Guato

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there wont be any content because the released news is a fake there wont be night of revenge only night of despair
someone to get him out of here before I do a tp go to his house and take away his human rights please
 

SybilleViola

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Deep into that webpage peering, long I stood there wondering, fearing,
Guessing, gleaning gleams no fapper ever gave a gander before;
But the silence was unbroken, and updates gave no token,
And the only word there spoken was the blistered word,
"Censor?"
This I whispered, and an echo murmured back the word, "Censor!"—
Merely this and nothing more.


-"The Night of Revenge" part five; by Edgar Coomer Poe
 

omp123

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my take on the gag, these two are the most relevant these days

Once upon a midnight stormy, while I pondered, weak and horny,
Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten porn—
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a slapping,
As of some one gently fapping, fapping at my bedroom door.
“’Tis some visitor,” I muttered, “fapping at my bedroom door—
Only this and nothing more.”

Ah, distinctly I remember it was in No Nut November;
And each separate blueballed member wrought its jizz upon the floor.
Eagerly I scoured the pages;—vainly I had waited ages
Losing sanity in stages as I wait for N.o.R.
For the busty cum-soaked maiden calling me from N.o.R.
Taunting me for evermore.
 
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