- Apr 16, 2017
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Dear Veronica...
I invite you into my home and cook you a meal. I even gave you a shoulder to cry on.
How do you go from that to sittin' on a man's ding-dong like there's nothing wrong?
Can you help me by getting those Muscle Mommy legs off me for ONE second so I can adjust?
Sincerely,
Edwin.
PS. Working, Drinking, Screwing is the life of a pirate, you need a hobby.
I invite you into my home and cook you a meal. I even gave you a shoulder to cry on.
How do you go from that to sittin' on a man's ding-dong like there's nothing wrong?
Can you help me by getting those Muscle Mommy legs off me for ONE second so I can adjust?
Sincerely,
Edwin.
PS. Working, Drinking, Screwing is the life of a pirate, you need a hobby.