Yeah, at the time it was about whiskey.That is a very old one, though i know it as how women instead of humor![]()
"I like my whiskey as I like my women. 18 years old and mixed up with coke"
Yeah, at the time it was about whiskey.That is a very old one, though i know it as how women instead of humor![]()
Will my name be underlined if I do a good enough job? Will it be underlined twice?Alright! Consider yourself hired as Walkthrough's Waterbearer! You'll be responsible for guiding people on any path I won't play. Pay is 1/10 of every like the walkthrough gains and your name will be immortalised within the walkthrough. Possible career advancement includes bigger font size and even bold font if you prove yourself bold enough to be boldworthy.![]()
My dark humor would get me banned from anythingOh, it's not just me then?
I've also heard some really dark versions from an old punk I worked with:Yeah, at the time it was about whiskey.
"I like my whiskey as I like my women. 18 years old and mixed up with coke"![]()
Oh dear, I fear I may be beyond saving; I didn't find those jokes very dark or offensiveI've also heard some really dark versions from an old punk I worked with:
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And, as a palate cleanser (if you were foolish enough to open that):
Good friends help you move. Really good friends help you move the body.
That's cute. I won't do a dark humor joke contest (not the place), but I'm glad none of you are crying for a safe space right nowI've also heard some really dark versions from an old punk I worked with:
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And, as a palate cleanser (if you were foolish enough to open that):
Good friends help you move. Really good friends help you move the body.
Bold indeed. However, let me underline one thing for you. If you keep going like this, you may end up out of line, and I will cross you out! Oh, and don't even think about double-crossing me! I'm the only one allowed to edit it!Will my name be underlined if I do a good enough job? Will it be underlined twice?
Also, I want it to be written in golden letters and significantly bigger than that other schmuck who's writing the walkthrough right now.
No worries. At this point in my life, I've heard and seen stuff so much worse that those are low-grade, but I didn't want to cause any dismay. I'm not easily offended, but I've also discovered that some people are, and some think joking about dead <insert group here> mean that you're a secret homicidal maniac.Oh dear, I fear I may be beyond saving; I didn't find those jokes very dark or offensive![]()
https://f95zone.to/threads/jokes.35122/That's cute. I won't do a dark humor joke contest (not the place), but I'm glad none of you are crying for a safe space right now![]()
Though the joke is funny, anyone who mixes coke and aged whisky is not worthy of the word "gentleman". A dab of water is acceptable, of course.Yeah, at the time it was about whiskey.
"I like my whiskey as I like my women. 18 years old and mixed up with coke"![]()
Alright! Consider yourself hired as Walkthrough's Waterbearer! You'll be responsible for guiding people on any path I won't play. Pay is 1/10 of every like the walkthrough gains and your name will be immortalised within the walkthrough. Possible career advancement includes bigger font size and even bold font if you prove yourself bold enough to be boldworthy.![]()
Will my name be underlined if I do a good enough job? Will it be underlined twice?
Also, I want it to be written in golden letters and significantly bigger than that other schmuck who's writing the walkthrough right now.
I can see it now:Bold indeed. However, let me underline one thing for you. If you keep going like this, you may end up out of line, and I will cross you out! Oh, and don't even thing about double-crossing me! I'm the only one allowed to edit it!![]()
Hmm - I always expected that the unnamed parameter there that applied to both was cheap.Though the joke is funny, anyone who mixes coke and aged whiskey is not worthy of the word "gentleman". A dab of water is acceptable, of course.
One does not simply joke with some things.![]()
Well some whisky is so bad that mixing it with coke or seven-up can be seen as self defenceHmm - I always expected that the unnamed parameter there that applied to both was cheap.![]()
That's precisely the thing: ever tried a bad 18 year old (or older) whisky?Well some whisky is so bad that mixing it with coke or seven-up can be seen as self defence![]()
my chance while catching up reading 20 pages (hey guys whats up u have been containingReminds me of how I used to order my coffee (when I drank it).
Server: "How would you like that? Cream? Sugar?"
Me: "Black and bitter, like my soul."
Totes that.p.s.s. what does TOTES actually mean like totally?
Totes is Notty speak for "like totally peeps"my chance while catching up reading 20 pages (hey guys whats up u have been containing
yourself a bit as of late...) to post this
"black as midnight on a moonless night."
how many in this educated audience know without googling it?
p.s. hope noone posted this before me
p.s.s. what does TOTES actually mean like totally?
Look at number 83 on this list:That's precisely the thing: ever tried a bad 18 year old (or older) whisky?
You should serve the cheap bad stuff to people who DON'T APPRECIATE WHISKY.![]()
If it weren't for my daughter and her husband I wouldn't know that. Was never a fan.my chance while catching up reading 20 pages (hey guys whats up u have been containing
yourself a bit as of late...) to post this
"black as midnight on a moonless night."
how many in this educated audience know without googling it?
p.s. hope noone posted this before me
p.s.s. what does TOTES actually mean like totally?
i found a goldmine with this game and thread ...Yeah, at the time it was about whiskey.
"I like my whiskey as I like my women. 18 years old and mixed up with coke"![]()