Heya,
I did play the game (0.4)
I don't understand why we have a middle-age/fantasy music them in the main menu, and after that, some agressive musics when we are in the game.
I'm not a big fan of the game's humor, like when the MC says : " I expected her to hate me, like step-mom in all stories, except porn hahaha". Well, that is more my own taste, I guess other people will find it funny.
But the thing:" Hello, my name is XXX, I am XX years old, and this is my story", and the introduction of the characters out of the game, it's never something good.
I always wonder to whom the MC is talking. Is it to the player? But the player is the MC, so the MC is telling his own story to himself? About his step mother and all and how is lost his virginity because of her, "I became Rex", "I must kill no one"," Queen trained me","My partner are Ghost and Rose"," Ghost is Mia, Queen's niece"... Slow down, Game! You even haven't started yet!
These are things you need to find in the game, and not before it starts... there is no surprise anymore, you can just skip all the MC's boring daily life and jump to the sex scenes.
The MC wants to be a good man until the end and I really appreciate it, but the way it's shown make me think the MC want to shout out : "I'm a good guy!! I'M A GOOD GUY!!!", just like the other women in the room are like "Hmm... very impressive, you are an outstanding person".
Well, what I found outstanding is the judge who almost congratulate the MC for killing his own father... ("My honest opinion is you should be proud of yourself")
The dialogues are just... pfff. "Yeah I know you were reserved because of your father and didn't think about having a relashionship with someone, but maybe now you can spread your wings and compensate for what you missed" etc
Who talks/thinks like that?! Fuck, am I still in the intro? When can I start the game?
The dev wants to give us too much information: "As you know, I'm an orphan, parents died in a car accident when I was four, I was raised by your grandma until I was 16, when your parents wanted to get married, they moved here, my life had the same path as their, which led me to meet Angela, your gandma is one of the four horsemen of the city (what the fuck did I just read?), as you already know (again), that stone tablet from egypt you had to bring over was for your mom" Duuuuuude, where did that came from?!
Fuck, that part of the dialogue between MC and his friend was just epic.
When you start a sentence with " As you know " you already failed. And here, you used it twice, dev! Twice!! If the MC already knows, no need to tell him.
Besides, why she started by : " As you know "? Because the MC clearly didn't know about that, he was like " My grandmother is that powerful? ". Later, that same friend even said " now let me catch you up to the details about your family ". So, yeah, the MC didn't know.
But... again... " Your grandma is powerful, but Queen is a lot more powerful, when we were on a mission, Queen sent you to work with Ginger (who the fuck is Ginger) and I worked with your grandma, I promised her to monitor you, I saw your mom, since she divorced your father, her life became awesome (that's always good to hear how your mother enjoy her life without her son) and your sister turned 18!
And after that, the MC asks " why did you come with me " and the friend shout out : " BECAUSE I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU!! " and then, the MC answers her with a
perfect poker face!!
I was soooo dead! His face was like "Meehh... okay... don't give a shit". Did the MC just have a stroke during that love confession?
Seriously, look at that epic face :
After that, you have some epic sentences, like this one:
Girl, there is no " aura " with that camera's angle. He's just look like a fucking idiot.
The dialogues with "General Khan" (no comment...) are priceless, too.
He wants to recruit MC just because the way MC had cut his father's throat was better than a surgeon. Yes, we are at that level. And he almost wets his pants when the MC told him it was because he saw it in a video game.
And dude, that vilain's sentence :" We can finally kill that bitch Queen and this city will finally be m... ours." (Looks like the General didn't get his cereals this morning)
All the girls are just sooooo much in love with the MC, and for the new ones, it doesn't takes long. MC is outstanding, MC deserves happiness, the number one mercenary in the world, 100% success rate, Glory to MC! Even the so powerfull Queen is like "It it's for you, I will turn the entire world upside down if you need it".
But then I have a question, if Queen is that powerful, with her organisation and all, why she didn't take care of MC's abusive father? Everyone is so fond of MC and so powerful, why nobody helped him?
A girl, Rose, was like "why didn't you wait a little longer so we could take care of him?" and that's funny because just before, they planned to kill the "General Khan", like "I will sent her tomorrow to kill him", so it's seems pretty easy to kill someone, right?
Then, why waitting years to kill the father? (the MC had 12 when Queen found him in the hospital or something like that, and now he's is 23)
I have nothing against a story where the MC can get everything and everyone he wants super easily. Call that luck, karma, whatever you want. I have no problem with that. That's why he is the MC of a harem story, after all.
