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That is a good one. Had one or five of those when I lived in Germany. As a German friend I had said to me: "Germans make the best beer. Belgians make even better beer."
I ain't got nothing againt UK. My all-time favorite writer is British, Sir Terry Pratchett (read his books from 8 years old to now, 25 years later), my second favorite writer is a certain Smutty Nottress (it's okay, they'll never know who I'm talking about), one of my faves shows growing up were A Bit of Fry and Laurie and Blackadder, I hate football so there's no rivalry here and my favorite alcohol is not from the UK but not too far, Irish Redbreast.EDIT: You're not just hating on it because it's made in the UK, are you? I thought the French and English got over that a long time ago. Thus, the chunnel.
So Keep calm and long live our Smutty queen Lust be upon her
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DA22 - Damnit! I started watching the videos on that beer site. It's like I can almost understand it. Frustrating! >.<
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Germans perhaps, but we Czechs would always contest the Belgians for who makes the best beer!
Which IMO is impossible to decide because Belgian beer is very different. What is absolute truth though, is that we make the best pilsner type of beer, cause we invented it! Certainly better than German!
I still want my winky! ;p But why is it in the middle? That non round thing is disrupting my flow! That bothers my OCD badly.Nice new emoji
We need a winky and an aww! XD
I have them, but I am nearsighted and I am sitting about a foot from the screen, so I almost never wear them.People need some prescription glasses around here Ava.
Wow, the TLDR post was TL!
I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, you can't prove a thing!!!It is clear to me that your definition of innocence differs from mine.
Alcohol dulls the senses, so you would not feel the whips, slaps, and other fun...I can understand her not sharing her Jaffa Cakes, but surely she could spare a sip of wine between sessions... I mean where is her aftercare?
CHANNEL FOUR!?!?!? YOU HEATHEN!!!! Everyone knows Ch4 is fake news!!! The only true news is Channel SEVEN!!! Every TRUE ACIO Member can tell you, 'this is known'! Are you an impostor?!?! Are you really ...the real THEA?!?!?!?*hugs* see! proper aftercare! take notes Mistress Notty!
It's a little thing called CH4! Sorry!
Someone grab some rope!This is so, is it only the gods who have the honor of their deflowering, or is it revenge for not putting out? Who can say? ...Well a few people, but they are not talking.
I quit drinking wen I was 19. ;pI am no bastard! Wait, actually, I am. Never mind.
Disclaimer: I do not like grape wine. It all tastes like vinegar to me. Mead? Yes (and the drier the better)! Dandelion wine? Yes, (if it's not over-sweet). Berry wines? Okay, fine. Grape wines?
I blame the VR game...
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This could not be more true. ;p
Then I guess the statement is true then. ;p
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*this is known*Germans perhaps, but we Czechs would always contest the Belgians for who makes the best beer!
Which IMO is impossible to decide because Belgian beer is very different. What is absolute truth though, is that we make the best pilsner type of beer, cause we invented it! Certainly better than German!
Well, let's just say that Belgian make the best Belgian beer, Czech make the best Czech beer, and French make the best strike movements! Down with the monarchy!Germans perhaps, but we Czechs would always contest the Belgians for who makes the best beer!
Which IMO is impossible to decide because Belgian beer is very different. What is absolute truth though, is that we make the best pilsner type of beer, cause we invented it! Certainly better than German!
Now, we've seen Sarah speak French (at least, Gloria did). Does that mean she's got a little bit of French in her? Because if she doesn't, I'm volunteering to put a sizeable bit of French in her, now :3
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You keep your French wine bottles to yourself, Jane's already done enough damage!
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You would use your personal miniature guillotine to remove your "majesty" and put it in her?
Ain't nothing miniature about my guillotine. But I'll let her butter my baguette.You would use your personal miniature guillotine to remove your "majesty" and put it in her?
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Now I'll always picture you as Mr. Bean.
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Sorry, couldn't resist. The setup was too perfect.
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I notice you keep adding "French" elements to your avatar. Before too long you won't be able to see anything aside from the stereotypical French stuff. What's next? Pipe? Paint palette? Eiffel tower? Le drapeau bleu-blanc-rouge?
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If you're going to go very stereotypical, why not have a short white flag?
Well, Eiffel is already taken by the Freeloading Family MC, so I'll go with Monsieur Baguette for the time being.
And when no one is paying attention, in the dead of the night, I slowly remove my glasses, my beret and my baguette, I comb my hair differently so no one recognizes me, and I become the hero no one asked for and no one deserves. PardonMyFrenchMan! Here to swear at you and go start a national protesting movement! Espèce de margoulin!
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It is the book of lies penned by the teller of falsehoods in the land of tall fables.
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Is it pick on Notty day or something? I mean what has she ever done to you people? (Not you Ava, you get a free pass on this one, we've heard in great detail what she's done to you.)
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I don't pick on Notty, I friendly banter and maybe kinda sorta flirt a bit but i'd never say anything nasty about her.
Apart from calling her cruel, mean, perverse and a bully to short ginger pixies ...... apart from those i'd never say anything nasty about her.
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Leave for afew hours and a miss 5 pages and a big discussion about wine