CREATE YOUR AI CUM SLUT ON CANDY.AI TRY FOR FREE
x

Viressa

Well-Known Member
May 24, 2018
1,522
3,208
If I were writing this game I'd have responded to the backlash against Caroline mentioning that she's had sex before... literally only twice... by writing her character going forward as constantly bringing up increasingly ridiculous and implausible stories of past sexual encounters.

"Did you know that you can get free food at McDonalds if you just blow the manager first? I haven't paid for anything there in years."

"This reminds me of the time I starred in that gangbang video, 'World Record: 700 Cocks in 700 seconds', you wanna watch it?"

"So this one time, I took a trip to clown college..."
 

bas

retired
Donor
Respected User
Former Staff
May 6, 2017
3,988
30,561
"Did you know that you can get free food at McDonalds if you just blow the manager first? I haven't paid for anything there in years."

"This reminds me of the time I starred in that gangbang video, 'World Record: 700 Cocks in 700 seconds', you wanna watch it?"

"So this one time, I took a trip to clown college..."
^ banned for stealing quotes from my autobiographical blog
 
Last edited:

RC-1138 Boss

Message Maven
Apr 26, 2017
13,493
20,288
If I were writing this game I'd have responded to the backlash against Caroline mentioning that she's had sex before... literally only twice... by writing her character going forward as constantly bringing up increasingly ridiculous and implausible stories of past sexual encounters.

"Did you know that you can get free food at McDonalds if you just blow the manager first? I haven't paid for anything there in years."

"This reminds me of the time I starred in that gangbang video, 'World Record: 700 Cocks in 700 seconds', you wanna watch it?"

"So this one time, I took a trip to clown college..."
I think the ammount of crying this could cause would be enough to double the number of pages in this thread. :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO:
 
  • Like
  • Haha
Reactions: Q Who and fried

Vordertur

Member
Jul 21, 2017
208
575
"So this one time, I took a trip to clown college..."
Caroline: "You know how people always ask 'How many clowns can actually fit into one of those tiny cars?'"

Player Character: "Um. No. People ask that?"

C: "All the time. It's one of those great mysteries of the universe that nobody's ever been able to figure out."

PC: "It... seems pretty straightforward, honestly, you just... find some clowns and start pushing?"

C: "Actually, it's not as simple as you might think. Clowns are notoriously difficult to herd. I speak from experience."

PC: "You have 'experience?' With... with what, Sis? Clowns?!"

C: "Mmmm hmm. You know what they say about a guy with big shoes..."

PC: "... no?"

C: "They have big feet."

PC: "Where are you going with this?"

C: "Big shoes means big feet. Big feet means..." (Frantically miming with her hands.) "I mean, that's what they say, anyhow."

PC: "Who's 'they?' What kind of weird degenerate says things like that?!"

C: "I don't know. It's just... you know... people. People say that sort of thing."

PC: "I worry about you and the 'people' you spend time with."

CN: "Whatever. By the way, it's 17. The number of clowns you can fit into one of those cars. I guess 18, if you count me."

PC: "..."
 

Viressa

Well-Known Member
May 24, 2018
1,522
3,208
Incidentally 17 is also the number of giant clown penises she could fit into her pussy at once before the bleeding started.
 
  • Like
Reactions: N7's Slut

Guss

Newbie
May 26, 2018
90
148
Well, Sarah is pretty much the most loyal (and naive) person in the world, so I don't think so.

As for Caroline.... Well, she talks about her ex every now and then, and according to some people that seems to be worse than cheating. So yeah, MC is sleeping around with everyone but Caroline is clearly the biggest slut here :rolleyes:
I tend to disagree, true, Sarah is young and still a virgin with her first "boyfriend" being the MC. Caroline on the other hand , She is in her mid to late 20's, she's had a few boyfriends and gained experience. I know of no woman that hasn't, that would be in her place. So, to call her a slut implies way to much, remember assumption is the mother of all fuck-ups.
 

megaplayboy10k

Well-Known Member
Apr 16, 2018
1,557
2,081
The "average" het male in the US sleeps with somewhere between 7 and 15 women, lifetime. The MC here is on track to hit that number in his senior year of high school, with a bunch of women who'd all be in the 85th to 99th percentile, conventional attractiveness wise.
 

TomberryDude

Well-Known Member
May 22, 2017
1,459
5,713
The "average" het male in the US sleeps with somewhere between 7 and 15 women, lifetime. The MC here is on track to hit that number in his senior year of high school, with a bunch of women who'd all be in the 85th to 99th percentile, conventional attractiveness wise.
Do you have a point to make?
 
3.80 star(s) 436 Votes