- Jan 25, 2021
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I think Eva should stop pooping. Or bring her dev equipment into the bathroom to poop more productively. She's wasting 3.5+ hours a week pooping that could be spent on making the game faster. That's 182.5+ hours a year. No good lasy milker pooping dev.In academic circles there are two different schools as to how Eva Kiss' productivity should be measured. There's the ones who just look at the actual release cycles, then use it to make graphs and statistics, and have come to the conclusion that there's been some problems during the latest chapters and that it has indeed slowed down a bit.
And then there's the relativists, who like to compare the development time to different stuff, like, let's say, how much time it takes for a group of people pirating Eva's games to come to terms with how she once attended two weddings. After they completed their thorough research, they were amazed at what they found. It turned out that Eva had completed one, soon two chapters—plus one mini chapter!—in the same time the other group had started, but shown no sign of progress, of processing that Eva attended said weddings.
The thesis is currently subject to peer review, as the relativists struggle to believe that Eva really made such a significant progress compared to the complete lack of progress for the other group, but so far it looks like their findings are indeed correct.