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Oh. I see.
Is this a situation you feel an Engineer officer can't handle?
*smiles sweetly*
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I was trying to think of a smart arse reply cos one of my cousins is a Royal Marine but the only thing I ever learned from him was when he used to mock his Para friend with Para Para in the sky, living proof that shit can fly.
And that's the sum of my military knowledge.
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Oh darn. And there was I settling in for an entire convo in film quotes from -that- film too
Hey.....an engineering officer. Isn't that what the MC is?
*marvels at the sheer coincidence*
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I wouldn't know anything about that, I only came here to build a bridge.Oh darn. And there was I settling in for an entire convo in film quotes from -that- film too
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Well, chin-chin. Do carry on with your mud pies.
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Doesn't sound like a bust, sounds like you had a blast.
Never, she's like, the number 2 favorite on this thread. Behind that dev with the huge... tracts of land.
I second the first and second.Not only that, for me the unique speech patterns were among the first things that got me attracted to the game.
Yeah, the offer on those isn't very good (odd considering how important an asset it is to anyone rendering adult stuff). Just this weekend I played one game I won't name with top notch visuals...until I got to see a vagina down close that was just...meh.
Yep, still a long journey ahead of us.
I think by Chapter 10 you'll be able to give classes on how to lead a double life.
Re: double life - if you can find some way to not exclude the people closest to you (your significant other, if/when you have one... or three) you'll be okay. If it ends up being something you have to hide from your SO I'm afraid you'll end up going down the road Tlaero did. The double life caused a great deal of guilt and she retired from writing some of the best adult games ever.
Actually, I thought it was jade. It looks like jade, and I thought... "gee, that's a really good jade shader on that." It looks to be about a #40 or #41 on
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It was indeed Jade.Doesn't sound like a bust, sounds like you had a blast.
Never, she's like, the number 2 favorite on this thread. Behind that dev with the huge... tracts of land.
I second the first and second.
Re: double life - if you can find some way to not exclude the people closest to you (your significant other, if/when you have one... or three) you'll be okay. If it ends up being something you have to hide from your SO I'm afraid you'll end up going down the road Tlaero did. The double life caused a great deal of guilt and she retired from writing some of the best adult games ever.
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There's a long history of jade dildos, hence my choice for a pre industrial setting. But if it's requiring rather obscure knowledge for it to look "right" then I probs should change it.
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Hmmm, doesn't jade degrade quickly under wet conditions? Or is it meant only for the other orifice? In that case, may I suggest some brown streaks along its length? Just as a subtle reminder that not all subjects may have been properly prepared for its use?
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I don't know about the navy but the army doesn't like more than one disaster a day.Well, chin-chin. Do carry on with your mud pies.
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Not likely - it's a stone with a hardness of 6 - 6.5 on the Mohs scale - just shy of quartz. The lower-quality slabs of jade (that are not good enough for jewelry/carving/etc) are sold as pavers, counter-tops and exterior wall tiles - all wet applications. (I wouldn't have jade counter-tops. They can be scratched by steel, and you know some idiot is going to cut something on the counter without using a cutting board, damaging the counter-top and my best knife, Mike!)
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That's true. Puts the civilians off their breakfast.
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Yeah, I suspect a dildo of high quality jewelry worthy Jade would be worth a fortune. Maybe something for an emperors or wealthy nobles wife or concubine but kinda rare outside those circles.
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And it looks bad in the newspapers...
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You should always make sure that a disaster is also funny though, may look as bad but less of a shitstormAnd it looks bad in the newspapers...
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You should always make sure that a disaster is also funny though, may look as bad but less of a shitstorm
Right got to run. Have you any idea what it's like to make soup for 100 men in this heat?
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Well you rather as me, but no heat over here yet, soup or otherwise. Have fun though.
Right got to run. Have you any idea what it's like to make soup for 100 men in this heat?
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Now if only you'd stop throwing your bloody spears at me.
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Yeah sex toys made of polished ornamental stone likely be something only nobles or rich merchants would be able to pay for.
ps: the hardness depends on which mineral forms the rock. Nephrite is closer to quartz but jadeite is a bit "softer".
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I'm surprised Ava hadn't reminded you of that, maybe she is horrible as a chef, but... Notty, laxative is not a good soup seasoning. don't for it in (bad french pun not intended) and there won't be more that the inevitable number of disasters
Right got to run. Have you any idea what it's like to make soup for 100 men in this heat?
Laters!