Ren'Py Completed Milfy City [v1.0e] [ICSTOR]

[DatBoit]

What I don't understand is how the fuck ISCTOR could say "I hope to be able to release the game in August", when he can't even do it in September. That is the worst fucking estimation I've ever seen. It should have been abundantly clear that there was no chance of that ever happening. Of course, people are going to get upset by those shitty attempts at making a deadline.

But then he still proceeds by going around and playing the victim; "Oh, look at poor me, receiving negative comments", when he has no one else to blame but himself and his lazy development team. It's extremely obvious that if you set certain deadlines you aim for, people are going to expect you to hit them, or at least just miss by a small margin. ICSTOR, though, misses by one and a half months. Naturally, people are going to call you out on in, when you give no fucking hint whatsoever at why it has happened.

And then you see a bunch of people defending him, or rather; excusing him, because of the update size or "quality before quantity". Well, here's the fucking thing; you don't manage deadlines by cutting quality, rather by managing scope. He could have said "Fuck the neighbour content, I'll chuck it in the next update, which of course will take longer, but at least my paying patrons will have something to entertain themselves with until then". But no, instead he keeps putting himself in an awful position to succeed, and then has the audactiy to complain about perfectly reasonable criticisms of how he has handled this.

I will NEVER be a patron of ICSTOR again. This has been so unprofessional of him, and I find it extremely provoking that he shows no sign of empathy for the people that have supported him month after month, just looking for a simple explanation for what's going on. That's my opinion anyways. Don't @ me.

 

[SubtleHustle]

Unlike that other guy, I’m actually from the future. Here’s what really happens:

- Congress decides to settle the Trump impeachment thing with a high stakes pie eating contest involving all members of both houses, but it degenerates into a massive barf-o-rama when AOC pre-game chugs a bottle of castor oil to get back at Nancy Pelosi.

- Vladimir Putin promotes a bunch of white supremacists into his government and decides to save western civilization by nuking Germany and Western Europe. Trump nukes large portions of Africa and South America in an attempt to get revenge on the white supremacists.

- Despite dangerous levels of vomit and nuclear holocausts, ICSTOR manages to release a Milfy City Halloween special with approximately six minutes of playtime. The October release is, naturally, delayed for this.

- The release is rescheduled for late November, but is postponed to release a Thanksgiving mini-game involving Bob, the gremlin, and a turkey baster.

- Trump, acting on advice from his son Barron, tweets angrily at ICSTOR and, in a phone call with Italy’s new PM Salvini, threatens to put tariffs on Italian exports unless his government investigates the recurring delays in the Milfy City release. Democratic primary candidates respond heatedly, with Warren commenting “Me pay heapum big wampum in Patreon subscription”, Sanders screaming about “fatcats smoking cigars while young twin sisters struggle” as he flails his arms, and Biden making excited groping motions with his hands whenever Sara is mentioned.

- ICSTOR promises a December release as global media begins a concerted campaign against “incestcels” and their online campaign of misogyny and racist terrorism.

- After a series of mass shootings during the holiday season, before which the perpetrators posted anti-ICSTOR manifestos on the online hive of villainy and terrorism known as F95, Patreon pulls the plug on all erotic games, including Milfy City, just days before ICSTOR’s scheduled release. ICSTOR is extradited from Italy and forced to testify in front of a Congressional hearing, while the evil website F95 is seized and shutdown by the Department of Justice and the FBI conducts raids on its most prominent posters.

- Merry Christmas. See you in 2020!

I love it!

You really had me at “Me pay heapum big wampum in Patreon subscription”

 

[trynd]

Hmmm... do I go with the "you all keep saying writing is easy, wish you'd all applied when I was hiring writers at my workplace, woulda made the search a whole lot simpler" sarcastic response or instead the "as a professional writer myself, I look forward to having so many talented writers join the profession and show us how easy it really is" approach?

writing is easy, its just a shit profession and you need pretty good luck to make it big writing. why be a writer when you can work in law medicine or economics? more people write as a hobby than a job.

 

[fffffffffffk]

As someone who is a writer, you're full of shit. The bible has roughly 800,000 words in it. You expect us to believe that a porn game has 8% of the content of the bible in it just for three characters? I'm sorry, but no. Most people have written essays, short stories and so on in their lives. We all have a general grasp on word count thanks to a crazy little thing called school. He's inflating the numbers and hoping no one will notice, and if he's not then he's wasting time puffing up the game with meaningless dialogue. It's a story about a family with women who all inexplicably want to fuck their extremely generic white guy son/brother. It would take a hell of a stretch for those figures to be accurate and not a massive waste of time.

60K words for 2K renders means 30 words for every render. I hate to break it to you, but that's not even a full ren'py textbox. He's writing a porn game about a tenant fucking his landlady and roommates, not a scientific tractate.

 

[Dooble]

I don't think anyone cares for neighbor content. It you did care at some point you probably don't now. At least you could have added some bonus scenes with a main girl, there's probably some teases but you could straight up replace the neighbors crap with development of other characters. Bite my tounge if there is, but just take out that cliche neighbor crap. The neighbors are gonna end up being some weird pervy family (not unlike the MC) and the MC is gonna catch em doing weird crap and join them or some crap...over done plot line....unless I'm wrong then correct me so.

