VN Ren'Py Abandoned Midlife Crisis [v0.34 - v0.1 Dark] [Nefastus Games]

[Cartageno]

I mean the MC's dick is even just above average size, yet everyone acts like it's the biggest thing ever seen.

Since I had fun with one of these before, I took a pic with visible body and flaccid dong. The best I got was this:



Now I took Gimp and measured top of the head to sole of his right foot and got 1042 pixels. Root of dick to tip (as far as visible) 123 pixels. If we assume, that MC is 1.80m/5'11" tall (a bit on the short side nowadays but at his age he might have shrunk a bit), then his masterpiece would be 21.2cm/8.3". Average length of a flaccid penis is 2.6 inches ... so it's roughly three times that. Even porn stars are estimated to "only" have 7-8 inches (no reliable study exists apparently, wonder why). So he even narrowly beats them.

We are completely corrupted by all the games which put every slider to the max. This easily can be the biggest they've ever seen in real life, especially the girls. (Similar things happen when we think of "tiny" boobs in these games - they might be well above average in real life).

Edit: corrected a number, see follow up post by jaw1986baby for which and why.

 

[jaw1986baby]

Now I took Gimp and measured top of the head to sole of his right foot and got 1042 pixels. Root of dick to tip (as far as visible) 123 pixels. If we assume, that MC is 1.80m/6'11" tall (a bit on the short side nowadays but at his age he might have shrunk a bit),

Slightly incorrect conversion
You likely meant 5'11" which is 2 inches ABOVE the average worldwide

 

[Yngling]

My only complaint is how the MC is written as such a dope. I always took it as the dev's way of making sure this in no way represents RL...like at all...so far from the realm of anything possible for such a MC to have what's going on that it's laughable. I mean the MC's dick is even just above average size, yet everyone acts like it's the biggest thing ever seen. I took that also as the dev's attempt to make this as unrealistic as possible to keep it as just fantasy.

That's a good summary of everything that makes this game great!

This game doesn't take itself too seriously and because of that, it get's away with stuff that would be sub-par in a more realistically intended game

 

[Cartageno]

Slightly incorrect conversion
You likely meant 5'11" which is 2 inches ABOVE the average worldwide

I indeed meant 5'11" - a typo, thanks. (At 6'11" he would be fit for one of those basketball games) And yeah, I took the averages from my country (which I know to at least have been 1.83m not too long ago) but for dicks I had to google, so that comparison isn't entirely valid. Still by no means close to average.

 

[HornyyPussy]

I indeed meant 5'11" - a typo, thanks. (At 6'11" he would be fit for one of those basketball games) And yeah, I took the averages from my country (which I know to at least have been 1.83m not too long ago) but for dicks I had to google, so that comparison isn't entirely valid. Still by no means close to average.

1.83 works for dicks as well..........

 

[Karana]

Now I took Gimp and measured top of the head to sole of his right foot and got 1042 pixels. Root of dick to tip (as far as visible) 123 pixels. If we assume, that MC is 1.80m/5'11" tall (a bit on the short side nowadays but at his age he might have shrunk a bit), then his masterpiece would be 21.2cm/8.3". Average length of a flaccid penis is 2.6 inches ... so it's roughly three times that. Even porn stars are estimated to "only" have 7-8 inches (no reliable study exists apparently, wonder why). So he even narrowly beats them.

Thank you, math wizard. Your dedication to the science of dick measuring does not go unappreciated.

 

[jjjjj1076701]

Does the Dark version have the MC actually follow through with the whole intimidation scene with Sarah?

 

[FourtySix&2]

Great job on the dark version. I hope you will continue with it

 

[lemonfreak]

Does the Dark version have the MC actually follow through with the whole intimidation scene with Sarah?

The 'Dark Version' is an excercise for breaking through writer's block and mainly re-uses existing scenes with new dialogue

Dark is an overstatement, it'd be more accurate to call it 'Realistic Reaction in a Pre #MeToo World' version

 

[The Nut1138]

I agree the corruption tag shouldn't be a tag for this game, though the daughters I guess needed a day or so to take the final step. My only complaint is how the MC is written as such a dope. I always took it as the dev's way of making sure this in no way represents RL...like at all...so far from the realm of anything possible for such a MC to have what's going on that it's laughable. I mean the MC's dick is even just above average size, yet everyone acts like it's the biggest thing ever seen. I took that also as the dev's attempt to make this as unrealistic as possible to keep it as just fantasy.
Regardless, I love the game and look forward to more updates!

I think the corruption tag is for the wife. She's very traditional at first, but as you persuade her, her arguments start breaking down, she is willing to try new things, and then she even starts becoming excited at the prospect of something she was once wholly against.

 

[Master of Puppets]

Does the Dark version have the MC actually follow through with the whole intimidation scene with Sarah?

From a certain point of view.

It's a different story entirely, not one branching off from the canon story, but it is him responding to her teasing him by assaulting her.

 

[95zuser99031]

Dark version was fun, I want more.

 

[Draakaap23]

Dark version was fun to play through, but that MC does not gel with the one from the normal game. Those characters clash hard. I feel like this might have altered the way I'll look at the 'normal' MC in the normal game.

 

[Yaltus]

great game i´m always waiting for an update sorry to hear about the writers block but if it leads you to a darker branch then is kind of welcome i guess

 

[Echoic]

Loved the dark branch

 

[RandyTyr]

Dark version was fun to play through, but that MC does not gel with the one from the normal game. Those characters clash hard. I feel like this might have altered the way I'll look at the 'normal' MC in the normal game.

Thanks for confirming my hunch to avoid the dark version. I don't necessarily mind such content, but I don't want to risk tainting my impression of the MC.

 

[Snugglepuff]

I agree the corruption tag shouldn't be a tag for this game

Considering what the MC has been able to get his own wife, the mother of his two lovely daughters to do with just one of their daughters friends, and her own niece and sister-in-law... That tag is very much deserved.

 

[bunyesz1000]

I really like the dark story!

 

[jaw1986baby]

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The...hey wait it's actually sunday update

So this one will be short but sweet. Update is almost done. Should be released this week, but if not then next sundays update will be a release not an update...if that makes sense. It does in my head. Anywho, what I am trying to say without actually saying it, is release this week for sure.

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[Stil996]

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The...hey wait it's actually sunday update

So this one will be short but sweet. Update is almost done. Should be released this week, but if not then next sundays update will be a release not an update...if that makes sense. It does in my head. Anywho, what I am trying to say without actually saying it, is release this week for sure.

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Will this be the swingers party?