If we ever get real stab wounds, they better function as fuckable orifices.
God, don't even suggest it. It'll absolutely happen, and it'll be so horribly programmed that every NPC will have like 30 placeholder wounds baked into their data that needs to be loaded and calculated every update loop. And somehow every single one will have like 9 different way-too-large variables to calculate the depth, width, elasticity, capacity (because you need to calculate and store that constantly, separate from the values that give you it) bloodiness, blood type, blood flavor, blood owner, and a bunch of other stupid, incredibly pointless shit.
I fucking hate this because I could absolutely see it happen