Unity Orc Massage [v2023-07-11] [Torch Studio]

[PoloPaul]

Here is my quick review :

The pros :
- The massage theme is fresh.
- Great models. I can't stress it enough, the ladies look sexy in this game. Even the orc looks nice.
- The massage mini game is ok, I would even say "nice". Not too long, not too hard.
- The 3 stages leading to the sex scenes are a nice addition.
- Great sex animations.
- Great facial expressions.

The cons :
- The physics is fucked up sometimes. The elf is nearly perfect (the boobs fall INTO the chest cavity sometimes, just a little bit but still), the harpy is quite messy (obviously because of the wings) and the tiger girl has some problems with her tail and her legs (when you try to spread them).
- The second massage stage is quite bad. The idea is ok, but not the execution. With the elf, it's ok, but with the harpy ? Oh Lord... I don't even have to explain in details, everyone who played this part will understand that having to massage a spot on the WINGS while looking at the FRONT of the harpy is not a good idea. Same goes for the tiger lady, some positions are quite hard to reach (but nothing on the level of the harpy).
- The money mini game is a chore. It should give 400 dollars, not 200. Also, you should get some fucking money with the main chicks !
- The tutorial is not good enough. The goblin should explain it with words. It's not that hard to understand tho.
- Bad optimization. Some sex scenes will make the game run in slow mo.
- Many little bugs. Most will be fixed after you go back to the main menu or, worse, close the application.

TL;DR : A great game with many technical problems. I quite like it.

 

[Purple_Heart]

Here is my quick review :

The pros :
- The massage theme is fresh.
- Great models. I can't stress it enough, the ladies look sexy in this game. Even the orc looks nice.
- The massage mini game is ok, I would even say "nice". Not too long, not too hard.
- The 3 stages leading to the sex scenes are a nice addition.
- Great sex animations.
- Great facial expressions.

The cons :
- The physics is fucked up sometimes. The elf is nearly perfect (the boobs fall INTO the chest cavity sometimes, just a little bit but still), the harpy is quite messy (obviously because of the wings) and the tiger girl has some problems with her tail and her legs (when you try to spread them).
- The second massage stage is quite bad. The idea is ok, but not the execution. With the elf, it's ok, but with the harpy ? Oh Lord... I don't even have to explain in details, everyone who played this part will understand that having to massage a spot on the WINGS while looking at the FRONT of the harpy is not a good idea. Same goes for the tiger lady, some positions are quite hard to reach (but nothing on the level of the harpy).
- The money mini game is a chore. It should give 400 dollars, not 200. Also, you should get some fucking money with the main chicks !
- The tutorial is not good enough. The goblin should explain it with words. It's not that hard to understand tho.
- Bad optimization. Some sex scenes will make the game run in slow mo.
- Many little bugs. Most will be fixed after you go back to the main menu or, worse, close the application.

TL;DR : A great game with many technical problems. I quite like it.

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[Valaska]

Was not implying they delete it themselves. They just ask a steam moderator who most of the time will do that. Valve wants to sell as much as possible, games getting negative reviews means less sales. Battlefield 2042 is a recently released game, they didn't have the time yet to manipulate the reviews. But you'll see in a couple of months it will be very positive. Just look at Fallout 76, its "mostly positive" on steam right now, despite still being a broken mess.

Also no you don't, some are outright deleted. There are cases where steam marks negative criticism as "off-topic" and some of those stay but they do not influence the overall rating, which is absolute hypocrisy. There are some literal walls of text on steam that negatively criticize a game but they're taken out because one or two sentences might be considered off-topic? What's the point of writing reviews at all then? How come I never see positive reviews being off-topic? Apparently you can only be positive, everything else gets deleted or marked as "off-topic." Considering you can write whatever the hell you want for positive reviews and it stays. Speaking of which, what about positive review bombs? What stops me from paying people to write my game positively on steam? That's right, nothing.

I would like to see the sponsor of this so called "curator" of yours. Face it steam is crooked and so are most game devs. Because they sell hype not quality these days.

Some misconceptions I'll take a shot at here...

