jamdan

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Sumodeine

Wait. I was right? Really?

Good lord, i guess im a penis expert now. Wait...is this about Taylor's dick or the other guys dick being too small for VT? Both?



Anyways....lets look at more instagrams!!
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Avaron1974

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Now I know I've written a lot for this game and I honestly don't remember every piece of dialogue but I don't think Taylor has ever bragged about his dick size to anyone. Doesn't sound like something he'd do. Where are you getting this from?
I think it's when he goes around introducing himself as Don Kiddick.

Say it fast, you'll get it.
 

alominus

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Now I know I've written a lot for this game and I honestly don't remember every piece of dialogue but I don't think Taylor has ever bragged about his dick size to anyone. Doesn't sound like something he'd do. Where are you getting this from?



Damn jamdan. Hell of an analysis! I've equal parts impressed and weirded out ;)
Mate, you might want to go through your text again, cause Nikki does it at least once. Check the scene where Molly is drawing the MC. The MC is a "grower"! His dick grows a lot when it gets hard! And it never was about the MC bragging. I never said that. It was about him being called big by females. Like a girl would call a 4-5 inch dick big ever, unless they live in Asia.
 
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Avaron1974

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Mate, you might want to go through your text again, cause Nikki does it at least once. Check the scene where Molly is drawing the MC. The MC is a "grower"! His dick grows a lot when it gets hard!
Girls say that to guys to make them feel good in the moment.

Whenever a girl says "I love you big cock" what she's really thinking is "I wonder if that dress is still on sale".

When she says your the best fuck she's had, she means that day.
 

Sumodeine

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Mate, you might want to go through your text again, cause Nikki does it at least once. Check the scene where Molly is drawing the MC. The MC is a "grower"! His dick grows a lot when it gets hard! And it never was about the MC bragging. I never said that. It was about him being called big by females. Like a girl would call a 4-5 inch dick big ever, unless they live in Asia.
Nikki calling Taylor a grower isn't at all the same thing as her saying "Oh my God, you're dick is so big". She's stating that his dick does indeed grow a lot when erect, when compared to it's flaccid state.
This is opposed to a show-er, where the a gentleman's flaccid penis is large, but it doesn't grow that much when erect. In this world, there are growers and showers. The majority of men are growers. I never thought I'd have to explain this to someone in an adult gaming forum the same way Nikki has to explain it to Molly the virgin, yet here we are.

Nikki's been through enough dicks that she would never think Taylor is working with anything more than average to above average size.

And yes, I'm sure you dick is way bigger than Taylor's and all the girls love you and you have all the sex. We got it, chief.
 

jamdan

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Well, I don't know about you guys but im a grower and a shower. Yep, 99th percentile rocket propelled dick right here, ladies :cool:
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anyways, since Taylor is an 88th percentile dick warrior. I think that puts him solidly (heh) in the "Big, but not huge category". He is probably ideal, the most popular dildo size is 6.5 inches long and 5 inches in girth. Long enough to go deep/get good angles with but not long enough to poke a hole in your stomach and girthy enough to fill you up but not hurt.

"The Tiny's "
35th and below

"The Smalls and Low Average"
45-35th is below average to small

"Average Joe"
45-55th percentile I'll call average

"Above Average Joe"
55th to 65th is above average to somewhat big

"Bigger than most"
65th to 75th is fairly big to big

"Bigger than almost all your friends, probably"
75-85th is big

"Pornstar in training"
85th-95th is really big

"Pornstar"
95th and higher is pretty damn big

"Mandingo and all the black guys in NTR games"
99th
 

Sumodeine

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Well, I don't know about you guys but im a grower and a shower. Yep, 99th percentile rocket propelled dick right here, ladies :cool:
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anyways, since Taylor is an 88th percentile dick warrior. I think that puts him solidly (heh) in the "Big, but not huge category". He is probably ideal, the most popular dildo size is 6.5 inches long and 5 inches in girth. Long enough to go deep/get good angles with but not long enough to poke a hole in your stomach and girthy enough to fill you up but not hurt.

"The Tiny's "
35th and below

"The Smalls and Low Average"
45-35th is below average to small

"Average Joe"
45-55th percentile I'll call average

"Above Average Joe"
55th to 65th is above average to somewhat big

"Bigger than most"
65th to 75th is fairly big to big

"Bigger than almost all your friends, probably"
75-85th is big

"Pornstar in training"
85th-95th is really big

"Pornstar"
95th and higher is pretty damn big

"Mandingo and all the black guys in NTR games"
99th
jamdan: Resident Penis Expert.
 

jamdan

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Damn straight.

Also, if its not completely straight it can make it feel bigger than it actually is. The angle/curve will cause extra sensation in some positions and locations inside the orifice.

I feel like thats true, but I have no evidence.

Wait. No I don't feel it in a literal sense. I just imagine that it would.

Wait. I didn't imagine it, I just think that would be a thing.

Screw it. Wait, no don't do that.


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I live in the bible belt. I can't be talkin' about dicks like this. Must repent my sins for 7.5 long hard hours... :eek: CRAP!!
 

kuraiken

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And having a moderator react to your post seconds after you post it, multiple times, is a bit odd, don't you think? Considering I only have a few posts. If I had a ton, it wouldn't be that surprising. But I don't. I only have a few. And for the past few he has reacted to my post almost immediately. Like i said. It's a little weird.
Perhaps moderators pay special attention to members who, shortly after signing up, manage to collect facepalms as quickly as an 18 year old prom queen collects dicks at the after party?
 

Red469

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Oh boy been a long time since I've had to pull out the ignore user button.
Trust me it wont be the last

Perhaps moderators pay special attention to members who, shortly after signing up, manage to collect facepalms as quickly as an 18 year old prom queen collects dicks at the after party?
Perhaps or its just his way of applying The new Like button
 

Avaron1974

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That was a lot of penis talk.

I feel like i've learned something here today.

Firstly, men think about dick far too much.

Secondly, I now know more about cocks than some straight women.

Thirdly, it's the first time i've someone get facepalmed every time they commented by more than person. I believe that's an acheivement. To say something that dumb more than once must be a record.
 

Red469

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That was a lot of penis talk.

I feel like i've learned something here today.

Firstly, men think about dick far too much.

Secondly, I now know more about cocks than some straight women.

Thirdly, it's the first time i've someone get facepalmed every time they commented by more than person. I believe that's an acheivement. To say something that dumb more than once must be a record.
Hi Ava

Ya I agree some men really do think about their members far too often

To your third comment I think this guy is just trying to make the facepalm the new like button... By the look it its a raging
Success... Even the mods agree.

Odly enough I thought the Facepalm still counts as a like... Jus saying.
 
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I'm Not Thea Lundgren!

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Hi Ava

Ya I agree some men really do think about their members far too often

To your third comment I think this guy is just trying to make the facepalm the new like button... By the look it its a raging
Success... Even the mods agree.

Odly enough the Facepalm still counts as a like... Jus saying.
Facepalm is neutral ;) So it's not a good like, but not a bad one either... just a reaction
 

Red469

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Interesting. IMO a facepalm should subtract 1 like from the user's profile. Like a downvote button.
Hey buddy give me one just to prove a point :)

lol Ok My bad they dont count as likes cool gues I cant say that again... thanks bud
 
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