doubt saw it - and just moved on.

Sarah tho....she plays VR games. If you've played any open world games and you come across a cave....well, you go in don't you?

 

[frap]

"Just stay on route and you'll be fine"

Chadwick (and Notty!)

I did many playthroughs before I finally thought... "What did Notty hide in here? Let's find out."

click... Ohhh noooo.... shit! *tense drama... gunfire...* whew... wha? *laughing out loud*

 

[Akamari]

Interesting dev note here btw, and I'm surprised no one has queried it. Why the cave only with Sarah?

Well, firstly Chris is far too sensible to go off route and so no doubt saw it - and just moved on.

Aww...I thought Sarah is super perceptive and the only one who noticed the cave.

Sarah tho....she plays VR games. If you've played any open world games and you come across a cave....well, you go in don't you?

Not if there are million caves around and they all look the same (particularly, if they have a door as an entrance).

 

[Goblin Baily: DILF]

Interesting dev note here btw, and I'm surprised no one has queried it. Why the cave only with Sarah?

Well, firstly Chris is far too sensible to go off route and so no doubt saw it - and just moved on.

Sarah tho....she plays VR games. If you've played any open world games and you come across a cave....well, you go in don't you?

It reminds me of the red riding hood story and it's true meaning.... The wolf symbolizes a rapist

 

[frap]

I was honestly expecting an Eric-level ending on that one...

After all, we were warned! It was worth it to see her sneaking behind Chris, though!

 

[Akamari]

I was honestly expecting an Eric-level ending on that one...

After all, we were warned! It was worth it to see her sneaking behind Chris, though!

I remember there was talk of Becca wearing the black again in March.

 

[somebodynobody]

I remember there was talk of Becca wearing the black again in March.

She wears the black when she mans the wall.

Because we all know that Becca will remain out of our reach and thus a virgin.

 

[Avaron1974]

Because we all know that Becca will remain out of our reach and thus a virgin.

She has some ... special ... friends.