- Jun 3, 2022
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The description reminds me of a story from my life, when I was out talking to a random group of pretty girls in some bar when suddenly a wild boyfriend appeared and threatened me out of jealousy. So I took the situation lightly and pretended to be gay, and that I would fancy him. And oh no, suddenly he was not around so much any more. He lost - the girls defended me, nd sticking around would mean I would flirt him up and get to his insecure ego.
I am not and never was gay, but it was the best situation ever. He gets angry at me, I "flirt" with him ("I am not interested in oyur girl, but you, on the other hand. ....can I have your number?"), he gets angry at me, and the girls shoo him away when he wants to let it out on me lmao.
I ended up kissing one of the girls, still playing the game of "I have never been with a woman before" but I think at the end they all knew that it was just a ruse. Good times.
I am not and never was gay, but it was the best situation ever. He gets angry at me, I "flirt" with him ("I am not interested in oyur girl, but you, on the other hand. ....can I have your number?"), he gets angry at me, and the girls shoo him away when he wants to let it out on me lmao.
I ended up kissing one of the girls, still playing the game of "I have never been with a woman before" but I think at the end they all knew that it was just a ruse. Good times.