- May 28, 2017
- 4,371
- 13,330
Of course, comrade. Seconded.I've already nominated DA22 - anyone care to second that nomination?
Of course, comrade. Seconded.I've already nominated DA22 - anyone care to second that nomination?
The motion to make DA22 the thread's TL-DR writer has been made and seconded.Of course, comrade. Seconded.
*tries her own attempt*The motion to make DA22 the thread's TL-DR writer has been made and seconded.
All those in favor say aye!
No, don't actually, we don't need 30 pages of "aye" followed by one post of "nay" - we know the vote... the motion carries.
You have a heavy burden, DA22, we're all rooting for you, now go forth and reduce our ramblings to semi-coherent bullet points!
Thea is death, we saw it on the news ( or were we being lied to?)*tries her own attempt*
- Notty has boobs
- Someone is Thea Lundgren
- Sarah is lovely!
- Ooooo! A new render
- Notty just teased us with something we missed!
- We missed something else too. Arse.
- Blogs is on his ninth play through and still can't find these new things.
- Notty cackles.
- There's a render of something horrid happening to Sarah. Why? Will this happen?
- News about new update.
- Progress news.
- There's a silly render just for us!
- Someone new found the game.
- Notty still has boobs.
DA22 See? Here's the template. Now you know how to start and finish each report. Good luck!*tries her own attempt*
- Notty has boobs
- Someone is Thea Lundgren
- Sarah is lovely!
- Ooooo! A new render
- Notty just teased us with something we missed!
- We missed something else too. Arse.
- Blogs is on his ninth play through and still can't find these new things.
- Notty cackles.
- There's a render of something horrid happening to Sarah. Why? Will this happen?
- News about new update.
- Progress news.
- There's a silly render just for us!
- Someone new found the game.
- Notty still has boobs.
We've seen enough US TV to know what DAs are thoughI can already see the chyrons in chapter 5:
"Was the selection of the 22d District Attorney* a rushed job by an intern while the election officials were on break?"
"Why did an elections intern suddenly get shipped off to Ophion following the sudden DA-22 vote?"
"Is Thea Lundgren behind the surprise vote?"
*Yes, I know DAs are a US thing, and the UK has crown prosecutors, but the name fits.
I'm sure Ophion land snake will be apalled by your short trousers and leave you alone.Ok, bug spray... clean pants, long and short trousers, bug spray, band tees, something a little dressy, more bug spray, laptop, even more bug spray... I'm ready to go to Ophion!
Hrm........I'm sure Ophion land snake will be apalled by your short trousers and leave you alone.
Hey, I've got to have something comfortable to wear while I'm untangling the mess of the root kit in Ophion's systems, right?I'm sure Ophion land snake will be apalled by your short trousers and leave you alone.
Of course. I'm sure you'll untangle it just fine.Hey, I've got to have something comfortable to wear while I'm untangling the mess of the root kit in Ophion's systems, right?
Interesting dev note here btw, and I'm surprised no one has queried it. Why the cave only with Sarah?"Just stay on route and you'll be fine"
Chadwick (and Notty!)
I did many playthroughs before I finally thought... "What did Notty hide in here? Let's find out.""Just stay on route and you'll be fine"
Chadwick (and Notty!)
Aww...I thought Sarah is super perceptive and the only one who noticed the cave.Interesting dev note here btw, and I'm surprised no one has queried it. Why the cave only with Sarah?
Well, firstly Chris is far too sensible to go off route and so no doubt saw it - and just moved on.
Not if there are million caves around and they all look the same (particularly, if they have a door as an entrance).Sarah tho....she plays VR games. If you've played any open world games and you come across a cave....well, you go in don't you?
It reminds me of the red riding hood story and it's true meaning.... The wolf symbolizes a rapistInteresting dev note here btw, and I'm surprised no one has queried it. Why the cave only with Sarah?
Well, firstly Chris is far too sensible to go off route and so no doubt saw it - and just moved on.
Sarah tho....she plays VR games. If you've played any open world games and you come across a cave....well, you go in don't you?
I remember there was talk of Becca wearing the black again in March.I was honestly expecting an Eric-level ending on that one...
After all, we were warned! It was worth it to see her sneaking behind Chris, though!
She wears the black when she mans the wall.I remember there was talk of Becca wearing the black again in March.