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^ banned for stealing quotes from my autobiographical blog
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Yes, if it was just for the images and animations i would just watch porn.
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I think the ammount of crying this could cause would be enough to double the number of pages in this thread.
- May 16, 2017
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You say that as if it would be a bad thing.I think the ammount of crying this could cause would be enough to double the number of pages in this thread.
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Maybe for the mod responsible to check this thread.You say that as if it would be a bad thing.
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You say that as if it would be a bad thing.
I will kill both of you.Maybe for the mod responsible to check this thread.
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^ banned for telling the truth
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Caroline: "You know how people always ask 'How many clowns can actually fit into one of those tiny cars?'"
Player Character: "Um. No. People ask that?"
C: "All the time. It's one of those great mysteries of the universe that nobody's ever been able to figure out."
PC: "It... seems pretty straightforward, honestly, you just... find some clowns and start pushing?"
C: "Actually, it's not as simple as you might think. Clowns are notoriously difficult to herd. I speak from experience."
PC: "You have 'experience?' With... with what, Sis? Clowns?!"
C: "Mmmm hmm. You know what they say about a guy with big shoes..."
PC: "... no?"
C: "They have big feet."
PC: "Where are you going with this?"
C: "Big shoes means big feet. Big feet means..." (Frantically miming with her hands.) "I mean, that's what they say, anyhow."
PC: "Who's 'they?' What kind of weird degenerate says things like that?!"
C: "I don't know. It's just... you know... people. People say that sort of thing."
PC: "I worry about you and the 'people' you spend time with."
CN: "Whatever. By the way, it's 17. The number of clowns you can fit into one of those cars. I guess 18, if you count me."
PC: "..."
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I tend to disagree, true, Sarah is young and still a virgin with her first "boyfriend" being the MC. Caroline on the other hand , She is in her mid to late 20's, she's had a few boyfriends and gained experience. I know of no woman that hasn't, that would be in her place. So, to call her a slut implies way to much, remember assumption is the mother of all fuck-ups.Well, Sarah is pretty much the most loyal (and naive) person in the world, so I don't think so.
As for Caroline.... Well, she talks about her ex every now and then, and according to some people that seems to be worse than cheating. So yeah, MC is sleeping around with everyone but Caroline is clearly the biggest slut here
The "average" het male in the US sleeps with somewhere between 7 and 15 women, lifetime. The MC here is on track to hit that number in his senior year of high school, with a bunch of women who'd all be in the 85th to 99th percentile, conventional attractiveness wise.
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Actually this is inaccurate. Average straight man has sex with 0.2 women over their lifetime. Hentai Georg, a porn game protagonist who lives at his mother's house and fucks 10,000 women a day, is an outlier and should not have been counted.