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Traffic jam on Macy street. It's cramped. No cumming through on the Tunnel.
Escape routes are over Denise Boulevard or Brooke Street!
Constructions on Denise Boulevard but if you have time you can make it through. Lucky hours ahead.
All free on Brooke street tough.
Now the world of sports.
The team Chunky Chicas have handed a crushing defeat towards the team "Office Ladies" in the international Rugby contest.
Experts said while the "Office Ladies" tackled way harder and better, the "Chunky Chicas" played for the long game and tired the "Office Ladies" out who blew their load early on and had no reserves for the second half of the game.
Sports correspondant "Macy Bananas" when asked to comment on the topic: "My last Name is not Bananas. WTF? Fuck you and fuck them. Is that thing on? I rip your head off. You supposed to tell me when we go live"
We seem to have technical issues with Macy Bananas we will continue on this another time.
Now the weather with "Denise Banana"
Heavy rain so you better cuddle up cause temperatures are falling over the weekend.
Monday starts with sunshine and raising temperatures. Good weather for hiking.
If you decide to go for a hike beware.
Bears have been spotted. Make sure you got a bear licking defender with you.
Bear licking attacks have risen in the past weeks so we highly advice to dress accordingly and use protection.
Enjoy your weekend.
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