How about a game with a young Stabby Mike as the MC?
The beginning of Stabby Mike
I'll tell up you up front - I don't like knives.
I didn't want to stab people - I HAD to.
Ya see, it was my girlfriend that first called me Stabby Mike.
And it wasn't because I used a knife.
We skipped out of school early before lunch.
It was my first time and I wasn't prepared.
But I was young and inexperienced once too.
That part at the end got my hips jerking - I couldn't stop.
At first she seemed to enjoy it.
After about 10 seconds she started looking a bit annoyed.
Then she smirked and started giggling.
'I'm gonna tell the girls your name is Stabby Mike' she said.
At least she didn't call me Mr. Limpit.
But effect was the same. NO!!
We hurried back to school after our 'lunch'.
That's the first time I used a knife.
I took it into gym class and found a way to use it.
I only got two of the biggest pains in my ass.
When the cops hauled me away I was yelling -
'My name is Stabby Mike and all you assholes better remember me!'
After 9 months in crossbar city I was a lot smarter, more fit and wiser.
When I walked back into school next year the noise level dropped as I walked by.
I heard someone whisper. 'Careful, that's Stabby Mike.'
Got back with my girlfriend and we tried again.
I was ready at the end - she did most of the stabbing.
Talked her into getting one of her friends to join us. We learned a lot together through the years.
Now I'm on my own and its time to start the ball rolling.
Yeah, I'm Stabby Mike and I have a plan. I want money and lots of girls.
And I'm gonna get it.
The beginning of Stabby Mike
I'll tell up you up front - I don't like knives.
I didn't want to stab people - I HAD to.
Ya see, it was my girlfriend that first called me Stabby Mike.
And it wasn't because I used a knife.
We skipped out of school early before lunch.
It was my first time and I wasn't prepared.
But I was young and inexperienced once too.
That part at the end got my hips jerking - I couldn't stop.
At first she seemed to enjoy it.
After about 10 seconds she started looking a bit annoyed.
Then she smirked and started giggling.
'I'm gonna tell the girls your name is Stabby Mike' she said.
At least she didn't call me Mr. Limpit.
But effect was the same. NO!!
We hurried back to school after our 'lunch'.
That's the first time I used a knife.
I took it into gym class and found a way to use it.
I only got two of the biggest pains in my ass.
When the cops hauled me away I was yelling -
'My name is Stabby Mike and all you assholes better remember me!'
After 9 months in crossbar city I was a lot smarter, more fit and wiser.
When I walked back into school next year the noise level dropped as I walked by.
I heard someone whisper. 'Careful, that's Stabby Mike.'
Got back with my girlfriend and we tried again.
I was ready at the end - she did most of the stabbing.
Talked her into getting one of her friends to join us. We learned a lot together through the years.
Now I'm on my own and its time to start the ball rolling.
Yeah, I'm Stabby Mike and I have a plan. I want money and lots of girls.
And I'm gonna get it.