Pooped On
Ah today's the day. My grinder is waiting for me at reception. Off we go!! Down the stairs turn the corner to reception. Oh no. Ok just be nice get your stuff and run.
Hi Alice. She is not pleased. I have a package waiting for me? Daggers from her eyes and not a word as she hands me my package. Ok just be nice. Thank you Alice. Run!!
Ok read the destructions. this doesn't look too complicated?
Knock at the door. Ah nuts. room service. I can't remember who's on this week. Please no Amy..Please!!!
Thank you God!!! Yvette. Morning sweetie. I was about to start grinding my coffee you ordered and use the grinder Faye got me. I hope you don't mind if it makes a liitle noise while you clean.
Good Morning to you too Yankee. I don't mind flashing that sweet smile of hers.
Ok looks at destructions...Ok Looks correct. Next step. Beans. with my back turned to Yvette. Yankee can I ask a question?
Sure Yvette. What's on your mind. Ummm..Ummm is that really poop coffee? I can't help but laugh and then I know where she heard from. Yvette did you see
Bantry by chance today. Well..kinda Him and Delizia were having breakfast and I heard Yankee's got poop coffee. I can't help but laugh to myself.
Yvette do you have a few minutes. Wanna see this isn't poop lol. I'll grind it in front of you so you can see giggling. (I swear she's so cute I think sometime she doesn't even realize it.) Ok? will it take long? Well according to the manual or as I like to called them the destructions. 15 seconds. Hehe distructions, your so silly.
Yvette stands next to me as I open the coffee bag and add beans to the grinder. Ok Yvette, the moment of truth.
I push the button to start the grind and then... The top was not secure and the grinds go flying everywhere. all over me and literally all over the front of Yvette.
I look at Yvette and she's shocked and kinda getting upset. Yankee!! look at me!! I'm mess!! Ok defuse this..make her laugh.
I put my arm around her neck and cup her shoulder and look over at her. Well Yvette... It looks like we got pooped on LOL.
It takes her a second to take in the remark and them a smile and a full laugh.. Pooped on LOL!?!?! she playfully shoves me as she goes to leave. making her way out she turns one last time and says as she giggling..Pooped on.. LOL.