A very poor game, with some decent lovely, if completely stupid moments.
Outside of the decent models and easy access to sex, which gives this game the status of "ok fap material", there isn't much here. And the fap material is not that great either.
## The story
The story is nothing special, the premise is "you might as well have a magic cock". It's not magic-magic, but the way everyone just wants some SUCC as soon as they meet you, it might as well be.
Ok, so everyone wants to instantly fuck you, like instantly. And everyone. Mkay, I can live with that, so what's not to like? Well, most of the text is not worth reading. Half of the day is you sitting in your bed, recapping what has just happened. But there's no new insight here, it's literally telling me everything I already know, again.
Ok, so almost half of the text in this game can be discarded, what else? Well, you have "get to know sessions" where you ask 7-12 questions to a character. It's basically completely pointless. Most of it you already know, what is new isn't interesting, and the scene is not skipable, you have to ask all these inane questions.
With that, half of the text in the game is pointless. So how's the story? Not great. It's cute and lovely. It warms my soul. Then it makes me enable "skip unseen text" to get over the pointless exposition.
## The sex!
Easy to access yet sparse. Everyone wants your cock, so no effort to fuck people, but there isn't that much fucking. An ocean of pointless text that very slowly advances, what I hesitantly call a "story", or maybe "the narrative".
While it's beautiful, in the heartwarming sense, it's not that great, and there's not enough of it. Despite this being a "having your harem, and eating it too" kind of deal, the sex is not enough to push this game to 4 stars.
Yes, I said 4 stars. This would have been a 3 star game, if there either were no paths, or if the second path even fucking existed.
## FAKE PATHS, FAKE CHOICES, FAKE PLAYER AGENCY
The game has choices, or so it says. But it doesn't. It has "do it my way, or fucking don't play the game" options. You either act as an inhuman puppet who does what the walkthrough dictates, or you act as human would act, and get no porn ... in a porn game.
But mr. reviewer, it's stated clearly that the second path is not done yet and will be added later!
Yeah, I actually do not believe that for a single second. Why have the option? Why not grey it out? Why not make it red? Why not explain ingame that it's a "TODO"? Why is it there in then first place? and why is it already kinda implemented with stupid stuff like the TV going "why didn't you fuck your sister, u gay m8?", and "This weekend sucks. If my slut sister would be sucking pee from my cock like it were a straw, then maybe it'd be fun" (I'm paraphrasing). Someone spent time implementing this. It's clearly the dev doesn't approve that path, so why fucking have it?
## Conclusion
There are way better games on the site, why waste time with this?
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Even after a revisit, it does not stand up. I hoped with time, maybe it would get better. but this is bottom of the barrel writing and gameplay.
It's not buggy is the highest compliment I can give the game.