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It doesn't matter.

AVN fantasy world or not, I'd never have a fictional club in a biker porn game go to war with an actual club.
The story is already so great as a standalone piece. The sense of realism is already there with the cartel, corrupt politicians, corrupt cops, corrupt prison system.. hell even the backdrop of the high desert it doesn't need much else to be honest.
 

Avaron1974

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So many people saying they are bikers here.

I too once rode upon a BMX, achieving moderate speeds downhill on very dangerous roads of upper middle class streets. Every time we rode we lived in fear of our lives for if one of the eagle eyed curtain twitchers that lived near us had told our parents, we would have suffered a strict telling off.

I even wore a faux leather jacket. I wanted a real one but this was before we lived with our aunt and our older sister was one of the weird vegans that shoted at the mere mention of a burger. If i'd brought real leather home I would never hear the end of her whining and regular conversation with her was irritating enough.

Oh yes, I was .... what do the morons on TikTok call them ... "badass boss bitch" I believe ..... I even once did a full on armed robbery. Oh yes. I held up my uncle with a water balloon in exchange for the Mars Bar he was holding.

If anyone dare challenge me I shall have to cause severe pain.......... by finding a man to defend my honour.
 

FatGiant

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So many people saying they are bikers here.

I too once rode upon a BMX, achieving moderate speeds downhill on very dangerous roads of upper middle class streets. Every time we rode we lived in fear of our lives for if one of the eagle eyed curtain twitchers that lived near us had told our parents, we would have suffered a strict telling off.

I even wore a faux leather jacket. I wanted a real one but this was before we lived with our aunt and our older sister was one of the weird vegans that shoted at the mere mention of a burger. If i'd brought real leather home I would never hear the end of her whining and regular conversation with her was irritating enough.

Oh yes, I was .... what do the morons on TikTok call them ... "badass boss bitch" I believe ..... I even once did a full on armed robbery. Oh yes. I held up my uncle with a water balloon in exchange for the Mars Bar he was holding.

If anyone dare challenge me I shall have to cause severe pain.......... by finding a man to defend my honour.
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duckydoodoo

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Oh yes, I was .... what do the morons on TikTok call them ... "badass boss bitch" I believe ..... I even once did a full on armed robbery. Oh yes. I held up my uncle with a water balloon in exchange for the Mars Bar he was holding.
Wait, when you were a kid, was that pre or post rapid multi filling water balloons?
Cause you are only a hardcore killer if you've filled 100+ water balloons one at a time, in one sitting.
These are facts.
 

FatGiant

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Wait, when you were a kid, was that pre or post rapid multi filling water balloons?
Cause you are only a hardcore killer if you've filled 100+ water balloons one at a time, in one sitting.
These are facts.
As long as they aren't the type of balloons we found on the alley behind our houses when I was 6 and sister was 4... Mother laughed while trying to scold us.

Took me many years to understand why.

Peace :eek:
 

motseer

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So many people saying they are bikers here.

I too once rode upon a BMX, achieving moderate speeds downhill on very dangerous roads of upper middle class streets. Every time we rode we lived in fear of our lives for if one of the eagle eyed curtain twitchers that lived near us had told our parents, we would have suffered a strict telling off.

I even wore a faux leather jacket. I wanted a real one but this was before we lived with our aunt and our older sister was one of the weird vegans that shoted at the mere mention of a burger. If i'd brought real leather home I would never hear the end of her whining and regular conversation with her was irritating enough.

Oh yes, I was .... what do the morons on TikTok call them ... "badass boss bitch" I believe ..... I even once did a full on armed robbery. Oh yes. I held up my uncle with a water balloon in exchange for the Mars Bar he was holding.

If anyone dare challenge me I shall have to cause severe pain.......... by finding a man to defend my honour.
Once again demonstrating why,
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Avaron1974

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Wait, when you were a kid, was that pre or post rapid multi filling water balloons?
Cause you are only a hardcore killer if you've filled 100+ water balloons one at a time, in one sitting.
These are facts.
Now I feel I missed out on something.

We only had a couple of water balloons. Me and my twinsy stole them from our cousin when he wasn't looking. Marvel at our heist skills.
 

duckydoodoo

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Consider me marveled at your heist skills. And the only thing you missed out on was the rainbow of color on the spigot left behind by the bands of all the water balloons that popped while you were still filling them.
 

c3p0

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As long as they aren't the type of balloons we found on the alley behind our houses when I was 6 and sister was 4... Mother laughed while trying to scold us.

Took me many years to understand why.

Peace :eek:
Just to be sure, sometimes I can be great at not seeing the obvious: Adult waterballons?
 
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Skep-tiker

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Dunno, there might enough of ex military on this thread it would be possible.
have I ever told you the story how I was on guard duty for barracks in bumfuck nowhere on a boring Tuesday in September, when we suddenly got 'this is not a drill' orders to gear up to full combat equipment and prepare for base defense? Goodbye Fatigues and P8, hello flak vest, helmet and G3. ...
 

cxx

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Which could have more than a little to do with the pain induced by actual clubs...
and HA is/was registered trademark all over the world, even Marvel UK had to change name of it's comic after HA contacted them.
 
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