So you can't really do much to interact, with steam moderators, unless you are a multi-million dollar affair like in the range of bringing Valve 10+ million in, otherwise, they're not going to give a shit about you or your program unless you can somehow get a larger entity to get involved. IE, that game (Depression Quest) Zoe Quinn made... which despite some review bomb "intervention" still sits at a pretty negative mixed with just 13 "mostly positive" reviews lately.


There was some scrubbing of a mass of reviews, but when Valve does this they are not MANUALLY doing anything. They take the bot that normally runs and run it again with more stringent qualifiers, this will cull more reviews. I'm not a fan of it I think review bombs can be a positive tool for the consumer sometimes... other times review bombs are bullshit like when Chinese users attacked subverse over BS reasons.

Curators are just... literally any person you want to sign up and run one of those accounts. Most people don't follow them, they're largely a completely pointless system. The only ones people seriously follow are either Youtuber/Twitch influencers or Gimmick accounts like Commander Shepard.

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Even at the end of the day after Valve re-applies more stringent filtering, you have the option on the game page to enable all reviews including "off-topic" scrubbed ones. If you go over to subverse for example you can see that the vast majority of these reviews bought the game, refunded the game and were just slinging shit at them for not including a Chinese translation. It had nothing to do with the actual game itself and a decision based on legal reasons.

I would like to see the sponsor of this so called "curator" of yours. Face it steam is crooked and so are most game devs. Because they sell hype not quality these days.

This is where I'm gonna have to say, bull fucking shit my dude. Kuro is one dude working to make a cute game he has dumped a shit ton of money into. Few people have put so much into a project personally.

The vast majority of developers and studios are trying to make something fun and engaging. Because, surprise, that's how we make money. You're pretending like TorchEntertainment has the budget of fucking Rockstar or Activision, and regardless of how well Critical Bliss has done lately, they do not have marketing money to sell hype. Just look at the marketing for this game... does this really look like it's going to sell based on hype? lol no. It has a leg up in SEO and that's about it.

The reason this game is getting very positive is that the response has been very positive. It's a cute game, it has great graphics, it's rough and has a lot of shit that needs to be sorted out but for an old-fashion "Just porn no story" game, it's what a lot of people are looking for. At $17Canadian it's placed right in the proper place for most people money-wise.

You're looking for something untoward when in actuality the people on steam just have different priorities than what you are demanding.

 

[Maericke]

My only real disappointment with this game is that Eye of the Tiger doesn't play during my Orc's training montages.

 

[Valaska]

My only real disappointment with this game is that Eye of the Tiger doesn't play during my Orc's training montages.

lol... that would be fantastic to be fucking honest. Actually, I'm going to recommend something like that to Kuro, obviously couldn't be eye of the tiger but a training montage theme would be amazing.

 

[reeroll]

What is the value to modify money with cheat engine?

 

[mrmiles01]

Some cheats (you are always a full of energy orc who never spends money).
Unpack the file from the archive to the folder: \OrcMassage_Data\Managed

What did you modify? I opened the dll with dnSpy but could not find the stats or money lines.

 

[silentgod]

So i'm stuck. I've gotten to two hearts with the elf. I'm trying to get to the second massage, the body part one, and I must be doing something wrong. I get all the hearts to green, no "X"s, and then she gets mad and leaves. Is there something i'm missing?

 

[Issun]

Jesus Christ the tutorial is terrible. I have no clue how the fuck any of this game works and i've been trying for a good hour now

 

[Heichou207]

Restricting the camera in any of the activities is such a stupid fucking idea

 

[wicked-green-eyes]

Jesus Christ the tutorial is terrible. I have no clue how the fuck any of this game works and i've been trying for a good hour now

Yeah, it's pretty much useless. I think I read somewhere on Steam forums that they are reworking it for an update.

In the meantime, try this guide on Steam:

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Also, there is a bug that makes you fail massages no matter what (I think it starts happening if you get a D grade on a massage). Restart the game to fix it.

 

[atfields]

For as much of a complete mess this game is, it's still engaging. I blame the character designs for the girls.

