A brief history on the term MILF-1999 was the year the term first came to public knowledge, thanks to the cinematic masterpiece known as American Pie. During a party attended by high school kids 2 young gents made the remark that the party hosts mother was rather attractive. 2 more young fellows agreed and one of them states that said mother is a milf. "What's a Milf?" asked one of the young gents. "Mother I'd like to fuck!" replied the guy who stated the term. So, I am sorry to point out to you, that indeed the M in milf does stand for mother. If you don't like the definition I would suggest coming up with a new term the world can latch on to. Go ahead. We'll wait.