You mean the 2018 Christmas update? Yea thanks for making my exact point, idiot.Actually he does. He has a full blowjob threesome with Lily and Sara in the chritsmas update. Not canon either but 20 times bigger than the secrets cards you are making a scandal out of it, those 5 renders that acording to your words "are most of the update".
"Oh Brutus, you are an honoroble man."