Ren'Py Heavy Five [Ch.2RS] [Nottravis]

[Goblin Baily: DILF]

Purple means you're holding it too tight!

Purple is the color of stealth... have you ever seen a purple ork ?

If you are talking about the thing used on the Scarlet Pirate, unless that's a magical dildo of penetration +5 , it should not glow this much...

Sowwy Notty, have to call you out on your blunders....

 

[ShangTsung]

Yep, yeppity yes. As an English-as-second-language person I can totes see where you're coming from here. Don't worry though, soon enough you'll see that it's all brill.

Yeah it's exactly this , and i'm an English-as-third-language person so it's even worse

 

[I'm Not Thea Lundgren!]

Yeah it's exactly this , and i'm an English-as-third-language person so it's even worse

But are you getting the hang of it?

 

[ShangTsung]

But are you getting the hang of it?

Thanks to urban dictionary.

 

[Akamari]

Thanks to urban dictionary.

Oh boy. Now I can see why you might think it's weird.

I suggest using

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instead.

 

[Avaron1974]

"Mind your impertinence Lieutenant."

When I have the impertinence to climb into your pulpit to deliver a sermon, then you can tell me my duty.




Totally not stealing lines from a famous movie.

 

[I'm Not Thea Lundgren!]

When I have the impertinence to climb into your pulpit to deliver a sermon, then you can tell me my duty.




Totally not stealing lines from a famous movie.

Oh yeah, totes

 

[Nottravis]

When I have the impertinence to climb into your pulpit to deliver a sermon, then you can tell me my duty.




Totally not stealing lines from a famous movie.

Oh. I see.

Is this a situation you feel an Engineer officer can't handle?

*smiles sweetly*

 

[Avaron1974]

Oh. I see.

Is this a situation you feel an Engineer officer can't handle?

*smiles sweetly*

I was trying to think of a smart arse reply cos one of my cousins is a Royal Marine but the only thing I ever learned from him was when he used to mock his Para friend with Para Para in the sky, living proof that shit can fly.

And that's the sum of my military knowledge.

 

[Nottravis]

I was trying to think of a smart arse reply cos one of my cousins is a Royal Marine but the only thing I ever learned from him was when he used to mock his Para friend with Para Para in the sky, living proof that shit can fly.

And that's the sum of my military knowledge.

Oh darn. And there was I settling in for an entire convo in film quotes from -that- film too

Hey.....an engineering officer. Isn't that what the MC is?

*marvels at the sheer coincidence*

 

[Avaron1974]

Oh darn. And there was I settling in for an entire convo in film quotes from -that- film too

I wouldn't know anything about that, I only came here to build a bridge.

 

[Nottravis]

I wouldn't know anything about that, I only came here to build a bridge.

Well, chin-chin. Do carry on with your mud pies.

 

[frap]

... This weekend was a bust as I played with three different sets of vaginas ...

Doesn't sound like a bust, sounds like you had a blast.

Alrighties guys, poofing again.

And stop being mean to Ava. She ends up taking it out on me!

Never, she's like, the number 2 favorite on this thread. Behind that dev with the huge... tracts of land.

Not only that, for me the unique speech patterns were among the first things that got me attracted to the game.


Yeah, the offer on those isn't very good (odd considering how important an asset it is to anyone rendering adult stuff). Just this weekend I played one game I won't name with top notch visuals...until I got to see a vagina down close that was just...meh.


Yep, still a long journey ahead of us.

I think by Chapter 10 you'll be able to give classes on how to lead a double life.

I second the first and second.

Re: double life - if you can find some way to not exclude the people closest to you (your significant other, if/when you have one... or three) you'll be okay. If it ends up being something you have to hide from your SO I'm afraid you'll end up going down the road Tlaero did. The double life caused a great deal of guilt and she retired from writing some of the best adult games ever.

Purple is the color of stealth... have you ever seen a purple ork ?

If you are talking about the thing used on the Scarlet Pirate, unless that's a magical dildo of penetration +5 , it should not glow this much...

Sowwy Notty, have to call you out on your blunders....

Actually, I thought it was jade. It looks like jade, and I thought... "gee, that's a really good jade shader on that." It looks to be about a #40 or #41 on

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[Nottravis]

Doesn't sound like a bust, sounds like you had a blast.



Never, she's like, the number 2 favorite on this thread. Behind that dev with the huge... tracts of land.



I second the first and second.

Re: double life - if you can find some way to not exclude the people closest to you (your significant other, if/when you have one... or three) you'll be okay. If it ends up being something you have to hide from your SO I'm afraid you'll end up going down the road Tlaero did. The double life caused a great deal of guilt and she retired from writing some of the best adult games ever.



Actually, I thought it was jade. It looks like jade, and I thought... "gee, that's a really good jade shader on that." It looks to be about a #40 or #41 on

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.

It was indeed Jade.

There's a long history of jade dildos, hence my choice for a pre industrial setting. But if it's requiring rather obscure knowledge for it to look "right" then I probs should change it.

 

[Dripping]

Hmmm, doesn't jade degrade quickly under wet conditions? Or is it meant only for the other orifice? In that case, may I suggest some brown streaks along its length? Just as a subtle reminder that not all subjects may have been properly prepared for its use?

 

[Avaron1974]

Well, chin-chin. Do carry on with your mud pies.

I don't know about the navy but the army doesn't like more than one disaster a day.

 

[frap]

Hmmm, doesn't jade degrade quickly under wet conditions? Or is it meant only for the other orifice? In that case, may I suggest some brown streaks along its length? Just as a subtle reminder that not all subjects may have been properly prepared for its use?

Not likely - it's a stone with a hardness of 6 - 6.5 on the Mohs scale - just shy of quartz. The lower-quality slabs of jade (that are not good enough for jewelry/carving/etc) are sold as pavers, counter-tops and exterior wall tiles - all wet applications. (I wouldn't have jade counter-tops. They can be scratched by steel, and you know some idiot is going to cut something on the counter without using a cutting board, damaging the counter-top and my best knife, Mike!)

 

[Nottravis]

I don't know about the navy but the army doesn't like more than one disaster a day.

That's true. Puts the civilians off their breakfast.

 

[DA22]

Not likely - it's a stone with a hardness of 6 - 6.5 on the Mohs scale - just shy of quartz. The lower-quality slabs of jade (that are not good enough for jewelry/carving/etc) are sold as pavers, counter-tops and exterior wall tiles - all wet applications. (I wouldn't have jade counter-tops. They can be scratched by steel, and you know some idiot is going to cut something on the counter without using a cutting board, damaging the counter-top and my best knife, Mike!)

Yeah, I suspect a dildo of high quality jewelry worthy Jade would be worth a fortune. Maybe something for an emperors or wealthy nobles wife or concubine but kinda rare outside those circles.

 

[Sulring Durgul]

That's true. Puts the civilians off their breakfast.

And it looks bad in the newspapers...