 

[Evangelion-01]

60K words for 2K renders means 30 words for every render. I hate to break it to you, but that's not even a full ren'py textbox. He's writing a porn game about a tenant fucking his landlady and roommates, not a scientific tractate.

Gotta admit I am not happy about the next announcement of delay and even less for this excuse which includes a shorting of content...
But let's wait for destroying how little to nothing there actually is about these scenes.
I suspect that some or more renders are actually planned for 2-3 pic animation, which means no text for several renders.
I doubt we'll get a whole novel with the Update, but we'll see how little it is WHEN it arrives (sadly I am not to confident it actually happens in duo time)

I don't think anyone cares for neighbor content. It you did care at some point you probably don't now. At least you could have added some bonus scenes with a main girl, there's probably some teases but you could straight up replace the neighbors crap with development of other characters. Bite my tounge if there is, but just take out that cliche neighbor crap. The neighbors are gonna end up being some weird pervy family (not unlike the MC) and the MC is gonna catch em doing weird crap and join them or some crap...over done plot line....unless I'm wrong then correct me so.

The neighbors mom already proofed she is into spanking and make her daughter eat her out later... so yeah rather kinky that one.
Also he probably only announced the neighbor content to justify his previous delay report

 

[Ventry]

Boy, if I have a coin for every complain I read in this TOPIC...

 

[Evangelion-01]

Boy, if I have a coin for every complain I read in this TOPIC... View attachment 412484

And here I thought you'd claim something like "I'd be the highest tier Supporter of ICStor"
But a BJ is always better... so who cares

 

[Agent York Morgan]

My $5 contribution every thirty days isn't a large enough sum to make me feel milked. It's like buying a lottery ticket. I'm just throwing it out there hoping that it's the month I hit the jackpot.

I really don't think that people are mad because of the money.

It doesn't matter if it's $5 or $50 a month, a cheeseburger or a lottery ticket.

It's a matter of principle.

People appreciate honesty and transparency. That goes a long way. Had he been more open, there would be less backlash.
But he doesn't like to communicate much, that's fine. He should be able to deal with the negative comments then, or at least understand them.

 

[dirty36]

It's been so long, maybe a good thing, I will have to start over and it will seem as I am playing for the first time. Of course if update actually Cumms…..

 

[Kezza Hearts]

Question, will us pirates be getting the game the same day as the $25 patreons? Considering everything that's happened, or will we have to wait for that to go before we get it?

 

[RedGlow]

Question, will us pirates be getting the game the same day as the $25 patreons? Considering everything that's happened, or will we have to wait for that to go before we get it?

You can always pay 25$ to dev and share with us. Think about it.. You will be legendary pirate.

 

[trynd]

I don't think anyone cares for neighbor content. It you did care at some point you probably don't now. At least you could have added some bonus scenes with a main girl, there's probably some teases but you could straight up replace the neighbors crap with development of other characters. Bite my tounge if there is, but just take out that cliche neighbor crap. The neighbors are gonna end up being some weird pervy family (not unlike the MC) and the MC is gonna catch em doing weird crap and join them or some crap...over done plot line....unless I'm wrong then correct me so.

adding neighbors instead of sara content (or literally any character who was already in the story) is the most retarded shit ever. but alas, more content stalling of main chars from devs who do nothing but milk their patrons.

 

[Dyatlov]

Boy, if I have a coin for every complain I read in this TOPIC... View attachment 412484

Anyone know where this image is from ? is it a fan made thing ?

 

[Irgendwie Irgendwo]

Anyone know where this image is from ? is it a fan made thing ?

This is one of the secret cards that can be found ingame and viewed behind your computer.

 

[Redgy]

I really don't think that people are mad because of the money.

It doesn't matter if it's $5 or $50 a month, a cheeseburger or a lottery ticket.

It's a matter of principle.

 

[someoneanonymous]

Did he say that missing renders were and this has caused more delays? This guy is unbelievable with his promises. Didn't he JUST promise no more fuck ups in his post apologizing for all of his fuck ups?

"I promise that this is the last delay and we’ll try to release the updates every 2-3months just as it used to be. "

LOL yep - the missing renders are all of the content he hasn't been working on for the past year while milking his sheep (ahem.. patrons, paying customers) for the past year.

Of course you have missing renders when you're not working on it! Its called "NOT DONE"

 

[someoneanonymous]

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I started pledging in February for this content and received zero updates. Even if what he saying is true, there is no value in giving $10 a month and receiving nothing in return. Might as well wait until someone uploads the update to this site.

At this point you've paid $60 - enough for a AAA release. So yep at this point you've paid the full price of a AAA game and should be able to just download it.

 

[Deleted member 1644897]

LOL yep - the missing renders are all of the content he hasn't been working on for the past year while milking his sheep (ahem.. patrons, paying customers) for the past year.

Of course you have missing renders when you're not working on it! Its called "NOT DONE"

But he tests these "Not Done"

 

[someoneanonymous]

It's not gay as long as you don't do eye contact lol

No no no... you've got it all wrong. It's only gay if the balls touch.