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You don't think they've opened their portal in the McVities warehouse, do you?It is true that neither of them has been seen for a while
I guess we'll know if Ava comes back complaining of having gained 3 stone.
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I guess we'll know if Ava comes back complaining of having gained 3 stone.
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Nah, that won't happen, they do enough 'exercise' together that they'll work up enough sweat to burn it all off!You don't think they've opened their portal in the McVities warehouse, do you?
I guess we'll know if Ava comes back complaining of having gained 3 stone.
First line of product for the Heavy Five store
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How about a new tagline for Jaffa Cakes?
Jaffa Cakes, the fuel of Smutress Inc.
or
Jaffa Cakes, fuelling devs everywhere!
Do you think McVities will go for it?
Jaffa Cakes, the fuel of Smutress Inc.
or
Jaffa Cakes, fuelling devs everywhere!
Do you think McVities will go for it?
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Or... how about the other way round?
Smutress Inc. Sponsored by Jaffa Cakes
Smutress Inc. Sponsored by Jaffa Cakes
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Well, that way she may be entitled to some advertising money...
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More likely, it'll be a lifetime supply of Jaffa Cakes and a ton of merchandiseWell, that way she may be entitled to some advertising money...
But do we really want that? Right now, deny it as she may, Notty is mainly working in the hope of earning enough to buy Jaffa cakes, so if she gets a lifetime supply, where will her motivation go? D:
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You forgot the wine, coffee and Silk Cut! Jaffa Cakes are the cheapest item of all of these.
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(Developing a visual novel?) Squeeze an orange of your creativity! Piece of cake with Jaffa Cakes!
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Don't talk to me about grind.Don't even joke about this. There are some games out here that actually makes you grind via these crazy repeatable tasks to unlock sex scenes.
I attempted to play foot of the mountain yesterday. I thought to myself "Ava" because I like to mention myself when i'm thinking"Ava, that chubby girl is cute as fuck, i'd totally tongue punch that pussy like an oral fem Tyson"...
It wasn't to be however....
The grind...
Dear god the grind...
I got to kiss the cute chubby girls but that was after over an hour of grinding day after day.
It could have been good but that grind was developed by satan.
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How I see you riding into battle against one of the grind devs.
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Did you use the cheat mod to bypass some of the grind?
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The problem with the cheat mod is it barely bypasses any grind. You can shorten it somewhat by increasing rep but you still need to go through day after day after day waiting for shit to trigger.
There is far too much grind for too little gain, it wasn't worth my time.
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You could do what I do sometimes with grindfests, extract the files and look at the pretty pictures that way; it's not the same, because, y'know, no context.
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That's what I ended up doing.
Cute chubby girl gets sexed. I was happy with that.
o muscle women though so that was a sad.
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Sounds like you could use one of these:
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I was going to say this is why the porn gods invented cheat codes, but damn!
Well, perhaps I can make you feel a bit better with some
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Avaron1974 Oh? Still not enough, eh? (in my best Black Knight impression)
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