Bold indeed. However, let me underline one thing for you. If you keep going like this, you may end up out of line, and I will cross you out! Oh, and don't even think about double-crossing me! I'm the only one allowed to edit it!
No worries. At this point in my life, I've heard and seen stuff so much worse that those are low-grade, but I didn't want to cause any dismay. I'm not easily offended, but I've also discovered that some people are, and some think joking about dead <insert group here> mean that you're a secret homicidal maniac.Oh dear, I fear I may be beyond saving; I didn't find those jokes very dark or offensive
https://f95zone.to/threads/jokes.35122/That's cute. I won't do a dark humor joke contest (not the place), but I'm glad none of you are crying for a safe space right now
Though the joke is funny, anyone who mixes coke and aged whisky is not worthy of the word "gentleman". A dab of water is acceptable, of course.Yeah, at the time it was about whiskey.
"I like my whiskey as I like my women. 18 years old and mixed up with coke"
Alright! Consider yourself hired as Walkthrough's Waterbearer! You'll be responsible for guiding people on any path I won't play. Pay is 1/10 of every like the walkthrough gains and your name will be immortalised within the walkthrough. Possible career advancement includes bigger font size and even bold font if you prove yourself bold enough to be boldworthy.
I can see it now:Bold indeed. However, let me underline one thing for you. If you keep going like this, you may end up out of line, and I will cross you out! Oh, and don't even thing about double-crossing me! I'm the only one allowed to edit it!
Hmm - I always expected that the unnamed parameter there that applied to both was cheap.Though the joke is funny, anyone who mixes coke and aged whiskey is not worthy of the word "gentleman". A dab of water is acceptable, of course.
One does not simply joke with some things.
Well some whisky is so bad that mixing it with coke or seven-up can be seen as self defenceHmm - I always expected that the unnamed parameter there that applied to both was cheap.
That's precisely the thing: ever tried a bad 18 year old (or older) whisky?Well some whisky is so bad that mixing it with coke or seven-up can be seen as self defence
my chance while catching up reading 20 pages (hey guys whats up u have been containing
Totes is Notty speak for "like totally peeps"my chance while catching up reading 20 pages (hey guys whats up u have been containing
yourself a bit as of late...) to post this
"black as midnight on a moonless night."
how many in this educated audience know without googling it?
p.s. hope noone posted this before me
p.s.s. what does TOTES actually mean like totally?
Look at number 83 on this list:That's precisely the thing: ever tried a bad 18 year old (or older) whisky?
You should serve the cheap bad stuff to people who DON'T APPRECIATE WHISKY.
If it weren't for my daughter and her husband I wouldn't know that. Was never a fan.my chance while catching up reading 20 pages (hey guys whats up u have been containing
yourself a bit as of late...) to post this
"black as midnight on a moonless night."
how many in this educated audience know without googling it?
p.s. hope noone posted this before me
p.s.s. what does TOTES actually mean like totally?
i found a goldmine with this game and thread ...Yeah, at the time it was about whiskey.
"I like my whiskey as I like my women. 18 years old and mixed up with coke"
To this, I can only reply:my chance while catching up reading 20 pages (hey guys whats up u have been containing
yourself a bit as of late...) to post this
"black as midnight on a moonless night."
how many in this educated audience know without googling it?
p.s. hope noone posted this before me
p.s.s. what does TOTES actually mean like totally?
You guys are just too active while I sleep.Damn! You guys never sleep, that must be why you have such a nice collection.
I know we're no longer on the devil's page, but I'd like to contribute a little bit...
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There was only one person who was supposed to be able to post that here, and I didn't. Me neither.I can't believe you found the super secret shower peeking option!
I wonder who is was who leaked it with them... Thea is Legion!
All computer geeks need our caffeine.Coffee or wine, not sure myself what would be the third
I like it like I like my women, strong and sweet.
Coffee works equally well.Well some whisky is so bad that mixing it with coke or seven-up can be seen as self defence
Nice list, thanks ol' chap!
We should do a "guess the girl".
I like my coffee how I like my women:
That's all for now, but I can't wait to try my coffee with some ginger ale
- coarse and susceptible to destroy my anus.
- sweet and full of honey.
- mature and without wiff-waff.
- long, black and steaming hot.
- bland and more likely to activate switches when this is clearly neither the time nor the place, Mike. You asshole!
- short with no filter.
- strong with a bit of ice.
- black, mild and mixed up with aspirin.
8/8
