I'm Not Thea Lundgren!

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Water.

From the tap.

She doesn't even let it run for a minute to get to the cold stuff so it's a cup of lukewarm water.

pity me.
*hugs* see! proper aftercare! take notes Mistress Notty!
The happy drunk that sips wine like kids sip pop not sharing said wine doesn't sound like Notty to you?

Come clean guys, how much is she paying you?
It's a little thing called CH4! Sorry! :rolleyes: :oops:
 

DA22

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Water.

From the tap.

She doesn't even let it run for a minute to get to the cold stuff so it's a cup of lukewarm water.

pity me.
Well since you keep going back for more, she must be doing something right so pity is likely the wrong thing to feel for you since you seem happy enough. :p

Great job, as always. You do know that by the time chapter 4 is out, there will be at least 10 gogolplex more pages, right?

Crap, I've been made D:
only 10, will not be too bad then . :ROFLMAO: Roger is English I thought, the French is Rogier. :cool:
 

Huitieme

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I thought you were a man of culture... You would refuse a good wine just because of temperature?:oops: Personally, I'm rather fond of mulled wine.:)
I am a man of culture. French culture. We know our wine and our women :p

Yes, but are you a fan of muffed wine?

What am I asking, of course you are.
You magnificent bastard! You beat me to it!
 

DA22

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I actually feed women to my wine. Virgin corpses make for a great fertilizer.
That reminds me of that old debate about sacrifices to the gods and whether they sacrificed virgins cause they were special or the argument they sacrificed virgins actually since they were worth least, since they had not proven themselves yet as being able to bear children and were only a burden.
 

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I am a man of culture. French culture. We know our wine and our women :p


You magnificent bastard! You beat me to it!
I am no bastard! Wait, actually, I am. Never mind.

Disclaimer: I do not like grape wine. It all tastes like vinegar to me. Mead? Yes (and the drier the better)! Dandelion wine? Yes, (if it's not over-sweet). Berry wines? Okay, fine. Grape wines? :sick: I cannot distinguish between good wine, bad wine, and vinegar (unless it's balsamic) - it all tastes like the same thing. Fine to cook with, but I can't drink it.
 

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That reminds me of that old debate about sacrifices to the gods and whether they sacrificed virgins cause they were special or the argument they sacrificed virgins actually since they were worth least, since they had not proven themselves yet as being able to bear children and were only a burden.
You know, sometimes, I ask myself: "How did we go from a sci-fi porn game about a faulty station on an unknown planet to virgin sacrifices and angry gods". And then, I remember. Notty. It's her fault. She is *not* innocent. I'm guessing she's the goddess here and our time and... "tears"... are her sacrificial needs!
 

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Disclaimer: I do not like grape wine. It all tastes like vinegar to me. Mead? Yes (and the drier the better)! Dandelion wine? Yes, (if it's not over-sweet). Berry wines? Okay, fine. Grape wines? :sick: I cannot distinguish between good wine, bad wine, and vinegar (unless it's balsamic) - it all tastes like the same thing. Fine to cook with, but I can't drink it.
No mention of grandfathers' secret Birch Wine recipe?
 
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Huitieme

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I am no bastard! Wait, actually, I am. Never mind.

Disclaimer: I do not like grape wine. It all tastes like vinegar to me. Mead? Yes (and the drier the better)! Dandelion wine? Yes, (if it's not over-sweet). Berry wines? Okay, fine. Grape wines? :sick: I cannot distinguish between good wine, bad wine, and vinegar (unless it's balsamic) - it all tastes like the same thing. Fine to cook with, but I can't drink it.
Well, as a wine connoisseur, I could just say that you simply never had good wine, but as a not-drinking-anymore Frenchman, I would just say "meh". Best wine is the white one I use to cook blanquette de veau (nothing like omelette du fromage). Actually, scratch that. Best wine is the one Becca would serve me from the bottle she kept just at body temperature ;)
 

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You know, sometimes, I ask myself: "How did we go from a sci-fi porn game about a faulty station on an unknown planet to virgin sacrifices and angry gods". And then, I remember. Notty. It's her fault. She is *not* innocent. I'm guessing she's the goddess here and our time and... "tears"... are her sacrificial needs!
Huitie, when you mention Notty as the goddess, do not forget Becca, the Prophet and Avatar of Her Holiness Here in The Web, Lust Be Upon Her.

We'll turn you into a proper priest of the cult of ACIO soon!
 
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