Ren'Py Heavy Five [Ch.2RS] [Nottravis]

[Huitieme]

Alright! Consider yourself hired as Walkthrough's Waterbearer! You'll be responsible for guiding people on any path I won't play. Pay is 1/10 of every like the walkthrough gains and your name will be immortalised within the walkthrough. Possible career advancement includes bigger font size and even bold font if you prove yourself bold enough to be boldworthy.

Will my name be underlined if I do a good enough job? Will it be underlined twice?
Also, I want it to be written in golden letters and significantly bigger than that other schmuck who's writing the walkthrough right now.

 

[Goblin Baily: DILF]

Oh, it's not just me then?

My dark humor would get me banned from anything

 

[frap]

Yeah, at the time it was about whiskey.
"I like my whiskey as I like my women. 18 years old and mixed up with coke"

I've also heard some really dark versions from an old punk I worked with:

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And, as a palate cleanser (if you were foolish enough to open that):
Good friends help you move. Really good friends help you move the body.

 

[I'm Not Thea Lundgren!]

I've also heard some really dark versions from an old punk I worked with:

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And, as a palate cleanser (if you were foolish enough to open that):
Good friends help you move. Really good friends help you move the body.

Oh dear, I fear I may be beyond saving; I didn't find those jokes very dark or offensive

 

[Huitieme]

I've also heard some really dark versions from an old punk I worked with:

Spoiler: Dark, offensive humor - YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED

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And, as a palate cleanser (if you were foolish enough to open that):
Good friends help you move. Really good friends help you move the body.

That's cute. I won't do a dark humor joke contest (not the place), but I'm glad none of you are crying for a safe space right now

 

[Akamari]

Will my name be underlined if I do a good enough job? Will it be underlined twice?
Also, I want it to be written in golden letters and significantly bigger than that other schmuck who's writing the walkthrough right now.

Bold indeed. However, let me underline one thing for you. If you keep going like this, you may end up out of line, and I will cross you out! Oh, and don't even think about double-crossing me! I'm the only one allowed to edit it!

 

[frap]

Oh dear, I fear I may be beyond saving; I didn't find those jokes very dark or offensive

No worries. At this point in my life, I've heard and seen stuff so much worse that those are low-grade, but I didn't want to cause any dismay. I'm not easily offended, but I've also discovered that some people are, and some think joking about dead <insert group here> mean that you're a secret homicidal maniac.

 

[I'm Not Thea Lundgren!]

That's cute. I won't do a dark humor joke contest (not the place), but I'm glad none of you are crying for a safe space right now

https://f95zone.to/threads/jokes.35122/

 

[Sulring Durgul]

Yeah, at the time it was about whiskey.
"I like my whiskey as I like my women. 18 years old and mixed up with coke"

Though the joke is funny, anyone who mixes coke and aged whisky is not worthy of the word "gentleman". A dab of water is acceptable, of course.
One does not simply joke with some things.

 

[frap]

Alright! Consider yourself hired as Walkthrough's Waterbearer! You'll be responsible for guiding people on any path I won't play. Pay is 1/10 of every like the walkthrough gains and your name will be immortalised within the walkthrough. Possible career advancement includes bigger font size and even bold font if you prove yourself bold enough to be boldworthy.

Will my name be underlined if I do a good enough job? Will it be underlined twice?
Also, I want it to be written in golden letters and significantly bigger than that other schmuck who's writing the walkthrough right now.

Bold indeed. However, let me underline one thing for you. If you keep going like this, you may end up out of line, and I will cross you out! Oh, and don't even thing about double-crossing me! I'm the only one allowed to edit it!

I can see it now:

H5 Walkthrough by Akamari and Huitieme:
Huitieme and Akamari
Akamari and Huitieme
Huitieme and Akamari
Akamari and Huitieme
Huitieme and Akamari
Akamari and Huitieme
etc... for 37 pages

 

[frap]

Though the joke is funny, anyone who mixes coke and aged whiskey is not worthy of the word "gentleman". A dab of water is acceptable, of course.
One does not simply joke with some things.

Hmm - I always expected that the unnamed parameter there that applied to both was cheap.

 

[DA22]

Hmm - I always expected that the unnamed parameter there that applied to both was cheap.

Well some whisky is so bad that mixing it with coke or seven-up can be seen as self defence

 

[Sulring Durgul]

Well some whisky is so bad that mixing it with coke or seven-up can be seen as self defence

That's precisely the thing: ever tried a bad 18 year old (or older) whisky?
You should serve the cheap bad stuff to people who DON'T APPRECIATE WHISKY.

 

[joypinse]

Reminds me of how I used to order my coffee (when I drank it).
Server: "How would you like that? Cream? Sugar?"
Me: "Black and bitter, like my soul."

my chance while catching up reading 20 pages (hey guys whats up u have been containing
yourself a bit as of late...) to post this
"black as midnight on a moonless night."
how many in this educated audience know without googling it?
p.s. hope noone posted this before me
p.s.s. what does TOTES actually mean like totally?

 

[Akamari]

p.s.s. what does TOTES actually mean like totally?

Totes that.

 

[I'm Not Thea Lundgren!]

my chance while catching up reading 20 pages (hey guys whats up u have been containing
yourself a bit as of late...) to post this
"black as midnight on a moonless night."
how many in this educated audience know without googling it?
p.s. hope noone posted this before me
p.s.s. what does TOTES actually mean like totally?

Totes is Notty speak for "like totally peeps"

 

[frap]

That's precisely the thing: ever tried a bad 18 year old (or older) whisky?
You should serve the cheap bad stuff to people who DON'T APPRECIATE WHISKY.

Look at number 83 on this list:

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A 31 year old Gleniddich 1965, bottled in 1996 managed to land in the 100 worst list. Granted, most are 5 year or less or are not age marked at all, but it can happen.

 

[frap]

my chance while catching up reading 20 pages (hey guys whats up u have been containing
yourself a bit as of late...) to post this
"black as midnight on a moonless night."
how many in this educated audience know without googling it?
p.s. hope noone posted this before me
p.s.s. what does TOTES actually mean like totally?

If it weren't for my daughter and her husband I wouldn't know that. Was never a fan.

 

[joypinse]

Yeah, at the time it was about whiskey.
"I like my whiskey as I like my women. 18 years old and mixed up with coke"

i found a goldmine with this game and thread ...

"Whiskey, like a beautiful woman, demands appreciation. You gaze first, then it's time to drink.”
Haruki Murakam

 

[Huitieme]

my chance while catching up reading 20 pages (hey guys whats up u have been containing
yourself a bit as of late...) to post this
"black as midnight on a moonless night."
how many in this educated audience know without googling it?
p.s. hope noone posted this before me
p.s.s. what does TOTES actually mean like totally?

To this, I can only reply:
"That's actually not so black. You get more stars on a moonless night, you see."