dontcarewhateverno

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In academic circles there are two different schools as to how Eva Kiss' productivity should be measured. There's the ones who just look at the actual release cycles, then use it to make graphs and statistics, and have come to the conclusion that there's been some problems during the latest chapters and that it has indeed slowed down a bit.

And then there's the relativists, who like to compare the development time to different stuff, like, let's say, how much time it takes for a group of people pirating Eva's games to come to terms with how she once attended two weddings. After they completed their thorough research, they were amazed at what they found. It turned out that Eva had completed one, soon two chapters—plus one mini chapter!—in the same time the other group had started, but shown no sign of progress, of processing that Eva attended said weddings.

The thesis is currently subject to peer review, as the relativists struggle to believe that Eva really made such a significant progress compared to the complete lack of progress for the other group, but so far it looks like their findings are indeed correct.
I think Eva should stop pooping. Or bring her dev equipment into the bathroom to poop more productively. She's wasting 3.5+ hours a week pooping that could be spent on making the game faster. That's 182.5+ hours a year. No good lasy milker pooping dev. :mad:
 

Doppelgang

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I think Eva should stop pooping. Or bring her dev equipment into the bathroom to poop more productively. She's wasting 3.5+ hours a week pooping that could be spent on making the game faster. That's 182.5+ hours a year. No good lasy milker pooping dev. :mad:
I'm glad you have the courage to say what we all think, but few dare to say. The audacity to just go on pooping, day after day, year after year, while Stan's sitting in his room with his dick about to burst, still waiting to get laid. Shocking.

Also, judging by the response I see I should consider doing some adjustments to the next sarcastic, borderline funny post I'll come up with. Less academia, more poop. I misread my audience, just like these devs do each time they go to the toilet (without even bothering to write a post on Patreon informing about it :()
 

Gato21

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I'm glad you have the courage to say what we all think, but few dare to say. The audacity to just go on pooping, day after day, year after year, while Stan's sitting in his room with his dick about to burst, still waiting to get laid. Shocking.

Also, judging by the response I see I should consider doing some adjustments to the next sarcastic, borderline funny post I'll come up with. Less academia, more poop. I misread my audience, just like these devs do each time they go to the toilet (without even bothering to write a post on Patreon informing about it :()
The best comedy is a mixture of both high and low-brow humor. From Blackadder all the way back to Aristophanes, that has been the case.
 

ArcherHades46

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My guesses, no more. But still I will assume. Eva didn't post a week-long epilogue as far as I remember. Maybe the final is just around the corner?
 

balvenie1401

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My guesses, no more. But still I will assume. Eva didn't post a week-long epilogue as far as I remember. Maybe the final is just around the corner?
Most likely not. Given her last two posts it's probably a fair bit off. Hoping I'm wrong but I'd be surprised if we'll see an Alpha before end of July..
 
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dontcarewhateverno

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I'm glad you have the courage to say what we all think, but few dare to say. The audacity to just go on pooping, day after day, year after year, while Stan's sitting in his room with his dick about to burst, still waiting to get laid. Shocking.

Also, judging by the response I see I should consider doing some adjustments to the next sarcastic, borderline funny post I'll come up with. Less academia, more poop. I misread my audience, just like these devs do each time they go to the toilet (without even bothering to write a post on Patreon informing about it :()
C'est la vie.

Sarcasm < Poop Joke < Sarcastic Poop Joke.

A universal truth regardless of the fact we're also on a bolted-on "big bobs" porn game site where half the content is virgin highschoolers banging their mom and another quarter is catgirls with dicks.

The thesis *[Feces] is currently subject to peer review
You almost had it, man. You almost had it.
 

lucadiadis

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it depends on who invites her !!!
If it's L&P or Stopper they are going to be infinite!
she is one the best devs on this site ! Be patient and play something else in teh meantime !
She is THE best, with maybe Caramel Cowboy who is slightly below in storytelling but slightly above in visuals. And they're both as slow as hell.
 

vixen20

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See if you're like me and you keep your library of games - perverted and not - huuuuuuge, then you'll never have to worry about update cycles, as a single game becomes lost in the sea and ends up being a nice treat when you check back after a year or two and see all the updates that had been made while you were gone :p
 

| Vee |

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I don't know if this is addressed before or not but WHY do Ian can cheat on Lena with Cindy and not on Allison or Emma? Am i missing something in this whole conversation? Perhaps he is trying to be steady in some way that his actions don't collide and cause him supernova of some kind and just limiting it as the characters are already mature enough that they know consequences of their actions will be disastrous? I know characters are developing in ORS too but it seems like the possible one unless EK has some surprise ( BOOM HEADSHOT!!! ).
 
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