 

[Kraos]

Honestly, the game is quite easy (except for maybe the second massage stage and the fixed camera), it is just that the tutorials are shit and can't be replayed unless you restart the game.
Once you understand the first massage and quick massage minigames, the difficulty ends. I was able to get a "B" in the first stage even without any upgrades. Just use the skill with AoE wisely and try to avoid the repair skill (make sure none of the hearts become entirely blue).

 

[Kraos]

What is the value to modify money with cheat engine?

First Scan for the initial money you have, play the money minigame, then enter the new amount of money and click next scan.

 

[reeroll]

First Scan for the initial money you have, play the money minigame, then enter the new amount of money and click next scan.

I tried that but I do not find the initial money value even though I search with the exact value, there are too many values which share the same exact value.

 

[Kraos]

I tried that but I do not find the initial money value even though I search with the exact value, there are too many values which share the same exact value.

You aren't supposed to find it straight away. The first scan had like 50K addresses, then you play the money minigame and enter the new amount of money you have, then used the next scan.
If for some reason there are still more than one address, you play the minigame again and enter that value.

 

[SludFug6969]

nice, a new generation of gamers lerning how to use cheat engine

 

[BONGOOO]

absolutely loving the design and the different massage stages! animation is top notch in my opinion ; despite it bugging sometimes, the monster girls designs are really well done!
The only drawbacks i can think of are the bit of grind in the mini-game at the beginning, and very few animation bugs (the ti-girl bugs out of place at the end of the first faze, and the knees of ti-girl and harpy often get stuck..)
tip of the hat to the dev, and i really hope they create more awesome content!

 

[Blue1323]

Memory leak? its using like 7gb ram for some reason.

 

[JackFateRipperNight]

This is where I'm gonna have to say, bull fucking shit my dude. Kuro is one dude working to make a cute game he has dumped a shit ton of money into. Few people have put so much into a project personally.

The vast majority of developers and studios are trying to make something fun and engaging. Because, surprise, that's how we make money. You're pretending like TorchEntertainment has the budget of fucking Rockstar or Activision, and regardless of how well Critical Bliss has done lately, they do not have marketing money to sell hype. Just look at the marketing for this game... does this really look like it's going to sell based on hype? lol no. It has a leg up in SEO and that's about it.

The reason this game is getting very positive is that the response has been very positive. It's a cute game, it has great graphics, it's rough and has a lot of shit that needs to be sorted out but for an old-fashion "Just porn no story" game, it's what a lot of people are looking for. At $17Canadian it's placed right in the proper place for most people money-wise.

You're looking for something untoward when in actuality the people on steam just have different priorities than what you are demanding.

Find it comical that out of everyone you answered to my comment and obviously you defend the developers because you're yourself one. You make it sound like manipulating reviews is difficult. Yet, you spend more time on F95zone doing damage control, reporting all negative comments about your game Avarice than actually working on it. You could probably take all of your comments from your thread and fill a small novel. You'd probably be finished with your game already, if you'd spend less time doing damage control.
So evidently it only needs about 1 or 2 people to do that. Lets not forget that you have a whole discord, with ranks and groups doing that for you most likely. With TorchEntertainment its the same.
Selling hype is not difficult, just look at Subverse. You just have to regularly update on certain websites like this one and people interested in such games will notice it and get hyped. Of course you can't put a billboard anywhere for that game for obvious reasons, you have to advertise it online and that happens as we speak. Also you can't really expect to have that many players to begin with, since its a rather small, niche game. That is okay however.
The "people" on Steam are honest. Problem is Valve and the Developers aren't. If we're honest here for a second something like Fallout 76 or that depression quest would be still way into the negative ratings. But people can manipulate it and they do that. That is why steam reviews, are completely useless. Since it will always favor the developer.
You also can't expect from regular players who left a negative comment to further pay attention to their reviews and that it stays up. If it gets deleted or marked as off-topic you won't even get notified. If I don't like something, I obviously don't spend time on it after trying it and rating it negatively.
This all favors the devs too. Which is unfair, ratings should be left untouched, even the bad ones. If you get review bombed, then you deserve it.