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Did you accidentally the whole fleshlight?
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Why did you make me click on that. Until 2 minutes ago, I still had hope for the human race...
I guess it's time to go back up the tree...
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I don't think anyone could be that bad! Except maybe Mike, the bastard!
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Actually, it was "Frappe Caffeine Milkfat Sugar-Jones" - thus the reason I changed it to just be "frap" - all lower-cased, one name, I dropped all the rest after my divorce from my family was granted on grounds of name cruelty - at the age of 7. Drifted around for a while after that, got a few degrees from Ivy League schools in my early teens, you know... the usual.
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Are you guys trying to make Mike the new Eric? All he did was get the lights to work!
Which....is more than the MC has managed so far! So there!
Edit: Pour Huitieme: Un peu d'aide fait grand bien, non?
Which....is more than the MC has managed so far! So there!
Edit: Pour Huitieme: Un peu d'aide fait grand bien, non?
For the francophones among us, the whole Thea dead is on the news I saw is the perfect "Marquise vos beaux yeux".
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Can't blame her though, they only get training for the "wish for world peace" response, some evildoer (Thea?) probably switched the cards of the interviewer.
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I made you click on it? Did hold a gun to your head? I think you need to own up to your own lack of self-control. You'd never make it as a flight ground crew. (If it's red or dusty, don't touch!) You'd be pushing all the buttons. Admit it, you were hoping to have the choice to push the cargo button in Chapter 1, huh?
How very dare you, person of non-Travis persuasion!?
I'll have you know Pepito Massiveshlong graduated top of his class in the Navy Seals, and has been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and he has over 300 confirmed kills. He is trained in gorilla warfare and the top sniper in the entire Ophion armed forces. Mike is nothing to him but just another target. Pepito will wipe him the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on Ophion!
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But the MC has only been there a short while... Mike has been there for a hell of a lot longer, so why isn't it fixed? Why did an outside engineer have to be called in? Because Mike is useless! Ha! How do you like them apples?
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I sadly have to admit that my French in our national variation to high school was so bad, that I gladly dropped it after the second year. I was only a tenth of a point away from having to double that year, due to French..
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Un peu d'aide fait grand bien, non?
Besides nothing impressive about fighting gorillas. They just sit there eating fruit and are unarmed.
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Mike seems the only sane one there to me tbh. Given all his problems he's not doing too bad I don't think.But the MC has only been there a short while... Mike has been there for a hell of a lot longer, so why isn't it fixed? Why did an outside engineer have to be called in? Because Mike is useless! Ha! How do you like them apples?
Let's have a look at poor Mike. He hasn't been there that long; was the guy the Iowa left behind to run a frikking nuclear power station; has to spend his time hiding from Trisha (probs!); probs has Marcus waving vitamin tablets at him every time he steps into the corridor; if he avoids the Jones then he can spend time with either Kelly or Amanda...(oh...joy...); has the MC turn up ignoring his advice (perhaps - your mileage can vary); does his best to keep the lights and power going tries to be friendly and cheerful with everyone he meets!
And what does he get? Snark.
Even Sarah has a go at him. Poor Mike...
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I took a year of high-school French. My grade was okay because I mostly faked my way through. I can count a bit, ask what time it is, and tell you I don't speak French. That's it.
Mostly because, when listening to French, I can't hear where one word ends and the next begins. Looking at the written word at the same time doesn't help, as y'all will drop consonants willy-nilly just so things continue vowel-consonant-vowel-consonant in a never-ending word that starts at the beginning of a sentence and doesn't end until you take a breath. I had no trouble learning German, and I've forgotten most of the Spanish I learned in grade school, but I still understand that better than French.
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She has a gun! Well, when she doesn't drop it that is....
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True, true. Il faut bien admettre qu'un peu d'aide ne fait pas de mal, de temps en temps...
You saw Sarah sitting and eating fruit? I must have missed that scene...
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Probs still better than Dianne's English tho!
Was Mike space Jesus since the beginning?Mike seems the only sane one there to me tbh. Given all his problems he's not doing too bad I don't think.
Let's have a look at poor Mike. He hasn't been there that long; was the guy the Iowa left behind to run a frikking nuclear power station; has to spend his time hiding from Trisha (probs!); probs has Marcus waving vitamin tablets at him every time he steps into the corridor; if he avoids the Jones then he can spend time with either Kelly or Amanda...(oh...joy...); has the MC turn up ignoring his advice (perhaps - your mileage can vary); does his best to keep the lights and power going tries to be friendly and cheerful with everyone he meets!
And what does he get? Snark.
Even Sarah has a go at him. Poor Mike...
Also, how fun would it be if after a few chapters, we just learn that Mike and Kelly are an item
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Could explain Kelly's mood, no?Was Mike space Jesus since the beginning?
Also, how fun would it be if after a few chapters, we just learn that Mike and Kelly are an item