But here :
Mia :"BECAUSE I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU" (1 girlfriend)
Queen :" I talked to Mia this morning. What took so long to make a move on her and when is it my turn?" (2 girlfriends)
Rose :"What I wanted to say is that I really need you". MC:" is that a confession?","should I add you to the list?" Rose:"Sure, why not" (yeah, why not, 3 girlfriends)
Cassy :" You are an amazing person and I would love to have a place in your heart" (don't worry girl, it's open bar now, 4 girlfriends)
Just in 10 minutes! I haven't even seen his mother or his sister yet! Now I understand why the music in the background is so "speed".
No time to build relashionships! I need girlfriends! NOW! And when I'll met my mom, grandma and sister, that Mia surprisingly knows a lot about them but never took the time to tell me until now, I'll let them 3 minutes to fall in love with me!!
Seriously... if someone farts, someone else will says it's stinks. If the MC farts, BOOM, 30 new girls will be in love with him. Even Jasmine, who just met him a few minutes ago, almost thinks he's a God now!
When MC sees his sister and her friend Aiko (because, yes, you always need japanese girls in a AVN, it's against the rules not to have at least one) for the first time, these two are already in love with him.
The meeting with the Dean Anderson, I was like :"Dam, that shit escaladed quicly"
Same thing with Ginger (who really is one, but I think her nickname would have been weird if she had been blonde).
Etc...
Well, at least, I have some good hope for the family! In other games, it always takes too much time, but with this game, I'm sure in the next update, we can fuck them all! (if not, I would be so disappointed)
Queen had a plan for the MC. It took 10 years for that plan! What if the MC had some mortal disease or get an accident or get killed in a mission during that time?
It reminds me the game "Love MorteM" when the MC's wife cheated on him so the MC will have a shitty life and... 15 years later, he will have no choice but accept a job from her! FIFTEEN FUCKING YEARS LATER!! NO, I WILL NEVER BE DONE WITH THAT!!
And when the MC told her about the... "General Khan", she was like :" THIS SON OF A BITCH WILL PAY FOR THAT!!!", but the very next sentence (for the MC) was :"You know I will allow you to fuck me like a little bitch, just say so."
Eeeeh... When the MC or his friends are talking about Queen, you think of her as some kind of big shot, but then she comes and you realize you were so wrong...
Another epic scene is when the MC and his mom (who really lived well without him, that bitch) have a conversation:
Mom : I have a friend who's a psychotherapist, go to see her, please.
MC : No need for that kind of stuff.
Mom : Do it for me, please.
MC : Hm... I see where I got my determination from.
Seriously, bro? I bet you say "No" a second time, she will drop it forever. Even a colander has more determination to retain water.
The scene with the father (in MC's mind)
The MC is like "I forgive you, old man, what you did was evil, but sometimes we cannot control what we do".
Yeah sure, MC was tortured by him all these years, but let's forgive him in two seconds, it's not like he ruined MC's life after all...
I read shit like his dad tried to protect him from... I don't know, but it clearly was not from himself... And why only the MC? What about the sister, Emma?
I don't remember why the step mom married the dad, but I guess if she didn't, it would have been totally the same.
The scene with the police.
Chester :"Hey, Aria, there is a very dangerous criminal (the MC), go arrest him, and after that, shoot in to death.
Aria:"Yes, sir".
Also Aria : "Mia is a highly decorated police officer, which furthermore gives me a reaon to think that Chester is corrupted"
Really? That's the reason you think he is corrupt?! Not because he just ordered you to freely kill a civilian?!! You goddam braindead shit!
But for me, the best is, of course, when the mom (Susan) and the step-mom (Rachel) met each other...
In short:
Rachel:"Ohhh Susan, my so precious friend that I know for so long!"
Susan:"Ohhh Rachel, the friend I'm so close with! So, you are the step-mom of my own son!! So it was my ex-husband you married! Hahahaha! Small world!"
You see that scene, and then, you realize the dev gave up.
How is that even possible, in this fucking world, if they are SOOOOO FUCKING CLOSE to each other, that Susan never knew that Rachel married John, AND BECAME THE GODDAM FUCKING STEP MOM OF HER SUPER FRIEND'S ONLY OWN DAM SON!!!
Is Mia was too busy to ever tell them?
Is Rachel didn't recognize the address or even the house when she went to see the MC, before bumping into her soooooooo close friend?!
FUCK!
This game is just a miracle. It was like watching a soap opera.
I, of course, noticed Britney's family secret. Normally, I would say something like "lesbian ntr-vibe" and shit... but, honetly, at this point, is it even worth mentioning?
Anyway, I stop here.
Good day to you all.
