You would use your
personal miniature guillotine to remove your "majesty" and put it in her?
Wow, strong cliché here but leave Mr Guillontin alone... his invention could be fun with a resourceful executor.
I notice you keep adding "French" elements to your avatar. Before too long you won't be able to see anything aside from the stereotypical French stuff. What's next? Pipe? Paint palette? Eiffel tower? Le drapeau bleu-blanc-rouge?
Why not that?
I can't believe
the beret does not feature the tricolore.
It will be a major fashion faux pas!!
If you're going to go very stereotypical, why not have a short white flag?
Verdammt, Leutnant P. MassivSchlange und ich... wir sind entlarvt!
Well, Eiffel is already taken by the Freeloading Family MC, so I'll go with Monsieur Baguette for the time being.
And when no one is paying attention, in the dead of the night, I slowly remove my glasses, my beret and my baguette, I comb my hair differently so no one recognizes me, and I become the hero no one asked for and no one deserves. PardonMyFrenchMan! Here to swear at you and go start a national protesting movement! Espèce de margoulin!
Oh fan de chichourle, qu'es acò que ce ouaille?
Ils vont arrêter leurs cagades ces ensuqués d'estranger?
Laisse les se targuer, nous on a le soleil, l'huile d'olive et les pizzas.
Oh ***, what's that ***?
Will our distinguished friends stop their amiability?
Keep them saying, us we have sun, olive oil and pizzas (regional famous cuisine).
This message is from the local protesting movement, the Farigoulette branch.
