I heard ICSTOR was the head of an obscure Viking Nationalist terrorist organization in Laos called the Southeast Asia Visigoth Army. He was funneling all the money from Milfy City to build vomit bombs that his followers would hide in public toilets, and he accidentally blew off three of his fingers while trying to set one while simultaneously getting pleasure through a glory hole. Those just happened to be the fingers he used for rendering, so he had to sell the rights to the game off to the Venezuelan government otherwise they were going to blackmail him into a sex change operation performed by a still alive Hugo Chavez. The guy they forced at gunpoint to finish the game had terrible internet speeds, and he was robbed by the cartel while walking through the streets looking for a wifi signal. They took all the renders, but they had recently purchased Patreon on the down low, and were worried that uploading the updates would be a conflict of interest. They didn't want any legal trouble, so filmed a live action version of the game using Mexican soap opera stars, and then the footage was purchased by Disney and re-edited into a Marvel Series that they released in Japan under the title Tiny Man Creeps with Donkey Dick Ha Ha Paradise. It was too weird for the Japanese, so it was canceled after only 2 episodes aired. Meanwhile, ICSTOR ended up escaping Asia and just letting Hugo Chavez give him a sex change operation in exchange for being appointed Minister of Dairy.
That's what I heard anyway. Don't shoot the messenger.
That's what I heard anyway. Don't shoot the messenger.
